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This video is a disgrace to the Macho Man's legacy.

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Not going to lie: Now I never want to ever eat a slim jim again. Moreso, because Slim Jim's are totally disgusting.
 
ALSO BALD VINNY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD SHANK SOMEONE.

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I didn't think you could "pop" a Slim Jim... but this very informative video has proven to me otherwise.

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oh shit! @1:58 shaved-head vinny makes his appearence! he looks totally different 

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@K9: I think they talked about it on tested a while back. They switched over to a standing desk setup to rid themselves of all the aliments that trouble you with sitting in a office chair all day.
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Smegma in a Slim Jim.
 
Not good.

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so much innuendo :3

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@Brendan said:
What the fuck is inside those Slim Jims?  Is that "cheese"?  I'm Canadian so I luckily have a shield in the form of a national border between me and Slim Jim's.  
We Canadians have Hot Rods, which are essentially Slim Jims, but good.
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I really like Jeff's shoes, the green's so eye-catching

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That Slim Jim ooze was some of the fucking gnarliest shit I've ever seen. Seriously, fucking disgusting.

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Kessler, you're freaking awesome!

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this video made me ill

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Ethan is a man without honor. 

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That is disgusting. 
 
Stand-up desks FTW

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JP_Russell

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Wait...  Norm was in middle school in '98?  I could have sworn it was said on Tested when the site was relatively new that Norm was actually older than Will and in his thirties.  Middle school in '98 would make him like... mid twenties.

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Vinny Diesel up in this bitch.
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Chris2KLee

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Gonna be a good summer.

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This video has made me want to improve my diet. I can get away with eating total junk because a have such a fast metabolism, but man. Processed food is gross.

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Here I am just a-watchin' a video 'bout Slim Jims, and then BOOM... Bald Vinny walks into view.

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Now I want a slim Jim.
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Mahonay

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I didn't even notice Bald Vinny until I read the comments.  At some point when a man is losing his hair he has to at least attempt to shave his head.  I did not get a close enough view to judge the new bald look.  Perhaps he'll grace us soon in a video feature and I'll be able inspect.  Either way, takes a brave man to see what the shape of his head looks like under that hair.  I don't think I could ever completely shave my head.
 
Also, quality first Kessler Kam, even if it made my stomach turn.  Keep it up.

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Wouldn't this be considered 'YouTube spam'?

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@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
Wouldn't this be considered 'YouTube spam'?
You're YouTube spam!
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no party like a slim jim party...

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I've missed seeing office shenanigans, thank you Kessler! It looks to be a glorious summer. I think there should be an Intern-off of some sort or dueling Kessler-Kam an Lemon-Lens!

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@MattBodega: Nice to see you back Kessler! Looking forward to more of these over the summer.
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@OllyOxenFree said:
@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
Wouldn't this be considered 'YouTube spam'?
You're YouTube spam!
You're a towel!
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Glad you're back, Kessler!

By the way, you should learn about the Zi8 macro switch.

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@Bib said:

Glad you're back, Kessler!

By the way, you should learn about the Zi8 macro switch.

No! That would have made this way worse.
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I loved slim jims, up until they showed that yellow goop..........who am I kidding, SLIM JIMS FTW!

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Oh how I've missed that snazzy Kessler Kam opening. Also Kessler has so much to make up for with missing all the MK shenanigans. I mean no Kessler Kam Kombat? I DEMAND REPARATIONS... actually no, never mind...

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xpgamer7

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I've never had a Slim Jim.

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Slim Jim are tasty.

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This video made me realize two things: I never want to try a Slim Jim and also I'm really sick of Matt Rorie.

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@JP_Russell:  
 
Norm's in his 20's, Will's in his 30's.
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@Lord_Yeti said:
@JP_Russell:   Norm's in his 20's, Will's in his 30's.

Specifically, I recall it being a video where Will said something along the lines of Norm being older than him despite that he looked so young.  It didn't seem like it was a joke at the time, but I guess it was.
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Yes, Kessler Kam is back - Giant Bomb is whole again.
 
And Vinny looks really pretty and tough with his new baldness.

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@Vager said:
WHAT! VINNY HAS NO HAIR!
YOURE RIGHT! FUCK!
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DAT SNAZZY INTRO

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@delorean99947 said:
I loved slim jims, up until they showed that yellow goop..........who am I kidding, SLIM JIMS FTW!
Slim Jims for the win jims? 
 
Bald vinny. 
  
Fuck.
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Oh god that looks so disgusting. 

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Do you have BiFis in the US? Slim Jims kinda look like BiFis. (Yes, I looked up how they write it.)
 
edit says BiFis are called Peperamis in the UK.

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You're ... evil.

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Almost ruined slim gyms for me Ethan, almost.

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Does look like a pepperami but they don't have that fat..gunk come out if you squeeze them. That's really nasty.

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I love how Kessler is now embracing that everyone hates him which actually makes him likable.

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Thank you for putting these up!

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Hello bald Vinny! ..or should I say Italian Arthur Gies.