My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team
It's a good thing Valve has provided us with so many expert murderers and zombie killers.
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Who better than someone who can't die because he just reforms from his scattered bits?
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He's killed hundreds of Headcrab Zombies, normal Zombies shouldn't be much of a problem.
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Does he really need an explanation?
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Black Scottish Cyclops is credit to team!
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Once he gets over his addiction to pills, he'd be a great addition
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Magical healing Proton pack.
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He's proven he can handle his own against the Zombie hordes with relative ease.
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Necromorphs are much worse than normal zombies so this would be a cakewalk for Isaac.
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He can get in and out of places on supply runs easily.
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Who better to fortify our shelter with level 3 Sentries and teleporters?
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Good luck, have Batman.
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Flo the Progressive Lady. She's so annoying that Zombies would remember her from when they were alive and go after her, making her the perfect bait.
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"Wave goodbye to ya head, wanka!"
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This guy is so tough the zombies teeth would break on impact with his skin.
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Who better to take out zombies silently with?
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he could kill zombies and recharge an iPod with the same power!
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He can speak their language!
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Can't have just one of the original (and far superior) group of survivors.
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Because he's a badass.
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If I have to explain this, you aren't worthy of him.
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He's covered wars you know.
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They have proven in Plants Vs. Zombies how effective they are.
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Complete badass.
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Zombies can't bite through metal.
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Srsly guiz.
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He's awesome.
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He's a telepath.
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Just look at that goddamn pose. God...damn.
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Expert Zombie killer.
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Useless in Hell, but he IS an Archangel.
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Huge assortment of weapons.
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Can't have Ratchet without Clank (I'm looking at you Ratchet: Deadlocked).
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The dude destroyed all the stars when he was drunk. Imagine what he could do to some Zombies sober.
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He harnesses the powers of the elements, zombies would be no problem.
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Husks are more annoying that Zombies.
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Because robots.
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Friggen Portals and junk, Broseph.
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Friggen Portals and junk, Broseidon.
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For the sole reason that his Plasmids let him SHOOT BEES. JESUS FUCK!
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A Manlier man (other than Saxton Hale) there is not.
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Why the hell not? Since we're using this president we may as well use...
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This president too.
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Shut the fuck up, Birthers. Go wear your tinfoil hats elsewhere :D
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He may be the greatest military mind in the history of the world.
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Who the hell wouldn't want Venom in their Zombie hunting party?
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Yesssssss. Screw you, Lucario.
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Noble Six. True badass.
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This guy was so awesome it was sad to kill him.
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Maggots!
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Yes, I know I'm including most of the TF2 gang but maybe if the game wasn't so fun to play, I wouldn't feel so inclined to do it.
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Serial killers know what's up.
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Scoot!
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Sneaky bastard.
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!
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Why not?
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Because why not?
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Holy shit it's a dragon.
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Aww yeah.
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Charlie Tunoku fuck yes
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because she kicks stuff.
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Because...
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YELLING A BUNCH!
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COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY! WHOO!
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of War.
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I've been playing too much Gears of...wait.
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Strap it on!
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I would force him to wear his full mask so I wouldn't have to see that stupid-ass hair, though.
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I imagine him, in a crazy Mad Max scenario, riding a train of puppies in Fallout-style wasteland armor toting a stupidly large magnum.
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The face of Monty Python will always have a spot on my team.
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J/K DAWG! J/K!
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BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
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MY LORD HAS RETURNED! ALL GLORY TO CTHULHU.
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