Bombcast Breakdown!! - 1.3.2012 - #36

Because two exclamation marks means you're super serial about it!

I have this weird goal of going through each show and taking copious notes, as this whole college thing has taught me. You can find all of the previous entries in this series via my blog, the Bombcast forum, or simply by searching up top. Whenever there is pertinent discussion on a given topic/game/person, I'll do my best to link that individual Breakdown to that particular page.

This is a fluid list. Beta as its popular to be known as. Things are going to be dynamic, pertaining to formatting and such, until I get a feel for how things are going to turn out. Categories may be added, renamed, or simply taken away on 'cast to 'cast basis. Let me know if you see something wrong! This is as much mine as it is yours!

Legend:

  • Voices - obvious enough, who's in the podcast
  • Reviewed - initially going to be reserved for the taste testing they did early on in the series, will see how things turn out later when they start phasing it out
  • Movies mentioned - despite being a videogame-centric podcast, these guys have some serious debates on movies and people/ideas pertaining to them
  • Games mentioned - games/game series mentioned on the 'cast. Listed if the game has some type of discussion or context behind it, not simply if name dropped
  • Companies Mentioned - these guys spit knowledge about companies like nobodies business. best to catalog it all to be held against them
  • Names dropped - much like the games mentioned, people mentioned if it pertains to the 'cast
  • Out of context quotes - the tiny crazy bits we all love our boys saying. taken directly out of context makes it even more hilarious
  • Timestamps-the parts of the 'cast that are fairly easy to distinguish with Ryans segway ability. Oft times these will seamless lead into a bigger discussion on the topic
  • Definitive quotes - the bits where they're all business, and give their honest opinion/prediction on a topic. If you were to jump to a time in the 'cast, these would be it
  • General notes - ideas I've garnered from the crew during the 'cast
  • ******* - multiple astricks denote a few minutes of the 'cast you'd do well listening to, if for nothing else than the hilarity/gravitas of it all
  • 1+ - denotes where they talk about a certain topic for more than a minute, instead of simply dropping the name in there for no discussion.

