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Ornithophilia

A little while back I wrote a list called Ornithophobia, about particularly antagonistic avians you're likely to encounter in video games. As a result, I feel like I've demonized our feathered friends a little too much. I mean, sure, they're an absolute pain in Ninja Gaiden, but they've been big helps too. Sort of.

The following is a list of games that feature loyal bird companions, or those who have lent their assistance in some manner. We couldn't have beaten these games without them. Or at least, we wouldn't have received some really cryptic advice that may or may not have actually contributed to the success of the adventure in any meaningful way. But hey, at least they're helping, rather than knocking us off a precarious platform to our ninja-ey demise. I'll take some plodding drivel about the Triforce over that any day.

(As always, feel free to post your own suggestions in the comments below and I'll be sure to add 'em. Unless they're from Chrono Cross.)

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  • The irascible Crow takes some cajoling, but many puzzles of the Longest Journey require his mastery of the air to solve. Which basically boils down to "go up here because I can't reach this thing". He doesn't complain though. Well, all right, he complains a lot.

  • Harvey's loyal purple eagle Avenger is capriciously depicted as a loyal companion, an aggressive and dangerous bird of prey who kills and eats small dogs like Scrappy Doo and as Harvey's put-upon legal secretary, depending on the situation.

  • It's arguable how much easier Cedric the Owl makes King's Quest V to complete. He certainly makes you want to beat the game quicker. Sure, he does point out what things might kill you, but given this is a Sierra game that's pretty much almost everything.

  • Skye's another like Crow who occasionally appears when he's needed. He's also a damn good fighter for his age and is a calming influence on the impulsive Ryudo.

  • I'm not going to include mounts as a general rule, or I'll be here all day. That Link's relationship with his unusually red-hued Loftwing is played almost as strongly as his kinship with his horse Epona makes it stand out a little more. That big red pelican is always there to catch you at the very least.

  • Yeah, I know, this one's kind of a stretch. Falco's always there to lend a talon when it's needed, but like many birds on this list isn't necessarily happy about doing so.

  • Mordecai's spotter is Bloodwing, an intelligent bird from an endangered species presumably from a planet other than Pandora. It runs into a spot of trouble in the sequel, but he's a useful guy (or gal, since it seems to change by Borderlands 2) to have around.

  • Given Skies of Arcadia is filled to the crow's nest with pirates, you'd expect one of them to have a parrot. The Han Solo-ish Gilder has one such parrot (or toucan?) named Willy who helps him break out of prisons. As pets go, it's not quite as helpful as Fina's shapeshifting blob weapon thing Cupil, but any bird that can assist in a jailbreak is a friend indeed.

  • Kaepora Gaebora is, like Cedric, not necessarily a desired presence. He is there to help, however, and many a new player unaccustomed to the world of Zelda should heed his advice for newbies. It's unknown whether he's the same owl that popped up earlier in Link's Awakening. I think it's safer to assume that every owl in Hyrule is a self-satisfied know-it-all.

  • Sazh's baby chocobo is cute and all, but one has to wonder what Nomura was thinking by creating a black male character with an afro perfect for birds to live in. I also have to wonder why someone decided that the baby chocobo should grow up to be a humanoid dimension-hopping merchant wearing a super-revealing chocobo costume. You'd have thought that after 13 of these things I'd stop questioning stuff like this.

  • Yes, yes there's a bird in this game too. She's called Kazooie. She also complains a lot. I should've written a list about dog companions instead, they rarely complain (though they do whine).

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This is all that needs to be said of Chocolina.
This is all that needs to be said of Chocolina.

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I think you just killed what little interest I had left in the Final Fantasy XIII universe (not that I needed much of a push in that regard). Thanks for saving me a few bucks!

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re: Cedric the Owl

-Kill it with fire.

re: Chocolina-

That was what my free PSN bucks went to, it was probably the most fanservicey thing I've ever seen in a videogame.

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@pepsiman: You don't know about Chocolina? I recall blowing Hailinel's mind with that in some earlier thing I wrote. Sure, her backstory is buried in the DLC for XIII-2 (which means statistically around minus eight people actually saw it) but it's canon.

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"I also have to wonder why someone decided that the baby chocobo should grow up to be a humanoid dimension-hopping merchant wearing a super-revealing chocobo costume."

What the hell? That's actually a thing in XIII-2? I wanna believe that that was put in for irony's sake like the infamous death metal chocobo song, but my instincts tell me that Squeenix doesn't have that same sense of humor when it comes to its character designs.

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The bird laguz from the 9th and 10th Fire Emblem games probably count, right?

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@drhazard: Man, those guys are basically merchants. They don't lend assistance without expecting something in return anyway. I'm also not including that giant-ass crow that gets you out of the asylum. I don't think I got far enough into Dark Souls to know what his deal was.

@mooseymcman: Yeah, my cut-off point was going to be giant birds you can fly around on so I wasn't sure whether to include that guy. You do spend like half an hour trying to break him out of a cage though, so clearly he's worth something to the plot. It's not like Skyward Sword would just waste my time with a four hour long tutorial session for no reason at all. Right?

@yummylee: I was excluding the LOTR eagles too for the reasons as above, but one actually tells you where to go in War in the North? That's interesting.

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Came for Borderlands. Was not disappointed.

Anywhoo as for suggestions, there's that baritone-voice eagle in LOTR: War in The North, which was about one of the only aspects that helped elevate it a little above mediocrity. Game's still kinda pants overall mind.

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I dunno about including Skyward Sword. Sure, there's a connection between Link and the bird, but the bird doesn't even have a name! Come on, Link! Name your bird!

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Sparkly and Snuggly the Crows, from Demon's Souls and Dark Souls, respectively. Those neurotic little guys can't get enough crap! I think we need to stage an intervention.