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My cat doesn't meow so much as she grumbles.

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@recspec: Krazy to think he's going from NXT to the main roster in less than a year, heck less than 6 months right? He's literally too good. Damn it, this means I'll only be able to see Kevin Owens if I start watching WWE again. He'd better be on the Hulu cut. I feel like I've seen a lot of his best stuff so I'm cool with just waiting for the year that him and Zayn headline Wrestlemania with a ladder match to end all ladder matches for the world title. It will never happen...

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I can't decide which I like more, Lucha Underground's capes or New Japan's jackets.

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@mezmero Mil Muertes is shoot Ermac.

It's funny I was going to say the same thing in my post. Then I thought about it. Ermac was a king ousted by a warlord while Mil was a peasant child who survived a collapsed building. I see Mil Muertes as more of a soul golem (a soulem?) where as Ermac is some sort of lich since his primary offense is telekinesis. Mil's probably powered by a shard of philosopher's stone which I assume is the rock that Katrina carries. The only way to kill him for sure would be to break the rock with an elbow drop or something. Lucha Underground is so awesome, redefining kayfabe for a new generation.

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Lucha Underground is unbelievably good. It's the best.

- I had my doubts about Johnny Mundo working heel but he has the ring psychology down to a "t". I'm confident he could make it work going forward.

- Prince Puma vs Hernandez was so good. I really hope the season finale is a cutscene where Puma takes off his mask as he leaves the temple. Ricochet is too awesome a guy to hide his face with this slapdash gimmick but he plays Prince Puma amazingly well. Let me also mention that Rick Knox might be the best referee working today. Just the way he reacts to the high spots alone is terrific and actually adds to the drama of the match.

- Death Match. Holy shit. The assumption is that Mil Muertes is made of a well of 1000 souls from the building disaster. So I imagine he broke off some his extra souls to create his trios entourage. Heck maybe Katrina is their creator but that doesn't seem in line with the powers of a shadow wraith.

- I was surprised as anyone when someone got "killed" but did it have to be Bael aka B-Boy?! He was probably my favorite of the three but I might be bias because of his work at PWG. No one looks at the crowd after doing a move quite as well as him.

- NetherRealm should be making a game for this asap. Screw the WWE Immortals idea, they'd never let it be cool.

NXT is good as well.

- Again I find myself hating the Full Sail crowd more and more. I realize they're a bunch of smarks but do they have to be so...smarky? I guess I can't blame them for wanting to cheer for Kevin Owens because he's SO GOOD. He might be too good, like too good for a giant company like WWE to even have. Anyone who knows anything about his prior career knew he would make it big and here he is, week after week proving us all right. He is now my number 1 favorite Canadian wrestler and that's not just because Zayn is injured. He's just on another level on the microphone. It's insane to think that he only spoke French when he first started.

- The ladies are still good except Dana Brook. She needs more developing before they put her in the ring with girls on the level of NXT's Four Fatale`s. Thank the light the Emma dance is gone for good. I've ALWAYS hated that shit and see it as an insult to the snake fist style.

- Dark times for tag teams right now. Enzo and Cass are amazing but they can't carry this division in the ring. Where are you Vauldevillains? Doing something rather bully I presume?

- I can't be the only one who's seeing this ghostly image of a demon standing behind Finn Balor as he wrestles. I think Doctor Tracksuit sold me some bad stuff.

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I can't help but feel bad for TNA. I mean yeah I think the production and writing end of things was mostly a shit show but they had some legit good wrestlers that have worked there. Over the past year or so if I'm going by air time per capita, I probably liked watching Impact more than the combined weekly WWE stuff. It's a nightmarish prospect to be sure but that's what happened. I've still been not watching WWE outside of whatever shows up on Botchamania for months but I was willing to occasionally throw on an episode of Impact every few weeks because at least it's different. Props to RoH for getting the Destination America deal but I have issues with how that show is produced as well.

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@gamefreak9:Who better to give him the "do it" advice than this creepy master of whispers with a horrible Frankenstein monster in his lab. One would assume that he'd be among the first to know what happened to Cersei and will need to bring the matter to the king himself. Not sure how he's suppose to get his information without the equivalent of Varys' little birds. Probably mind controlled rodents.

