Mento (Level 33)

Can't tell if I want GB to hire Rich Gallup, Matt Rorie or Adam Sessler before they find work elsewhere. It's a treasure trove of funny on-camera gaming gents right now, for one unfortunate reason or another.

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Acrostastic

Experiment #2: Acrostic Reviews. So these things are basically game reviews/descriptions where the letters at the start of each word spell the name of the game. I'm sure this won't be a complete failure! Cautiously optimistic exclamation point!

	1. Ys Yay! Swords!
	2. Halo Harass adolescents loudly online.
	3. Doom Dangerous odyssey often murderous.
	4. Nier Nothing is ever rational.
	5. Quake Quite unstable asskicker kills everything.
	6. Worms Wiggling omnicidal rascals murder sheep.
	7. Braid Bleak representation aids interesting design.
	8. Fable FAILBLE! (Actually.. basically.. largely exemplary.)
	9. Limbo Lad in monochrome, beautifully oppressive.
	10. Bully Boy unites local lawless youths.
	11. VVVVVV Very, very, very, very, very ...very.
	12. Tetris Truly exciting tactical Russian industry simulator.
	13. Pac-Man Pie abomination crazily munches all nutriments.
	14. Tenchu Taciturn elite ninjas cleave hostiles, unopposed.
	15. Diablo Demons infest ancient building. Look out?
	16. Portal Physics, obstacles rarely trifle agile lass.
	17. Metroid Mercenary eliminates titular ravenous organisms, infrequently disrobing.
	18. Fallout Fifties appliances look like old useless trash.
	19. Persona Priceless Endurance Run showcases obviously narcotized antagonist.
	20. Atelier Alchemists try every logical ingredient, expecting results.
	21. Disgaea Demons, in strategy games, aren't eternally antagonists.
	22. Killer7 Kamikaze-ing invisible loonies laugh eeriely, ruining 7.
	23. The Sims Theoretically, humans emote strictly in message spheres.
	24. Mega Man Mustachioed evil genius antagonizes magnanimous android nipper.
	25. God of War Gruff, ornery dude obliterates fiends without any remorse.
	26. Alan Wake A lazy author nobody wields ass kicking emitter.
	27. Saints Row Scatological action idiocy naturally trumps sullen Russian's oppressive whining.
	28. Dead Space Doomed engineer ambles determinedly, showing perturbing abominations curbstomp expertise.
	29. Bomberman Balls out madness, bombs erupting randomly, magma avoided narrowly.
	30. Ape Escape A precocious, evil, emancipated simian creates anarchy, pesters everyone.
	31. Fatal Frame Frightened adolescent takes ancient lens - flashes randomly annihilate malevolent entities?
	32. Mass Effect Mankind's awesomest soldier, Shepard, explodes fools, fights evil crayfish, Terminators.
	33. Torchlight Triapsing over randomly created hellholes, letting inhuman gofer hock trash.
	34. Ace Attorney Acquiring clues, eager advocate trickily trounces ostentatious rival. Nearly everyone yells.
	35. Psychonauts Psychic, steadfast youth challenges horrific orthodontist, not actually understanding true situation.
	36. Baldur's Gate Badass adventurers loot dungeons, utilize rodents, slay gods and terrorize everyone.
	37. Bulletstorm Bulky unstoppable Logan lookalike expertly tethers/shoots/thrashes ornery regional mutants.
	38. Castlevania Chivalrous, adamant slayer takes long, exhausting voyage annihilating nocturnal, immortal aristocrat.
	39. Final Fantasy Franchise includes nearly always: Large friendly avians, numbered titles and spirited youths.
	40. Resident Evil Ragtag elite squad invades domicile, encounters numberless terrifying enemies, voices indescribably lousy.
	41. Splinter Cell Sneaky professional leisurely infiltrates nasty terrorist establishments - recovering clues, eliminating loathsome lowlifes.
	42. Team Fortress Though experts always manage frags, others rarely trouble real elite, seldomly surviving.
	43. Kingdom Hearts Kid in nightmarishly gaudy Disney owned Multiverse has exciting adventure repelling tenebrous scoundrels.
	44. Street Fighter Savage tournament recruits every eccentric troublemaker for intensely gruelling hassles to establish reputations.
	45. Super Mario Bros. Strange, unbalanced plumber emphatically rises, mashing against rectangular iron objects, brain ravaging obviously severe.
	46. Metal Gear Solid Mostly evil terrorists amass local goofballs, expressly antagonizing raspy soldier obviously located inside deliverable.
	47. Professor Layton Puzzles randomly outbreak from every single source, often regarding logic and yanking Tetris objects nonsensically.
	48. Grand Theft Auto IV Gangsters retain antihero Niko's devious talents he'd exhibit fighting thugs and unidentified terrorists, often invading vehicles.
	49. Sonic the Hedgehog Somehow, once noteworthy iconic character (the hedgehog) eventually has extra dimension, getting egregiously, hatefully obnoxious, gradually.
	50. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army ...No.