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  • Dec. 1, 2008 - 12:10 p.m.
    Marioncobretti hates broken achievements (fuck you gears 2 & tomb raider underworld!)
  • Dec. 1, 2008 - 12:09 p.m.
    Marioncobretti hates broken achievements (fuck you tomb raider underworld!)
  • Dec. 1, 2008 - 11:02 a.m.
    Marioncobretti just created a new forum post in the topic First game you 1000 pointed in the Xbox 360 forum
    viva pinata! but im proudest of the full 1250 in crackdown...without using a guide for the orbs!

  • Dec. 1, 2008 - 10:49 a.m.
    Marioncobretti just added a new blog
    Chun-Li?... No, Seriously!

    Yeah, Ive seen it before.. Over and over and over and over and over and over again... Now STOP IT!
    Super Streetfighter II HD Remix is pretty much perfect, or as perfectly balanced as any fighter you will ever find on the planet ever, I have no intention of talking about my endless summer holiday where I played the game on the snes or the first time I became transfixed the arcade machine I had no money for at a Butlins when I was a very young boy. Instead I wish to talk about 15 second audio clips sent over ...

  • Nov. 30, 2008 - 11:56 a.m.
    Marioncobretti *shrug* guess I wasnt good enough.
  • Nov. 30, 2008 - 11:51 a.m.
    Marioncobretti just commented on Fraser's Topic - LittleBigPlanet £19
    I wish I would have waited because admittedly I just cant seem to get into the game at all. Much too frustrating with semi-broken online.

  • Nov. 22, 2008 - 9:22 a.m.
    Marioncobretti just commented on Sweep's Topic - Taking It To The Next Level
    Its all about experiencing the game and playing the game.  First time through bioshock and shadow I would say are experiences but second time is just playing the game for what it is. Mass effect and other RPGs are going to differ a little bit because decision making are  a much bigger part of the equation. It all depends on many things. I could understand someone not wanting to play shadow because of its deliberately wonky controls. but  a lot of people who experience the game in full want that little bit more out of it and they get the time trials ...

  • Nov. 21, 2008 - 11:25 a.m.
    Marioncobretti wants to punch sackboy in the FACE!
  • Nov. 21, 2008 - 8:10 a.m.
    Marioncobretti just added a new blog
    Neil VS LittleBigPlanet
    I want this but dont really want to pay for something that was probably already made when the game shipped. ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is probably the most eloquently
    I could ever sum up my thoughts on
    LittleBigPlanet. I have been angered
    enthralled, in love with, hating, charmed
    frustrated, amused and many other things
    with sonys not-very-good-at system seller.



    I had mentioned before in a previous blog that I really did not like having to play the
    Idiotically frustration single player levels for creation tools to use in creation mode
    The bare minimum is ...

  • Nov. 19, 2008 - 5:03 a.m.
    Marioncobretti thinks NXE has an inexcusably small amount of clothing options
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About Me
i am the cure.

I am really rather fond of games, my first console was the NES which i got with mario and duckhunt, I once sat shooting those ducks with the gun close up at the screen for about 4 hours straight. I believe the PS2 is the greatest console ever made and that the invention of achievement points is truly, truly genius even if Insomniac had the idea before Microsoft with their skill points system.

I play games often mostly on the 360 even though i own a PS3 and have pretty easy access to the DS and the wii. If anyone wants to add me to xbl or psn feel free to.


  
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Added by marioncobretti on Dec. 1, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix


Yeah, Ive seen it before.. Over and over and over and over and over and over again... Now STOP IT!

