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Handheld sex minigames?! Whats not to like (PSP)
God of War: Chains of Olympus is a video game for Sony’s PSP. This is the first review I am doing for a PSP game and I feel like it’s a great introduction to the handheld.   Gameplay: Okay everyone knows why the God of War series is so popular. ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on Aug. 13, 2008
Gears of War was and still is a great 360 title. (X360)
Gears of War was a great game for Xbox360 and is still a great game now, lets see why.   Gameplay: In Gears of War the gameplay is going to be the most important thing to any fans of this game or anyone who wants to play this game. The ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 23, 2008
Metal Gear Solid 4 is an amazing end to an ok series (PS3)
How to easily read: my review is split up into 4 basic parts at the end of my description i will give it a rank out of 5ex: I give my instructions on how to read my review a 2/5 because most people probably already knew that...Gameplay: The most important ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 22, 2008
A great RPG with an engrossing storyline (GC)
Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean is an RPG published by Namco Bandai for the Gamecube. The main thing that differentiates this game from other RPGs is the card system. The game revolves around the use of cards called magnus. Magnus capture the essences of real life items. ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
Fun to watch people play... (X360)
When i bought sneak king i don't know what was going through my mind. It seemed like a good idea at the start, " Hey a mediocre game for 4.99 why not." but then when i got home and popped it into my 360 and watched my brother play, I ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
Another Great SNES Rpg (SNES)
Final Fantasy III was the last final fantasy to be released on the super nintendo. Final Fantasy III is an amazing Rpg with a great story and great game play. There are many characters to choose from having in your party. Some of the most interesting parts of the game ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
An amazing game that still holds up today. (SNES)
Chrono Trigger was an amazing game back when it was released in 1995. Unfortunately not many people had played it. If you were one of the people who were fortunate enough to have played it you probably completely understand why this game gets 4 and a half stars. This is ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008