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Games most deserving for an Uwe Boll movie.
These games either have little to no story or a story that Uwe Boll could work with. Once I come up with new ideas, I'll post them!
1. Red Faction: Guerrilla

As much as I enjoy playing this game, there is no real story to keep you going, just bowing up stuff. To Uwe, it could be just fight scene after fight scene after fight scene.

2. Burnout Paradise

A Uwe Boll movie of Burnout would be like The Fast and Furious but will stupid and horrible special effects.

3. Katamari Damacy

He'll will think of some dumb story to throw at this one. Something related to science or something. It will make no sense at all, just like Uwe's past works.

4. Guitar Hero 5

Remember Brett Ratner's dumb idea for a Guitar Hero movie? Let's make that happen!

5. LittleBigPlanet

Imagine a Pixar like movie starring Sackboy, but the movie is horrible!

6. Halo 3

If Peter Jackson couldn't get it done, Uwe Boll can!

7. Kingdom Hearts II

A movie with crazy hair and action, and Disney characters! Fun for everyone!

8. God of War

Cheap swordplay, and gore all over. Your typical Uwe Boll movie.

9. Battlefield 1943

Uwe's dramatic WWII movie. His take on Saving Private Ryan, I guess!

10. RapeLay

A story about a kid who grew up in teh hood with a twisted mind, assaulting other women. Will the women get their revenge!?

11. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

Ninjas! Boobs! Horrible cheesy movie!

12. Bayonetta

Action! Boobs! Have I said this before?

13. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

It's so easy to Uwe to mess this one up. I would like to see a side by side comparison with the game and the movie, just to see how better the developers are at making action scenes than Uwe.


11 Comments

snide
on Sept. 12, 2009
Great idea for a list. I can totally see Red Faction being a horrible Total Recall ripoff.

RHCPfan24
on Sept. 12, 2009
I like it!! :D

Metal_Gear_Sunny
on Sept. 12, 2009
Thanks, guys!

natetodamax
on Sept. 12, 2009
Nice!

AjayRaz
on Sept. 17, 2009
awesomeness 
RAPELAY DESCRIPTION FTW 

Metal_Gear_Sunny
on Sept. 17, 2009
@AjayRaz said:
" awesomeness RAPELAY DESCRIPTION FTW  "
Well, I'm glad someone likes that one! Thank you for the kind feedback!

damswedon
on Sept. 19, 2009
so screw the first kingdom hearts were jumping right into the sequel

Metal_Gear_Sunny
on Sept. 19, 2009
@damswedon: Yep! lol

RTSlord
on Oct. 17, 2009

i can see all of these being horrible, horrible movies. and did you expect a story in a rythym game? (rhetorical)


dbz1995
on Nov. 8, 2009
Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and Mirror's Edge.

leky1 is online
on Nov. 9, 2009
All Hail


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