Super Streetfighter II HD Remix is pretty much perfect, or as perfectly balanced as any fighter you will ever find on the planet ever, I have no intention of talking about my endless summer holiday where I played the game on the snes or the first time I became transfixed by the arcade machine I had no money for at a Butlins when I was a very young boy. Instead I wish to talk about 15 second audio clips sent over Xbox live. The first time i encountered this was after playing Soulcalibur IV often from oppponents using kilik or cervantes. Not to compliment me on my so-so playing style but to whine about LOSING "why dont you learn  how to play the game properly" etc, etc.. But I did....I won...sorry, I shall try harder to lose next time *shrug* Now all of the 6 or so messages i recieved over the past couple of days were from Ryu/Ken/Akuma hadoukenhadoukenhadoukenshoryukennnnnn!!!jumpkicksweep! spammers, all of them. I said this before and I shall say it again, When did it stop being fun and  more of a deadly serious "game" to people? Surely you shouldnt expect this of games that essentially are of a bygone era (revivals aside) The games we played as kids seem to now judge twentysomethings (and  a few others) on their manliness. (or womanliness...maybe)
I am very fond of ending up in games where It is quite apparent I am of a similar skill level, sure I'm not brilliant  and I still have strange difficulty pulling off a dragon punch (still not so sure why i can't do it right) But I can Hold down my corner with an above average Chun-Li. (Ive also grown a new fondness for E Honda) But the ryu/ken/akuma bunch really need to stop it. I don't really care about how many fireballs they can do in a row because y'know theyre easily jumped over/ blocked, And the spammers with the highest complaints seem to be the ones who cannot win unless they come across someone who cannot read the other players (usually) very simple patterns.
Also Be kind. Dhalsim Sucks, if youre fighting against Dhalsim and come across the same player  trying to win with him over and over... let them win, go on  be good person and let them get their win for the achievement you know you want to... I always do, But then again i'm a pretty good person.

Also hugely fond of the fact that if someone quits it nets you a win and the other player a loss... So all you early quitters at the end of round 3/5... FAIL!

also, also.. I got my 100 matches achievement at 99... weird huh?


Added by marioncobretti on Nov. 21, 2008 | |

This post relates to: LittleBigPlanet

Sackboy shark costume
I want this but dont really want to pay for something that was probably already made when the game shipped.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is probably the most eloquently
I could ever sum up my thoughts on
LittleBigPlanet. I have been angered
enthralled, in love with, hateful, charmed
frustrated, amused and many other things
with sonys not-very-good-at system seller.



I had mentioned before in a previous blog that I really did not like having to play the
Idiotically frustrating single player levels for creation tools to use in creation mode
The bare minimum is ok , but it kinda annoys me to know there is still many, many
items I will either never get or be able to use... Another thing I hate about the  story
levels is the x2, x4 parts of the levels... put costumes in those areas by any means
but seriously MM do not deprive me of  creation tools, That is just  bad, bad design
considering your game is so heavily geared towards that solitary part of the game.

And this is where my anger has risen considerably. I'm not going to go into the
well documented moderation stuff but the TERRIBLE design of the online game.
Firstly I have yet to play a  multiplayer game where  someone hasn't suffered from
crippling lag , Whenever I was doing Ok I would always be informed that the other
player was either having difficulty with lag or connection issues to my game. (this is
NOT a problem with my internet speed..I play Many, many, many online games and rarely
have these kinds of issues)
Now level tagging is ridiculous, It is borderline broken, full of misinformation and random
statements to not get your level played, If my level has been tagged with a certain amount
of descriptions why can I not pick and choose which  three best describe my level?
And boy are those tags irrelevant.

MY levels and their tags......

"Good things come to those that wait" (first level i made.... not exciting or anything but far from broken)

Daft, Long, Machinery, Rubbish, Tricky, Vehicles,weird

"Treeworld" (easy as hell, hand holding and simple puzzles to stop any kind of frustration)

annoying, boring, complex, easy, fun, lousy, nerve-wracking, perilous, puzzler, quick,
repetitive, short, tricky, weird.

"ALL YOUs faces iz LAPIN!" (very tricky and verging on being broken on purpose)

Brilliant, creepy, slow, weird

"Pop quiz jack" (very , very, very quick and easy level)

perilous, lousy, quick, relaxing, rubbish, slow, tricky

Now I think Treeworld is the best example of this. with many of the tags completely contradicting
each other, That level is so simple, straightforward and hand-holding that I wonder how it got some
of those tags. For one the level is NOT nerve wracking or very weird...maybe the bear..but yknow.

