Robot Communist!!!

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Robot Communist!
Programmed to destroy...
No one is safe from the 
Robot Communist!
Soviet Russian born...
They'll be here in the fall - they're the 
Robot Communist!
Diamond tipped moneybags
They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist

Where did they come from?
The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist

Magically powered cybernetic suction;
It's what makes the little stalinists so dangerous - 
But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
Where did they come from?
We'll never know...

Sucking the village dry (of money) -
Not even capitalism will stop the 
Robot  Communist!
Who programmed their robot brain?
What evil lurks behind the devilish 
Robot Communist!
How can you kill a man without a heart?
The guns they do nothing to the 
Robot Communist!

Something about the BEARS!
Could ze BEARS be behind the deadly 
Robot Communist!?

Robot vampires doesn't actually need money
But you'll need money when you're turned
Redjacket venom mixes with oxygen in your blood 
and turn you into a communistzombiegodcyberslave!

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Robot Communist... 
Robot Communist...

A man told me that if we build bunkers out of bread, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the bakery by dusk we're done for!
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9 Comments
Posted by MattyFTM
caption

Robot Communist!
Programmed to destroy...
No one is safe from the 
Robot Communist!
Soviet Russian born...
They'll be here in the fall - they're the 
Robot Communist!
Diamond tipped moneybags
They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist

Where did they come from?
The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist

Magically powered cybernetic suction;
It's what makes the little stalinists so dangerous - 
But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
Where did they come from?
We'll never know...

Sucking the village dry (of money) -
Not even capitalism will stop the 
Robot  Communist!
Who programmed their robot brain?
What evil lurks behind the devilish 
Robot Communist!
How can you kill a man without a heart?
The guns they do nothing to the 
Robot Communist!

Something about the BEARS!
Could ze BEARS be behind the deadly 
Robot Communist!?

Robot vampires doesn't actually need money
But you'll need money when you're turned
Redjacket venom mixes with oxygen in your blood 
and turn you into a communistzombiegodcyberslave!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa

Robot Communist... 
Robot Communist...

A man told me that if we build bunkers out of bread, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the bakery by dusk we're done for!
...
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Posted by Pibo47

Greatest. Topic. Ever.

Edited by Claude

My Christmas Pimp Daddy Hat will put your Robot Communist on the street and sale it for robot love.

Posted by ahoodedfigure

It fits quite well.  "Commie" for better cadence?

Posted by RHCPfan24

Well, that is an interesting change of pace.  Robot Communism should be the next form of life insurance next to Robot Attack insurance of course. They are everywhere!

Posted by jakob187

.........I'm going to make that song.

.........and then I'm going to upload it.
Posted by Lies

Robot Communists are still a threat.

Posted by keyhunter

Good thing robot communist is made of cheap Chinese ores and glues.

Posted by MattyFTM
ahoodedfigure said:
"It fits quite well.  "Commie" for better cadence?"
I thought about doing commie, but adding the extra syllable of communist made it sound more robotic.
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