*falls off cliff*

"OH so that's how it's gonna be Dark Souls? You're just going to fuck me like that, aren't you? Make some easy enemies rage up on me, fall off a cliff, lose all my bloodstain souls? There was at least a few levels worth in that thing. Well guess what, I'm shutting you off. HA. Who wins now Dark Souls? Me. I win now."

[30 Minutes Later]

"Well I could probably grind on some guys for a bit, gain a level or two.. yeah.. my bloodstain wasn't even in a bad spot before, I could have gone farther. Might as well try. I paid 60 bucks for the game, I can't just give up on it."

[One Hour Later]

"WHAT IS THAT. Oh shit oh shit, there's fog and I can't run back, I guess I'll try to stab it aaaand I'm dead. Okay. That room has a ridiculous boss in it but I did get a couple of hits in. Bonfire isn't too far away, I can do this."

[One Hour Later]

*dies to boss in seconds*

"FUUCK THIS I'M OUT"

..

[Later That Night]

"Alright, I'm ready. Get my humanity on, wait for a summon symbol to appear, I need some help from another player but fuck if today isn't going to go by without me killing this demon thing. Here we go."

[15 Minutes Later]

"I AM THE BEST DARK SOULS PLAYER ALIVE AND THE CO-OP IN THIS GAME IS AMAZING"

*makes avatar do cheering motion*

"Oh shit.. where am I? No health potions left. I can't die now, not with all these souls. Got to make it to the bonfire. Heart pumping out of my chest... please.."

[5 Minutes Later]

"Too easy, I'm in the zone now. Bring on the new area, I'm hungry for more souls."

[One Hour Later]

"HOHOHO that thing just fell on my head and ate me. Well ain't that a big pile of fuck! Fuck it. Fuck this game. Turning this off, I don't need this stress."

..

[The Next Morning]

*brews some coffee*

*boots up Dark Souls*

"It's... going to be a long day."