"cool levels" you know what? most of these fucking levels are NOT cool... 10000000000 TROPHY OH YEAH COOLZZ
levels are just not "cool",. Neither are really simple levels that someone spent  two minutes on... and why are all the
 cool levels still the same as two weeks ago? I do not deny how amazing azure palace or how well made world
of colour or littlebigbasketball are..but seriously theres a whole planet and supposedly 800000 user created levels...
FILL THE DAMN PLANET! and preferably with... COOL LEVELS.

Level burying... have you just spent 5, 6, 7 10! hours building a level?, Have you published it and nobody played it?
yeah, thought so. The only way it seems to be able to get people to play your levels is to constantly republish them....
every fuckin day! Im certain theres a few people that will deny this happens becuse of luck or good fortune and all that but
I have No luck with anyone playing by levels unless I constantly republish them. I know theyre not the best levels but
I want something to come of the time and effort I put in and I have put a LOT of time and effort into tweaking a couple
of them. (I guess you had to be in the beta to get any substantial plays on your level.... oh great)
 On top of that I made very different levels (first one not counting because It was me figuring out the controls)  and It
seems more people play your level if it took 30 minutes to make.. I have gotten more plays time ratio wise on "jack"
by a mile, and admittedly it didnt take very long to build at all.
"LAPIN!" on the otherhand is so very weird and switch/mechanism-heavy and has had very few plays in comparison
republish, republish, republish!!!!!!!

Now the most unforgiveable  thing... I have  searched specifically (on another psn name) for each of my levels, exact spelling
on all of them  and how many did the search find????? NONE of them... dear  media molecule YOUR GAME IS BROKEN!
In another game this is disappointing, in LBP with the slogan "play, create, SHARE" it verges on being unforgiveable.

So yeah LBP  I am almost at the point of giving up on it, I like its style and the way it does things, I have even almost come to
terms with the imprecise and fiddly controls. I want  it to be the greatest game ever but it seems  the online wishes to stop this
at every turn I take. I will say it again.. my levels are not the bees knees but theyve had time and effort put into them, I have tried..
and I have tried a LOT harder than many others, I just get so infuriated that some level which is just an entrance and an exit or
a million prize bubbles has ten thousand plays and 200 hearts and  seventeen with 0 hearts have played mine in over a week.




Feel free for anyone to add me to their PSN i am "seamonsterking"
if anyone wants to heart me (i need one more for trophy)
or heart my level with the most hearts/plays already i will happily return the favour

and would be hugely, hugely, hugely grateful.


Added by marioncobretti on Nov. 13, 2008 | |
CLUNK Achievement unlocked ALMOSTUNATTAINABLEap - met someone online who was friendly, talkative and not a total dick!

I WIN AT XBOX LIVE!


Added by marioncobretti on Nov. 12, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Gears of War 2, LittleBigPlanet

Gears of War 2  - Is very, very good. Has stunning art design and that i was unprepared for. It also Broke my save meaning I had to restart about halfway into the game.

Dead space: downfall - is OK but lacks the menace of the game and really needed to tone down its uberviolence a couple of notches.

mirrors edge reviews - dont surprise me, all the issues the reviewers have are the same as I had playing the demo.

left 4 dead demo - is taking forever to download.

world at war - seeing jason ocampo's review on IGN made me want this game... and I was not blown away by the beta.

LittleBigPlanet - just hasnt captivated me as much as it should have, I find the single player levels to verge more on  the side of frustration than fun, The jumping is often the cause of death. Even with skill and a firm grasp of the jump mechanic the game will still decide to kill you.
Dont play the single player then...
Well, you HAVE to play the single player to collect items if not youll be left with a bare bones creation tool which  means that media molecule are total liars, I dont need to go search back on LBP news to know that MM said if you werent comfortable with the single player EVERYTHING could be gainable in the creation mode... and that is just not true in fact the game DEMANDS you play the  so-so single player to get anything worth a damn (including costumes).. and loads of those bubbles can only be gained with two or even four players.. often well into the levels that are very tricky  meaning that many people will never, ever gain some of the items the game has to offer. I should have just waited  for LBP to become cheap and sit down with it  during a much more reasonable gaming climate than in sept-nov .


