I spent about 30 minutes on the phone with Warhammer Online Technical Support. I can't play the game. I would like to play the game.
At the end of the phone call, my Tech Support technician thanked me for my call and told me to, "Get Warhammer'd".
It took all my willpower to restrain from screaming, "I WOULD LOOOOOVE TO! BUT I CAN'T."
Sometimes...don't read the script, guys. It's bringing me down.