Who is The "Coolist" Rockstar of Now

Note for misspelled title: I am DYSLEXIC, sorry 
 
I hate using the word cool, but what the fuck else are you gonna use? Anyway, I really cant deside who is  the shit  Noel Gallagher or Dave Grohl. Between Oasis, Nirvana and The Foo's, They've been around. And there both fucking class guy's. Here's some Vid's from The Tube to check out what these guys are like behind there music.
P.S If you feel these guys are lully asses, feel free to add who you think is.

Noel Gallagher



Noel is pretty much, the ultmate bad ass. If you can think of a better way to get that taste of cheesy fucking one hit wonder pop stars that gets on your fucking head. Noel is your man, Liam is equally as good aswell. Say if he was in a video game, he could kill Niko Belic and Johny the Jew, before his usual day of spunking on 50 Cents corps.


Dave Grohl



Dave Grohl is the Jim Carry of rock, In fact he makes Jim Carry look like a fucking Jim Carry wanna be. If you have never laughed at his video's by the Foo Fighter's, then you probley dont own a soul . If Dave was in video game's, half life 2 would be a crease fest of camo's of the man himself constainly dressed up as random, fugly, girl's. Much like is "Lern How to Fly" video.
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Edited by mattysen

Note for misspelled title: I am DYSLEXIC, sorry 
 
I hate using the word cool, but what the fuck else are you gonna use? Anyway, I really cant deside who is  the shit  Noel Gallagher or Dave Grohl. Between Oasis, Nirvana and The Foo's, They've been around. And there both fucking class guy's. Here's some Vid's from The Tube to check out what these guys are like behind there music.
P.S If you feel these guys are lully asses, feel free to add who you think is.

Noel Gallagher



Noel is pretty much, the ultmate bad ass. If you can think of a better way to get that taste of cheesy fucking one hit wonder pop stars that gets on your fucking head. Noel is your man, Liam is equally as good aswell. Say if he was in a video game, he could kill Niko Belic and Johny the Jew, before his usual day of spunking on 50 Cents corps.


Dave Grohl



Dave Grohl is the Jim Carry of rock, In fact he makes Jim Carry look like a fucking Jim Carry wanna be. If you have never laughed at his video's by the Foo Fighter's, then you probley dont own a soul . If Dave was in video game's, half life 2 would be a crease fest of camo's of the man himself constainly dressed up as random, fugly, girl's. Much like is "Lern How to Fly" video.
Posted by EvilTwin
mattysen said:
"They Both pretty much single handedly invented most rock you hear today."
What the fuck?
Edited by mattysen
EvilTwin said:
"mattysen said:
"They Both pretty much single handedly invented most rock you hear today."
What the fuck?"
Im not talking about Metal, Punk, or Indie. Just rock. And, of today, bands dont go far back as The Rolling Stones or even AC/DC.
Posted by HandsomeDead

They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing.

Edited by mattysen
HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
Posted by CL60
EvilTwin said:
"mattysen said:
"They Both pretty much single handedly invented most rock you hear today."
What the fuck?"
I agree, what the fuck.
Posted by mattysen

OK, Il take that line out.....

Posted by HandsomeDead
mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
"
I don't get what you're complaining about.
Posted by mattysen
HandsomeDead said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
"
I don't get what you're complaining about."
Why the fuck do you have an avatar of Zac Effron.
Posted by CL60
mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
"
I don't get what you're complaining about."
Why the fuck do you have an avatar of Zac Effron.
"
Because Zac Efron is a sexy beast most likely.
Posted by HandsomeDead
CL60 said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
"
I don't get what you're complaining about."
Why the fuck do you have an avatar of Zac Effron.
"
Because Zac Efron is a sexy beast most likely."
Basically. And I really enjoyed 17 Again. What's this got to do with anything?
Edited by mattysen
CL60 said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"mattysen said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"They're both pretty much dicks with Gallagher being incredibly cocky and Grohl always trying but never succeeding in being funny. I'd say who I think is the coolest but they don't play metal so there's no point in really contributing."
Here we go again. Why the fuck do you have a avatar of Zac Effron and your going on about Metal? What the fuck man? Lol

EDIT: Looking back this is pretty uncalled for, but come on, Zac Effron?
"
I don't get what you're complaining about."
Why the fuck do you have an avatar of Zac Effron.
"
Because Zac Efron is a sexy beast most likely."
That line........That fendish line...If you ever been in high school with girl's when this guy became big, you also would feel my pain
Edited by MetalGearSunny

Yeah, listen to the guy who has the fucking Zach Effon Avatar, because he clearly know what he's talking about.