Giant Bombcast ep.271 -- 1.3.2012

Voices

Location

  • Giant Bomb Basement

Movies Mentioned

Names Dropped

Companies Mentioned

Games Mentioned

Out of Context Quotes

  • I'm baby new year, touch my bottom - Vinny (.40)
  • I haven't, I'm doing physical stretches, to get myself ready for sitting in a chair - dave (1.27)
  • Will Smith has started eating things out of coffee filters (1.47)
  • If you find me a bowl in this office, you go ahead and let me know...there was on kesslers head, but then he left - ryan, dave (2.07)
  • I'm here, and I am so excited, I know you can tell how excited I am, that I just ate some iceberg lettuce - brad (2.35)
  • it was good, it was good. Two visits to Chick Filet, one to Bo Jangles - brad (3.06)
  • Oh, somebody contributed to PBS - dave (4.13)
  • I was actually thinking over the break, there was a day or two, this is like earthquake weather - ryan (4.53)
  • You know Karens first one was in a movie theater? She thought it was the movie theater. She was like what was that, I was like that was an earthquake, she was like YEAH I FINALLY GOT ONE!!! - dave (5.21)
  • No, I ran over to the bookshelf - vinny (5.57)
  • I don't want to be trapped in the pocket. I think I'd just rather go out - vinny (6.45)
  • create that pocket, then you're just going to be under concrete in a pocket, like crushed leg, kissing your kneecap or something, and you're just trapped and you're like 'this is it, this is it for the next three days til I die. this
  • is a fucking terrible idea, I should've just died' - vinny (7.15)
  • I've got my bugout bag in the car, and my bugout bag here. it's not just for earthquakes - vinny (7.44)
  • STRAP CHECK. EYES AVERTED, JUST GONNA DO A STRAP CHECK - ryan (8.16)
  • Shotguns. I want to put a shotgun or a rifle, I don't really like guns, but I wanna put one in like a waterproof container on like a 20 foot chain, and drop it off the side of like the cliffs over here into the water, about five feet
  • under, and when shit goes down, I want to pull it up. - vinny (9.07) ***********
  • I will take the Whiskey Media emblem off our wall and use it as a shield - dave (12.04)
  • When push comes to shove, if its a question about your survival or mine, like of course I'm going to kill you, why wouldn't I? - vinny (13.48)
  • You better have your shotguns and your milk ready - vinny (14.39)
  • Fine. You guys can leave, I'll be the potentate of San Francisco. - dave (15.24)
  • Is this what you guys do? What happened to the videogame stuff? - dave (15.53)
  • Thats so 08 dude - ryan (16.14)
  • I've got books, I don't have my shotgun yet. - vinny (17.48)
  • I wish it didn't have to exist exclusivly in the ghetto of the 3Ds e-store - ryan (20.58)
  • Fuck yourself for a dollar - ryan (21.19)
  • Yeah, that was pretty dumb - dave (22.55) **********
  • Yeah, I just want to thank everybody for the amount of trust they had - vinny (23.09)
  • Talk about things not fitting, you guys handed me my costume which included a womens extra small t-shit - brad (24.34)
  • Sir we don't sell anything cheap - dave (25.29)
  • I also wonder, why guys who work at a costume shop don't dress up - dave (29.56)
  • Cavemen were making beer in california - ryan (32.58)
  • Turns out he was an old hacker back in the 80s - dave (33.13)
  • And this was after he was trading me stories about how he learned to box on naval ships - dave (33.30)
  • Uhh, I do nothing, I'm a doctor. I work in sanitation. It's an honest job. - vinny (33.45)
  • It started as most things do, where jeff fucking dares you to do something dumb and you're like 'fuck you, well you want fucking space egypt? alright, I'm gonna get it' - dave (35.30)
  • Its like this stupidity brinksmenship where everyone is like well no, here's your space egypt background, great where's my costume, I'll do it. - ryan (36.02)
  • Sean Coonce spent 50 hours in an RPG - dave (39.54)
  • I heard you bought a grill - ryan (40.47) **********
  • I just smell like cancer - vinny (44.44)
  • But I am, so far, I am so excited, I'm am so excited, I am just so excited. I am so excited to not be under the thumb of big media. - vinny (48.22)
  • That is the amount of commitment to cable television I am willing to make is free, yes - ryan (51.35)
  • Who are you, what authority do you have, are you Bob Comcast or something? - vinny (52.37)
  • Do you want Vinny+ I'll tell you the good story. He's the only one who's got Lord of the Rings memorized! - vinny (1.00.18)
  • So everytime I have a conversation with a guy, I literally had to like, talk-into-my-good-ear style - vinny (1.01.35)
  • I'm playing on the PC, so my carrying weight is now about 3000 - vinny (1.03.10)
  • I played The Old Republic. I got bored of that. - vinny (1.11.50)
  • I think jeff doing raids in mmos is just about the scariest thing - dave (1.20.42)
  • Also, I'd like to thank Adam Boyes for sending us his top 5 from 2011. Thanks you for following that assignment super well Adam. - ryan (1.21.51)
  • I never thought to ask him, I felt really bad about it after the point - ryan (1.23.31) **********
  • What the fuck are you talking about - dave (1.26.27)
  • Once you're officially like 'well, it branches, its all going on at the same time.' No. I don't have to pay attention anymore - vinny (1.28.21)
  • And cllleeeaaaaaannnnnnnnn. Crazzy Cleannnnnnnn. - ryan (1.34.01) **********
  • If you can't hip hop dance in the street, you can't hip hop dance anywhere - ryan (1.39.58)
  • You put Dark Souls in the Skyrim world...done. perfect game. - dave (1.53.20)
  • I've got a ton of T-shirts I've wanted to give away, but I thought that would be weird - vinny (1.55.00)
  • Get your old man games out of my fucking face - ryan (1.59.14)
  • The specifically recorded FMV sequences with Sylvestor Stallone doing fucking jungle rolls on a green screen are amazing - ryan (2.08.56)
  • THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE I GOTTA WAKE UP IN TWO HOURS WE'RE GONNA HIT TRAFFIC AND YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE PHONE GO TO SLEEP. You're fucking dead tomorrow. - vinny (2.12.24)
  • This next email comes in from Sean Coonce - (2.14.15)

