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Kessler Kam returns for 2011, and the Whiskey Media office celebrates by eating some Slim Jims.

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And he already delivers. Keep it up, Kessler!

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Kessler, i'm expecting big things from you this summer. Don't let us down

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I've missed these

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First

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meaty banana?

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Nothing wrong with Slim Jims or candy corn

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After Hours.

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WHAT! VINNY HAS NO HAIR!

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Haven't had a Slim Jim in a long ass time and I'm going to keep it that way.

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Yay kessler is back!

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Fun Fact: Jeff eventually came back for the scissors I offered him.

Me - 1

Teeth - 0

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Oh god Vinny without hair is...Certainly something.

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Scissors? It's not snip into a Slim Jim!

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BALD VINNY! HOLY SHIT! BALD VINNY!

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Oh god, that yellow/orange goo.. why?

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Snap into a Kessler Kam!

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KESSLER KAM KONTINUES!

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This makes up for the lack of office shenanigans videos.

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I have the weirdest boner...

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That yellow goop is disgusting.

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It looks like Rorie is wearing a codpiece. 
 

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That slim jim was so disgusting :/

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That yellow Slim Jim ooze was pretty rank.

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That goo... what do you Americans eat!?

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I thought that yellow goo was way more disgusting and gag-worthy than the rank fish cans... cause that shit's been inside me.

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Christ look at Vinny's hair, or lack thereof.

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FUCK YEAH VINNY!
 
Dude looks like he could kill a motherfucker.

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You know what having that amount of Slim Jims means for one (un)lucky intern? 
 
SLIM JIM SMOOTHIE ON THE HAPPY HOUR!!1 
 
TESTED, MAKE IT SO!

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Slim Jimmin'

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So is a Slim Jim the American equivalent of a Hot Rod?

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@TeflonBilly said:
You know what having that amount of Slim Jims means for one (un)lucky intern? 
 
SLIM JIM SMOOTHIE ON THE HAPPY HOUR!!1 
 TESTED, MAKE IT SO!
That's so fucking disgusting, I'd rather eat the surstromming.
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@TeflonBilly said:
You know what having that amount of Slim Jims means for one (un)lucky intern? 
 
SLIM JIM SMOOTHIE ON THE HAPPY HOUR!!1 
 TESTED, MAKE IT SO!
You are an evil, evil person.
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Hell yes, take that meat stick.

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I've never witnessed the goo in any slim jims I've had...but now I'm completely afraid to eat them.

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and so it has begun...

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I DEMAND that you rename this to Kessler Kam: Bald Vinny. 
 
VINNY. Somebody stole your hair bro!

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aint no party like a slim jim party. :D

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I COULDN'T STOP STARING AT RORIE'S PACKAGE

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Didn't even make a new Kessler Kam intro? 
 
Fucking lazy interns.

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@EuanDewar said:
Oh god Vinny without hair is...Certainly something.
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@crono11 said:
I've missed these
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I always thought Slim Jim's were beef jerky. 
Boy, I was wrong. I'll stick to my Jack Links.

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Well I'll be damned. That was kuick Kessler.
 
Wait... dude... Slim Jim pus. That is NOT ok.

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What the fuck is inside those Slim Jims?  Is that "cheese"?  I'm Canadian so I luckily have a shield in the form of a national border between me and Slim Jim's.  

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Yes!

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I appreciate bald vinny. That's the mark of a man who has endured great stress in life and is now wiser from living through difficult experiences.  Next stop: start growing a respectable beard and turn into prof. vinny.

 
One very important question for anyone who knows the answer. Why are the video editors (Joey and Ana) almost always standing up while working on editing stuff?

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It is hard to imagine a supposedly "meat based" product that could taste worse than Slim Jims. When I think of that huge pile of GiantBomb Slim Jims, I just think of countless trips to the toilet and office toilets overflowing with dried and formerly-runny shit. Just watching someone eat one makes my stomach churn.

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Peel back the protective coating on my meaty banana. No scissors required baby.
 

(Good, now I can hate myself for the rest of the month.)