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1. Red Faction: Guerrilla
As much as I enjoy playing this game, there is no real story to keep you going, just bowing up stuff. To Uwe, it could be just fight scene after fight scene after fight scene. |
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2. Burnout Paradise
A Uwe Boll movie of Burnout would be like The Fast and Furious but will stupid and horrible special effects. |
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3. Katamari Damacy
He'll will think of some dumb story to throw at this one. Something related to science or something. It will make no sense at all, just like Uwe's past works. |
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4. Guitar Hero 5
Remember Brett Ratner's dumb idea for a Guitar Hero movie? Let's make that happen! |
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5. LittleBigPlanet
Imagine a Pixar like movie starring Sackboy, but the movie is horrible! |
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6. Halo 3
If Peter Jackson couldn't get it done, Uwe Boll can! |
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7. Kingdom Hearts II
A movie with crazy hair and action, and Disney characters! Fun for everyone! |
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8. God of War
Cheap swordplay, and gore all over. Your typical Uwe Boll movie. |
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9. Battlefield 1943
Uwe's dramatic WWII movie. His take on Saving Private Ryan, I guess! |
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10. RapeLay
A story about a kid who grew up in teh hood with a twisted mind, assaulting other women. Will the women get their revenge!? |
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11. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
Ninjas! Boobs! Horrible cheesy movie! |
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12. Bayonetta
Action! Boobs! Have I said this before? |
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13. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
It's so easy to Uwe to mess this one up. I would like to see a side by side comparison with the game and the movie, just to see how better the developers are at making action scenes than Uwe. |
on Sept. 12, 2009