Dave Grohl FTW.

Posted by HandsomeDead
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"Zach Effon"
Who?
Posted by TooWalrus

Uh... I'm pretty sure the answer is obvious!

  

Posted by Laticsfan
I definatly would not say that Noel Gallagher is the ultimate bad ass, if Noel Gallagher stood next to Kerry King he would wet his little tighty whities.










Or even Mathias Nygård











As for the Jim Carrey of rock, surely that goes to this man.

Posted by Gamer_152

Dave Grohl for me. That man is brilliant.

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Posted by Bruce
@mattysen: 
 
Yeah...if you think modern rock is based upon the contributions of Nirvana, Foo-Fighters, and Oasis, you deserve the dunce cap. ^_^
Posted by Breadfan
@Bruce said:
@mattysen:  Yeah...if you think modern rock is based upon the contributions of Nirvana, Foo-Fighters, and Oasis, you deserve the dunce cap. ^_^
Agreed
Posted by natetodamax

Josh Homme
 


Just watch this and be amazed:
 
 
Posted by Breadfan

When it comes to bands around today no one beats the Black Keys
 

Posted by The_Dude
@Laticsfan said:
"
I definatly would not say that Noel Gallagher is the ultimate bad ass, if Noel Gallagher stood next to Kerry King he would wet his little tighty whities.










Or even Mathias Nygård










As for the Jim Carrey of rock, surely that goes to this man. "
Yesssss, Turisas for the FUCKING WIN!
Posted by Asurastrike

Did you intentionally misspell coolest?

Posted by MeierTheRed

Devin Townsend, he might look goofy to some, but he  is a multi talented and highly skilled musician.

Posted by TheGamerFix

  Noel Gallagher definitely he is the greatest genius in music for the last 20 years. He wrote the greatest song of all time: 'Live Forever'. If you listen to that song and aren'e in awe of  it then you have no concept of great music, either that or your deaf, in which case i send you my condolences. 
 
  

  
Posted by Suicrat

This has got to be one of the most idiocy-filled threads of all time: from the thread title containing a misspelling of the word "coolest" to people insisting that if you like Zac Effron you don't know anything about Rock n' Roll, to the fact that NOBODY thusfar has mentioned the name Zach Hill. This guy plays the drums like a well-coordinated monster. And when he lets his hair grow, he looks more Jesus-like than even Frank Zappa. To top it off, he's in my favourite band, Hella.
 
So without tarrying further, here's why Zach Hill kicks all the asses that play him.

 
On Drums, playing with Hella (which at the time which was just him and Spencer Seim).

  Spencer Seim's no slouch either, actually. He played drums in a band called The Advantage. The best NES cover band that ever existed. (Just ask and I'll post some evidence that he's pretty badass too.)
Posted by Grilledcheez

MJK obviously 
 
 

Posted by RetroIce4
"Coolist" Lulz.
Posted by Bucketdeth

Dave Mustaine easily, he is always surrounded by controversy, he fucking died once, he got kicked out of Metallica, was addicted to every drug there is, and still has the most kick ass band ever, MEGADETH!11!!!!. 

Posted by mattysen
@Br3adfan said:

@Br3adfan said:

" When it comes to bands around today no one beats the Black Keys
 
"

" @Bruce said:
@mattysen:  Yeah...if you think modern rock is based upon the contributions of Nirvana, Foo-Fighters, and Oasis, you deserve the dunce cap. ^_^
Agreed "
I meant rock as in pub rock like Oasis, Kasbian, QoTSA, The Foo's whatnot. Not blues rock like The Black Keys, or Indie bands like Bloc Party. There really hasnt been that much of the good ol' pub rock recently.
Posted by Fezz

I'd go with Grohl. 