Definitive Quotes

  • Waffle House is like a gunshot wound at three in the morning. Self inflicted. - Ryan (3.31)
  • If I want it, I'm going to go buy it. - brad (4.01)
  • There is a specificity to earthquake weather - ryan (5.12)
  • First one I kinda freaked out, I realized just how imposing they can be. - vinny (5.33)
  • But thats the true thing in any zombie story, its not the zombies you have to worry about, its the other people. - ryan (10.05)
  • IF my MREs are still in their boxes at this time next year, then I will consider this year a success - brad (22.05)
  • There are good cheesestakes in South Jeresy - vinny (32.20)
  • I canceled my cable. 2012 cable free - vinny (45.16)
  • Don't pay for ads - dave (46.05)
  • We are the 4th top rated app on Roku - dave (54.55)

Timestamps

  • Earth Quake Readiness - bugout bag talk (3.52-17.58) **********
  • What Have You Been Playing (17.58-1.53.35)
  • GOTY costume talk (22.50-31.44)
  • News of the World (1.53.35-1.57.10)
  1. New PSP not doing so hot (1.56.30)
  • New Releases (1.57.10-1.59.10)
  1. NFL Blitz (1.57.55)
  • Emails (1.59.59-2.19.25)
  1. When did if feel like next-gen to you? (2.00.05)
  2. Does Steve Jobs look like Vinny? (2.12.51)
  3. Buy a new xbox or build a pc at this stage? (2.14.15)
  4. Wip3out is the first to use 3 as an E (2.17.25)
  • Tested is going down to CES (2.23.45)

General Notes

  • Karen expierianced her first earthquake in a theater.
  • Ryan has lived in CA his whole life.
  • Pushmo is Japanese for both push and pull.
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Posted by Matthew

Because two exclamation marks means you're super serial about it!

I have this weird goal of going through each show and taking copious notes, as this whole college thing has taught me. You can find all of the previous entries in this series via my blog, the Bombcast forum, or simply by searching up top. Whenever there is pertinent discussion on a given topic/game/person, I'll do my best to link that individual Breakdown to that particular page.

This is a fluid list. Beta as its popular to be known as. Things are going to be dynamic, pertaining to formatting and such, until I get a feel for how things are going to turn out. Categories may be added, renamed, or simply taken away on 'cast to 'cast basis. Let me know if you see something wrong! This is as much mine as it is yours!

Legend:

  • Voices - obvious enough, who's in the podcast
  • Reviewed - initially going to be reserved for the taste testing they did early on in the series, will see how things turn out later when they start phasing it out
  • Movies mentioned - despite being a videogame-centric podcast, these guys have some serious debates on movies and people/ideas pertaining to them
  • Games mentioned - games/game series mentioned on the 'cast. Listed if the game has some type of discussion or context behind it, not simply if name dropped
  • Companies Mentioned - these guys spit knowledge about companies like nobodies business. best to catalog it all to be held against them
  • Names dropped - much like the games mentioned, people mentioned if it pertains to the 'cast
  • Out of context quotes - the tiny crazy bits we all love our boys saying. taken directly out of context makes it even more hilarious
  • Timestamps-the parts of the 'cast that are fairly easy to distinguish with Ryans segway ability. Oft times these will seamless lead into a bigger discussion on the topic
  • Definitive quotes - the bits where they're all business, and give their honest opinion/prediction on a topic. If you were to jump to a time in the 'cast, these would be it
  • General notes - ideas I've garnered from the crew during the 'cast
  • ******* - multiple astricks denote a few minutes of the 'cast you'd do well listening to, if for nothing else than the hilarity/gravitas of it all
  • 1+ - denotes where they talk about a certain topic for more than a minute, instead of simply dropping the name in there for no discussion.

