Call of Duty MadLibs

Try it at home? I guess? This may be the dumbest thing I've ever created, I don't know.

How It Starts: A rogue dictator, [antagonist], has taken control of the small [type of settlement] of [name of settlement]. You play the silent but deadly [protagonist], a [protagonist's role] in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the [name of enemy forces] at any cost before they can launch [a superweapon] and kill millions of innocent [group of NPCs].<br>
How It Plays: Numerous [main weapon]-fights, several on-rail sections as [something that explodes] explosions go off while you're piloting a [vehicle] and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across [difficult level involving stealth].<br>
How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as [antagonist] leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a [protagonist's weapon] at [antagonist] and kill him (or her) before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

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Posted by Video_Game_King

Let's up the difficulty with Mystic Ark:

How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Malice, has taken control of the small island of some island. You play the silent but deadly Remeer, an androgynous swordsman in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the utter shitload of foxes at any cost before they can launch Malice and kill millions of innocent cat pirates.

How It Plays: Numerous Ark-fights, several on-rail sections as magical explosions go off while you're piloting a boat and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across a world without color.

How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Malice leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a sword at Malice and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.

Surprisingly, that all kinda makes sense.

Posted by Getz

Earthworm Jim

How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-Filled, Malformed Slug-for-a-Butt, has taken control of the small galaxy of the name The Milky Way. You play the silent but deadly Jim, a worm in high-tech power suit in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the evil cats, crows, mucus monsters, lawyers, Scottish geriatrics, pizza monsters, filing cabinets, and puppy mutants at any cost before they can launch cow catapults and kill millions of innocent fish

How It Plays: Numerous gun-fights, several on-rail sections as canonball explosions go off while you're piloting a jet engine and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across hell.

How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Cow at Princess-Whats-Her-Name and kill him (or her) before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.

I had to fudge the last 1/3 of this so I guess it doesn't really count, but it sort of works!

Posted by ZombieHobbit

Do Uno.

Posted by Mento

@ZombieHobbit: OK.

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Posted by ZombieHobbit

Amazing.