Posted by Bruce
@mattysen: 
 
Then say that in the initial topic instead of making asinine generalizations.
Posted by mattysen
@Bruce: Look pal, this blog is very old. And I dont even remember what state I was in at the time. If your gonna do nothing but complain about things that have already happen you may aswell not bother on commenting.
Edited by Sparky_Buzzsaw

Gotta go with the yin and the yang, the two opposing forces, the polar opposites, the two Jacks - Jack White and Jack Black! 
 
And Jack Johnson, of course, but he didn't really fit with the black/white thing I had going.  So, uh, the three Jacks, really.
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Edited by xyzygy

I think Dave Grohl is over rated as a musician. Sure, for his type of music he's OK I guess, but when people say he's brilliant and genius, nuh-uh.  And Noel Gallagher is just... meh.
 
Thom Yorke. 
 
  

  He is just so amazing.
Posted by Poppycock
@xyzygy said:
" I think Dave Grohl is over rated as a musician. Sure, for his type of music he's OK I guess, but when people say he's brilliant and genius, nuh-uh.  And Noel Gallagher is just... meh.
 
Thom Yorke. 
 
  
  He is just so amazing. "
As much as I like The Bends, OK Computer, and In Rainbows (even some of HTTT too), I have to admit that Thom Yorke is a pretentious, self-righteous, hypocritical, pseudo- politician, hipster douchebag
Posted by xyzygy
@Poppycock: What's interesting is that, through reading his many blogs, watching his interviews, examining his writing and keeping up to date with what he has to say on Dead Air Space, that public idea of him is actually very wrong. He may come off that way if you only seen a few interviews and then thought, "Wow this guy is full of himself." I used to think that as well, but that was years go. Since then he's become my idol :P
Posted by Azteck

How can I decide? I mean, there are so many. Of course Grohl is pretty "cool", but then there's the classics like Lennon or Mick Jagger and Keith Richards etc.

Posted by Gunner612

i think people who refer to themselves as "rockstars" are too full of themselves to be cool. 
 
Also, the word rockstar can cover any form of music that branched from rock, hell even some old blues artists are considered "rockstars" . 
 
@mattysen said:

"I meant rock as in pub rock like Oasis, Kasbian, QoTSA, The Foo's whatnot. Not blues rock like The Black Keys, or Indie bands like Bloc Party. There really hasnt been that much of the good ol' pub rock recently. "

Then be more specific. Rock is a very broad genre and trying to label every band with a sub-genre is just fucking stupid. 
Posted by DanielJW
They're like The Beatles of our time! 
Posted by artofwar420
@DanielJW: Except they play their own instruments... wait what? That's right folks. 
 
Oh god what am I becoming?! Well it's true.
Posted by Gunner612
@artofwar420 said:
" @DanielJW: Except they play their own instruments... wait what? That's right folks.   Oh god what am I becoming?! Well it's true. "
I didnt know the microphone was an instrument. 
Posted by mattysen
@Gunner said:
" i think people who refer to themselves as "rockstars" are too full of themselves to be cool. 
 
Also, the word rockstar can cover any form of music that branched from rock, hell even some old blues artists are considered "rockstars" . 
 
@mattysen said:

"I meant rock as in pub rock like Oasis, Kasbian, QoTSA, The Foo's whatnot. Not blues rock like The Black Keys, or Indie bands like Bloc Party. There really hasnt been that much of the good ol' pub rock recently. "

Then be more specific. Rock is a very broad genre and trying to label every band with a sub-genre is just fucking stupid.  "
Looking back, I wasnt trying to sub-genre it. I dont know what the fuck was going lol. I just love Oasis and The Foo's, I didnt mean to say "these guy's are modern rock" or whatever shit.
Edited by dopeman


still and forever will be.
Posted by artofwar420
@Gunner: I never said anything about microphones.
Posted by Gunner612
@artofwar420 said:
" @Gunner: I never said anything about microphones. "
I did.
Posted by VWGTI
@GrilledCheez01 said:
"MJK obviously 
 
 
"

Thissssssssssssssss.
Posted by JazzyJeff
@Br3adfan said:

" When it comes to bands around today no one beats the Black Keys
 

"
Hell yeah, man. Black Keys are great.
Edited by baconbits33

Sorry it's Sulley for me 
   

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