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Also a woman and her husband came in and had the most adorable baby ever. She was 2 months old. Eeeeeeee.

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    Also a woman and her husband came in and had the most adorable baby ever. She was 2 months old. Eeeeeeee.
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    I feel like I'm backwards racist
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    The world's most annoying baby is in the store I'm working in today. He's not crying, he's just pretending to cry, and has been for 30 mins.
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    I somehow lost the top of my belly button ring, so I'm back to my black opal one :/
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    Yeah, so, the Grey's Anatomy season finale made me cry a bit <.< I'm gonna go... fold laundry and not cry now. >.<
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    I kind of hate windows updates.
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    Delicious breakfast. #crepes #fruit http://t.co/FyDAX4X1dc
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    I'm drying strawberries and making strawberry banana crepes while I do laundry. Tasty, healthy foods.
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    I'm pretty sure I was just behind a car with a vanity plate that said "Bad black woman".
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    My third cylinder misfired. This fact brought to you by my daddio sending me an OBD2 scanner dealio.
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    So this happened when I was... 16? Lifeguards had to pull me out. #tbt http://t.co/62Zbtoa9Ew
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    I just received a box that smells like apples. Like someone poured apple scented spray all over it. I'm gonna just sit here and smell it.
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    Watching a cat try to figure out wtf this collar thing is is hilarious.
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    I'm slightly obsessed. #cats #Atilla #kitten http://t.co/A1mKR6WUQG
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    The result was a lot of green lights and very few cars. I win.
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    While I was driving (and trying to get to my destination quickly) just now, I was thinking "Universe, c'mon, conspiiiire!"...
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    Aggggggghhhhhhhhh
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    The stamp costs more than the check is worth. >.<
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    Also, I got a new case for my phone and feel like I could throw it across the room and it would be fine.

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