Giant Bombcast ep.271 -- 1.3.2012

Voices

Location

  • Giant Bomb Basement

Movies Mentioned

Names Dropped

Companies Mentioned

Games Mentioned

Out of Context Quotes

  • I'm baby new year, touch my bottom - Vinny (.40)
  • I haven't, I'm doing physical stretches, to get myself ready for sitting in a chair - dave (1.27)
  • Will Smith has started eating things out of coffee filters (1.47)
  • If you find me a bowl in this office, you go ahead and let me know...there was on kesslers head, but then he left - ryan, dave (2.07)
  • I'm here, and I am so excited, I know you can tell how excited I am, that I just ate some iceberg lettuce - brad (2.35)
  • it was good, it was good. Two visits to Chick Filet, one to Bo Jangles - brad (3.06)
  • Oh, somebody contributed to PBS - dave (4.13)
  • I was actually thinking over the break, there was a day or two, this is like earthquake weather - ryan (4.53)
  • You know Karens first one was in a movie theater? She thought it was the movie theater. She was like what was that, I was like that was an earthquake, she was like YEAH I FINALLY GOT ONE!!! - dave (5.21)
  • No, I ran over to the bookshelf - vinny (5.57)
  • I don't want to be trapped in the pocket. I think I'd just rather go out - vinny (6.45)
  • create that pocket, then you're just going to be under concrete in a pocket, like crushed leg, kissing your kneecap or something, and you're just trapped and you're like 'this is it, this is it for the next three days til I die. this
  • is a fucking terrible idea, I should've just died' - vinny (7.15)
  • I've got my bugout bag in the car, and my bugout bag here. it's not just for earthquakes - vinny (7.44)
  • STRAP CHECK. EYES AVERTED, JUST GONNA DO A STRAP CHECK - ryan (8.16)
  • Shotguns. I want to put a shotgun or a rifle, I don't really like guns, but I wanna put one in like a waterproof container on like a 20 foot chain, and drop it off the side of like the cliffs over here into the water, about five feet
  • under, and when shit goes down, I want to pull it up. - vinny (9.07) ***********
  • I will take the Whiskey Media emblem off our wall and use it as a shield - dave (12.04)
  • When push comes to shove, if its a question about your survival or mine, like of course I'm going to kill you, why wouldn't I? - vinny (13.48)
  • You better have your shotguns and your milk ready - vinny (14.39)
  • Fine. You guys can leave, I'll be the potentate of San Francisco. - dave (15.24)
  • Is this what you guys do? What happened to the videogame stuff? - dave (15.53)
  • Thats so 08 dude - ryan (16.14)
  • I've got books, I don't have my shotgun yet. - vinny (17.48)
  • I wish it didn't have to exist exclusivly in the ghetto of the 3Ds e-store - ryan (20.58)
  • Fuck yourself for a dollar - ryan (21.19)
  • Yeah, that was pretty dumb - dave (22.55) **********
  • Yeah, I just want to thank everybody for the amount of trust they had - vinny (23.09)
  • Talk about things not fitting, you guys handed me my costume which included a womens extra small t-shit - brad (24.34)
  • Sir we don't sell anything cheap - dave (25.29)
  • I also wonder, why guys who work at a costume shop don't dress up - dave (29.56)
  • Cavemen were making beer in california - ryan (32.58)
  • Turns out he was an old hacker back in the 80s - dave (33.13)
  • And this was after he was trading me stories about how he learned to box on naval ships - dave (33.30)
  • Uhh, I do nothing, I'm a doctor. I work in sanitation. It's an honest job. - vinny (33.45)
  • It started as most things do, where jeff fucking dares you to do something dumb and you're like 'fuck you, well you want fucking space egypt? alright, I'm gonna get it' - dave (35.30)
  • Its like this stupidity brinksmenship where everyone is like well no, here's your space egypt background, great where's my costume, I'll do it. - ryan (36.02)
  • Sean Coonce spent 50 hours in an RPG - dave (39.54)
  • I heard you bought a grill - ryan (40.47) **********
  • I just smell like cancer - vinny (44.44)
  • But I am, so far, I am so excited, I'm am so excited, I am just so excited. I am so excited to not be under the thumb of big media. - vinny (48.22)
  • That is the amount of commitment to cable television I am willing to make is free, yes - ryan (51.35)
  • Who are you, what authority do you have, are you Bob Comcast or something? - vinny (52.37)
  • Do you want Vinny+ I'll tell you the good story. He's the only one who's got Lord of the Rings memorized! - vinny (1.00.18)
  • So everytime I have a conversation with a guy, I literally had to like, talk-into-my-good-ear style - vinny (1.01.35)
  • I'm playing on the PC, so my carrying weight is now about 3000 - vinny (1.03.10)
  • I played The Old Republic. I got bored of that. - vinny (1.11.50)
  • I think jeff doing raids in mmos is just about the scariest thing - dave (1.20.42)
  • Also, I'd like to thank Adam Boyes for sending us his top 5 from 2011. Thanks you for following that assignment super well Adam. - ryan (1.21.51)
  • I never thought to ask him, I felt really bad about it after the point - ryan (1.23.31) **********
  • What the fuck are you talking about - dave (1.26.27)
  • Once you're officially like 'well, it branches, its all going on at the same time.' No. I don't have to pay attention anymore - vinny (1.28.21)
  • And cllleeeaaaaaannnnnnnnn. Crazzy Cleannnnnnnn. - ryan (1.34.01) **********
  • If you can't hip hop dance in the street, you can't hip hop dance anywhere - ryan (1.39.58)
  • You put Dark Souls in the Skyrim world...done. perfect game. - dave (1.53.20)
  • I've got a ton of T-shirts I've wanted to give away, but I thought that would be weird - vinny (1.55.00)
  • Get your old man games out of my fucking face - ryan (1.59.14)
  • The specifically recorded FMV sequences with Sylvestor Stallone doing fucking jungle rolls on a green screen are amazing - ryan (2.08.56)
  • THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE I GOTTA WAKE UP IN TWO HOURS WE'RE GONNA HIT TRAFFIC AND YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE PHONE GO TO SLEEP. You're fucking dead tomorrow. - vinny (2.12.24)
  • This next email comes in from Sean Coonce - (2.14.15)