Added by marioncobretti on Nov. 4, 2008 | |

This post relates to: JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future

This game has BIS on the soundtrack therefore it rules your face!
 




























Probably one of the best games I have ever played...and I only got a chance to now because i never owned an Xbox...
My friend commented that mirrors edge looked  like JSRF....

She is wrong!



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July 28, 2008
Ecco The Dolphin... I hate you.


How much fun would it be to live life as a dolphin, doing jumps,  flips and sonaring other sealife in the face. Life under the sea is better, everyone knows this.
Ecco the dolphis lets you experience the joys of Dolphinity for about twelve seconds until you are sucked into a time vortex and forced to look for other dolphins that like to tell you about their lost family and other randomness "go meet big blue" For some reason all the dolphins in the sea have decided that you should help them out because of some weird sea phenomena.  In the near future it appears that everything under the sea wants you dead. Crabs, pufferfish, seahorses. Who knew that all the creatures of the sea wanted to see dolphins dead, why so much dolphin hate?  They cant help it if theyre clever. Ecco however shows his cleverness by not being able to swim in a straight line, sometimes he can nose-butt other creatures that come thick and fast at his stupid starred face. but chances are he will miss because when needed to dive upwards he will dive downwards and a strange angle and vice versa.
Not only does the sealife hate ecco but so does the sea itself. Ecco is unable to swim under the water for more than about... well adequate time to be killed by  whatever hates you in its screen-spawning ways that moment.  Why does he even bother, he just can't win against the aliens.. aliens you say? Yes Ecco is a game where aliens are going to take over the world or somesuch nonsense, Its pretty amusing. the aliens come from  the DOLPHINUS galaxy, Trust me i'm not making this up.
Once you get past the initial dificulty spike, and when i mean spike i mean "vertical line upwards" You will be met with increasingly harder levels where you will find it tough to make the simplest of jumps over brick walls,  Be crushed by iceblocks with dodgy hit-detection and be chased by trillobites. Yes even the prehistoric creatures hate Ecco.  Pteradons are cool with him though and may give him a ride, at least something gives him a  break..

The atlanteans want him dead also.

Time travel features heavily in Ecco, if you haven't given up by that point or broken your controller. The final few levels are more forgiving in that they  give you a death donar to shoot sharks in their fin-faces and  let you breath underwater without fear of drowning. yes dolphins can drown. this  rule is broken when you have to search for a pod of dolphins trapped deep beneath the sea. If theyre so  good at not needing air how come the saviour of all life on the planet in the world ever cannot,  But they did manage to get trapped in caves  behind boulders so i guess that balances things out a bit.
When i mentioned forgiving earlier i LIED to you, ecco is never forgiving. In giving you  the gift of infinite air and death sonar  you are then blessed with the memorize or die mazelike screen scroll, not only can you go the wrong way, because it guides you in that direction, but you  are being chased by head popping aliens.
ALIENS hate ecco

There is an alien queen at the end.. you have to kill it.... it is hard.

I hate you ecco (but i cant stop thinking about you)





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Sweep
on Sept. 17, 2008
I take your point, there are always going to be shades of grey because everyone is different. There will always be people who pick up a game on a whim and walk away with a greater understanding, or people who research the hell out of every purchase and then devote their lives to tea-bagging everyone they kill online.
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on Sept. 14, 2008
But Snake Pliskin is the greatest film character EVER! In fact, you've inspired me to watch the Escape from films during my time alone in this flat!
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on Sept. 2, 2008
Mercs 2=Amazingly fun.The game has about 15 hours of story and unless you are just hell bent on beating the story it'll take longer than that to beat.And Mercs is all about blowing shit up, so you have to buy this just to watch a huge building crumble before your hands....or should I say your C4
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on Aug. 25, 2008
Hey,only add me if your gonna comment my blogs I 'm about to read and comment your latest one
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on July 26, 2008
We really really do need another John Hughes, although according to imdb, he isn't dead. So lets hope he decides to save the state of family films. Only John Candy won't be in any of them :(
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