May Comic Commission: The Time Hole

Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

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Posted by Mento

Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

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Posted by Video_Game_King

I'm surprised at the lack of uhs in Roman times. Also, weren't Romans a rather shouty lot?

Posted by rjayb89

If you died now, you would die on a high note. The highest of notes.

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Posted by Mento

@Video_Game_King: You mean a stabby lot? I guess I dropped the ball (or knife) by forgetting to include some "Uh"s, but I stand behind any and all bufu Vinny punchlines.

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Posted by Video_Game_King

No, I mean shouty, as their caps lock key was always on.

Posted by omghisam

Just under the deadline too! My lust for crude ms paint comics has been satiated until July.

Posted by MooseyMcMan

It all makes sense! Patrick was that long haired alien corpse at Roswell!

Wait, what?

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Posted by FLStyle

Nice job, very amusing!

Edited by buzz_clik

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

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Posted by Video_Game_King

Wait, I just noticed something: where are Matt and Alex in the final comic? Did they take another time hole thing? Or are they both taking a dump or something?

Posted by Claude

Got a kick out of these. Thanks Mento.

Posted by AlwaysBeClothing

The Rorie one got me. YOU'RE AN ACCURATE RORIE SATIRIST

Posted by TruthTellah

Dammit, these are amazing.

Posted by Irvandus

That was awesome.

Posted by Undeadpool

@buzz_clik said:

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

I had some of those newer, thicker Doritos. I'm pretty sure eating enough of those would turn ANYone into a monstrous version of themselves.

Posted by Willtron

I love you.

Posted by NekuCTR

I like your comics, but you really need to stop referencing Jeff getting fired, his connection to Kane and Lynch, and all that stuff. It's more uncomfortable than anything, and I get the feeling that everyone involved just wants it to be put behind them.

Posted by Mento

@NekuCTR: Sure, point taken. And even if that wasn't the case, joking about it is still a bit too... easy, you know?

So with that in mind, I've redone Jeff's episode here:

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Posted by FelixCulpa

Hahah these are great!

Posted by BisonHero

Why does Rorie's statue only get 2 puppies, out of a possible 5 puppies?

Posted by falling_fast

awesome :]

Posted by sungahymn

"Bu fu, Brutus?"

Genius.

Posted by Bollard

This was fantastic!

Posted by RagingLion

Some of these panels were really clever and funny. I like.