MarkBGH (Level 14)

When I say "life is about balance," I mean: "the days that I wear dress shirts are also the days that I have pizza and cookies for lunch."
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MarkBGH
When I say "life is about balance," I mean: "the days that I wear dress shirts are also the days that I have pizza and cookies for lunch."
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
I don't know why I'm so excited about "Cabin in the Woods," but I think a need to purge "Father's Day" from my brain could be to blame.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Sitting down with @bghorror to talk "Father's Day." We're definitely going to earn that "explicit" tag tonight.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
There are few things in this world as majestic as the marriage between a Chicago wind gust and an Amish man's beard. I'm awestruck.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
I have no smart ass comments about Easter. Heathen status aside, I encourage you to not take time spent with loved ones for granted.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
So, "Father's Day" is definitely a movie. Ohhhhhh Troma.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
People complaining about FB changes are leaving out the most important new feature: being able to unsubscribe from people that complain.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Hey punks! I'm trying to get punk day going here at @DuoConsulting. Come on in and play nice! http://t.co/5txGIrIS
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Breakfast, my old friend, I have missed you.
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Embrace the meteor.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
No one believes the "Bear Jew" is a Golem!
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Social media slash-and-burn is going awesomely. Limiting my accidental negativity intake has already improved my quality of life. Go figure!
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Whole Foods on a Sunday is some scary shit.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Thankfully, my phone reminded me that tomorrow is #Wrestlemania. That's about as real as it gets.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
This is the pinnacle of my Internets: "Magic Johnson: The Gathering" http://t.co/aI8FWQbh
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Trying to make up a definition for "yofay" so my phone doesn't have a reason to autocorrect it to "today."
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
"Neighborhood Watch" is actually an alien invasion flick? EXCELLENT.
1 month, 4 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
I hope to see this reenacted on #RAW tonight, with @CMPunk as Cicople: http://t.co/RZPT25Ux
1 month, 4 weeks ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
Just got done with @BGHorror Episode 200, and it was a blast. It's hard to put into words how thankful we are for our friends and fans.
2 months ago via Twitter
MarkBGH
New favorite @bghorror memory: @beerandjoe being too drunk to read the #askbgh questions.
2 months ago via Twitter
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Brad 2 weeks ago
Token status update.
Ryan 1 month, 1 week ago
Tagline for UK snack treat Wagon Wheels: "YOU'VE GOT TO GRIN TO GET IT IN!" You English are disgusting. @garywhitta
KOmphroy 1 month, 1 week ago
How Twitter accidentally fostered the universal presence http://t.co/tEm7qGjd by @zpower via @verge // @Twitter needs to do this, now!
Vinny 1 month, 1 week ago
Though saddened after realizing the name of this game is Legend of Grimrock, and not Grimlock like I first thought...I'm still excited!
ceejayoz 6 months, 1 week ago
OK, Herman Cain, that's a pretty clever 404 page. http://t.co/1Z43xth4

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