Love/Hate

My outlandish weekend in a list of loves and hates because I have a migraine and can only think in bullet point segments. I apologize in advance for possible incoherence, foul language, and lack of structure.

  • I love Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti, but Shoot 'Em Up is a stupid fuckin' movie. Therefore you both fail and I am a dumbass (or a trooper?) for sitting through that piece of garbage.
  • I hate how many Joker's came to my door on Halloween night. Creative much?
  • I love Raisinets, but I hate the fact that they look like gerbil poo.
  • I hate when your friends think it's funny to keep a secret from you for 3 days and when you finally find out, the secret sucks balls.
  • I hate my friends for that.
  • I love Gamefly. What the hell took me so long to sign up for this?
  • I hate going to Best Buy and looking at the PS3's that I can't afford, but I love the cashier that looks like Ralph Macchio.
  • I hate store clerks who think I am an inconvenience for asking them questions.
  • I love going to Rutgers at 1 a.m. for fat sandwiches, but I hate the assholes who work the truck.
  • I hate getting lost in Trenton at night.. yeah, Trenton.
  • I love being the only sober one at every party, but I hate driving belligerent drunks around because I don't drink.
  • I hate my friends for that.
  • I hate guys with ponytails. You're not cool doods!
  • I love lolcats. They're still not old to me!
  • I love playing manhunt at midnight at my old middle school.
  • I hate the cop who found us.
  • I love my newfound interest in graphic novels. Any recommendations?
  • I hate buying bottled water. You should be free!.. but I do it anyway.
  • I love the feeling you get when you bump into someone really amazing from high school that you haven't seen in a few years.
  • I hate the douchebag she was with.
  • I love watching Aladdin and the Jungle Book back-to-back.
  • I hate John McCain's campaign commercials against Obama.
  • I hate Subway's 5 dollar foot long commercials even more.
  • I love sarcastic people who can't take sarcasm.  /sarcasm
  • I hate Gucci Mane for being a person.
  • I love funny cat videos. Like CocoNelly. I guess I'm officially addicted to adorable kitties?
  • I hate getting abused by my step-brother at Power Stone, but I still love my Dreamcast.
  • I love the Mirror's Edge demo. More please.
  • I love getting an extra hour of sleep. Even when it's the weekend and it doesn't even matter.
  • I hate not having enough time to listen to all of these great podcasts.
  • I love/hate fantasy football. Depends on the day I suppose... today I love it.
  • I love MLG and can't wait for Vegas. Str8 to take names!
  • I hate Bill Maher.
  • I love reading all of your blogs, guys. Even if I don't comment as frequently as I should, I try to read all of them. Keep up the great work and take care!
12 Comments
12 Comments
Posted by MasterSplinter

My outlandish weekend in a list of loves and hates because I have a migraine and can only think in bullet point segments. I apologize in advance for possible incoherence, foul language, and lack of structure.

  • I love Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti, but Shoot 'Em Up is a stupid fuckin' movie. Therefore you both fail and I am a dumbass (or a trooper?) for sitting through that piece of garbage.
  • I hate how many Joker's came to my door on Halloween night. Creative much?
  • I love Raisinets, but I hate the fact that they look like gerbil poo.
  • I hate when your friends think it's funny to keep a secret from you for 3 days and when you finally find out, the secret sucks balls.
  • I hate my friends for that.
  • I love Gamefly. What the hell took me so long to sign up for this?
  • I hate going to Best Buy and looking at the PS3's that I can't afford, but I love the cashier that looks like Ralph Macchio.
  • I hate store clerks who think I am an inconvenience for asking them questions.
  • I love going to Rutgers at 1 a.m. for fat sandwiches, but I hate the assholes who work the truck.
  • I hate getting lost in Trenton at night.. yeah, Trenton.
  • I love being the only sober one at every party, but I hate driving belligerent drunks around because I don't drink.
  • I hate my friends for that.
  • I hate guys with ponytails. You're not cool doods!
  • I love lolcats. They're still not old to me!
  • I love playing manhunt at midnight at my old middle school.
  • I hate the cop who found us.
  • I love my newfound interest in graphic novels. Any recommendations?
  • I hate buying bottled water. You should be free!.. but I do it anyway.
  • I love the feeling you get when you bump into someone really amazing from high school that you haven't seen in a few years.
  • I hate the douchebag she was with.
  • I love watching Aladdin and the Jungle Book back-to-back.
  • I hate John McCain's campaign commercials against Obama.
  • I hate Subway's 5 dollar foot long commercials even more.
  • I love sarcastic people who can't take sarcasm.  /sarcasm
  • I hate Gucci Mane for being a person.
  • I love funny cat videos. Like CocoNelly. I guess I'm officially addicted to adorable kitties?
  • I hate getting abused by my step-brother at Power Stone, but I still love my Dreamcast.
  • I love the Mirror's Edge demo. More please.
  • I love getting an extra hour of sleep. Even when it's the weekend and it doesn't even matter.
  • I hate not having enough time to listen to all of these great podcasts.
  • I love/hate fantasy football. Depends on the day I suppose... today I love it.
  • I love MLG and can't wait for Vegas. Str8 to take names!
  • I hate Bill Maher.
  • I love reading all of your blogs, guys. Even if I don't comment as frequently as I should, I try to read all of them. Keep up the great work and take care!
Posted by OfficialJab

What's wrong with you? Shoot Em Up was totally perfect. Let's fight.

Edited by Carlos

I love touching you at night :3 <3

Posted by sasha786

wow sounds like u had so much going on? did u recover from the migraine

Posted by TheGamerGeek

A really good list, I agree on Shoot 'em Up, I hated that movie. I disagree with the Gamefly thing, I love Gamerang way more :).

Posted by Claude

I love GiantBomb
I hate not contributing more.
I love myself.
I hate I'm a slacker.

Posted by Player1

Great list. Funny how you hate McCains commercials though. At least they aren't dirty. 

Posted by coonce

mirrors edge good?

downloading now!
Posted by Messier

I love that there is too much good stuff to play right now

Edited by momentarylogic

reads like The Howl..

I hate candy that tastes like ass.

p.s. The Crow is a fantastic comic.

Posted by Mjolnir

I hate how they are always with douchebags.
I love this blog.

Posted by Fosssil

Awesome, another Str8 fan here on GB! I can't wait for them to tear it up at Meadows.