Definitive Quotes

  • Waffle House is like a gunshot wound at three in the morning. Self inflicted. - Ryan (3.31)
  • If I want it, I'm going to go buy it. - brad (4.01)
  • There is a specificity to earthquake weather - ryan (5.12)
  • First one I kinda freaked out, I realized just how imposing they can be. - vinny (5.33)
  • But thats the true thing in any zombie story, its not the zombies you have to worry about, its the other people. - ryan (10.05)
  • IF my MREs are still in their boxes at this time next year, then I will consider this year a success - brad (22.05)
  • There are good cheesestakes in South Jeresy - vinny (32.20)
  • I canceled my cable. 2012 cable free - vinny (45.16)
  • Don't pay for ads - dave (46.05)
  • We are the 4th top rated app on Roku - dave (54.55)

Timestamps

  • Earth Quake Readiness - bugout bag talk (3.52-17.58) **********
  • What Have You Been Playing (17.58-1.53.35)
  • GOTY costume talk (22.50-31.44)
  • News of the World (1.53.35-1.57.10)
  1. New PSP not doing so hot (1.56.30)
  • New Releases (1.57.10-1.59.10)
  1. NFL Blitz (1.57.55)
  • Emails (1.59.59-2.19.25)
  1. When did if feel like next-gen to you? (2.00.05)
  2. Does Steve Jobs look like Vinny? (2.12.51)
  3. Buy a new xbox or build a pc at this stage? (2.14.15)
  4. Wip3out is the first to use 3 as an E (2.17.25)
  • Tested is going down to CES (2.23.45)

General Notes

  • Karen expierianced her first earthquake in a theater.
  • Ryan has lived in CA his whole life.
  • Pushmo is Japanese for both push and pull.
Posted by RetroVirus

Bravo sir! Excellent breakdown. Especially the out of context quotes.

Posted by jorbear

I feel like I should make a book with all of the Bombcast Breakdowns in it, so then I can drop some knowledge on people whenever I want.

Posted by Matthew

@RetroVirus: Yeah, thats easily the most I've seen out of the 36 I've done so far. They had a bunch of good stuff to say up front, specially with the quake preparedness bit. I loved that part.

@jorbear: Dude......that table of contents is going to be lengthy, but that appendix is just going to reach all the way to saturn, just like Girl from noby noby boy!

Posted by wjb

I enjoy these, because I tend to be a few months behind in games, and I would like to go back and hear what they all thought of _______ game. Bombcast has a summary of what games they discuss, but sometimes they don't, and sometimes it takes several minutes to FF in the podcast when they talk about _______ game.

Thanks.

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

Man...you're at least ten kinds of awesome for this.

Posted by Daiphyer

This should get more attention. I've had the idea of making something like this for all the episodes for some time now.

Posted by TheLastNeo

@Matthew: I swear these never get old.... These are so awesome lol!!

Well done sir