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Curious to see what the chainless maester will do about Cersei, his primary benefactor being imprisoned. Having zero interest in reading the books my prediction is this. He unleashes the zombie Mountain on the Sparrows. Maybe not by itself but at least leading the charge with the King's guard. There has been a scene or two that make that out to be Cersei's ace in the hole should things go wrong. I can't think of a more fitting end to these holy-than-thou zealots than to be decimated by such an unholy abomination for crossing the Queen mother. Yeah it's a really dumb plot device but since this series doesn't want to give me a good plot it can at least give me what I and Dario Cueto want: VIOLENCE!

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Meh, I don't know. It was better than the previous episodes but still boring for most of it. The only stuff that I found entertaining was the stuff with the High Sparrow, the stuff with Stannis, and the stuff with Tyrion/Jorah. Oh yeah and there were tits (I'm a guy okay?). Again it's my same problem with this plot direction. "Hey let's make even more fucked up shit happen to these characters. That makes a story good right?" No, I've just become numb to these moments that are suppose to be shocking. There's not a whole lot of comeuppance left to get since most of the characters leftover who would reap the benefits kind of suck. Otherwise it's a handful of good moments of dialogue, acting, and set design that make me still love this show. The part where Jorah enters as a masked gladiator and cleans house non-lethally on purpose was a pretty good moment that totally reminds me of something else.

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DDT4 last night was a lot of fun. Not as good as the previous two shows this year but mainly due to a couple odd finishes and booking decisions. It's just a fun atmosphere to be a part of so even if it's not as good, it's pretty damn good. Probably a waste of time to do a write up since anyone here who cares doesn't want to be spoiled before seeing the DVD but whatever, I'm bored enough. So you've been warned. Spoilers for Pro Wrestling Guerilla's DDT4 2015:

Team Tremendous vs The Beaver Boys. My first time seeing Team Tremendous and I think they're fantastic. The concept of a duo of police detectives is a terrific angle. I was already a fan of Beaver Boys, particularly John Silver who's got the Crash Holly thing down to a science. We got a nice battle of the super heavyweights between him and Bill Carr. Kind of a screwy finish involving a surprise school boy to put the Beavers over as heels but otherwise a very entertaining comedy match. Really hope I can see Team Tremendous again and based on the reception they got they likely will be back.

Biff Busick and Drew Gulak vs Inner City Machine Guns (Rich Swann and Ricochet). It's funny I was seated near a small contingent of very anti-Richochet dudes. I think it's just those kinds of dudes who cheer heels and boo faces so I didn't mind it that much. As someone who loves heels I don't see how anyone can dislike Ricochet, he's just so naturally likeable and incredible in the ring. Rich Swann is superb as well and always puts a smile on my face with all his 90's wrestling references. Busick and Gulak brought it with the physicality as expected but they were obviously there to put over Inner City Machine Guns.

Trevor Lee and Andrew Everett (called Trevorett by the crowd) vs Love Ball (Matt Sydal and Speedball Mike Bailey). Chris Sabin was out on an injury so Speedball teamed with Sydal for "Love Ball". This was one of my favorite matches of the night. These are all high spot guys and they know how to put their bodies on the line for the sake of a crowd. Favorite part was a total reversal of the apron spot from Lee and Speedball's match at Don't Sweat The Technique. Trevorett goes over after a hell of a spot fest.

Monster Mafia vs The World's Cutest Tag Team (Champions). It was not clear to me that the titles would be up for grabs in the whole tournament but I suppose it makes perfect sense. For awhile the match was about what you'd expect. Candice underdogging like crazy, Joey getting booed for not being Candice, Monster Mafia doing one devastating looking move after another for near falls. Candice starts getting a bunch of momentum followed by a ref bump when who should run-in, the "shitty little champ" himself Roderick fucking Strong to kick the shit out of LeRae's face before giving her his back breaker finish and leaving to let the Mafia take the titles into the next round. Suffice to say I booed like crazy for that segment and the small group of heel fans popped like crazy.

Semi Finals: The Beaver Boys vs Monster Mafia (Champions). This was a weird match to get into because both teams have been positioned as heels simply because they're new and both teams are running with it. I had to choose so I rooted for the Beaver Boys because I think they're more charismatic than the Mafia. Another shockingly sudden finish with yet another title change. Love John Silver and think the Beaver Boys bring a much needed crudeness that's missing without the Bucks or Adam Cole.

Semi Finals: Inner City Machine Guns vs Trevorett. Another terrific match from two high spot teams. Might have been my favorite match of the night. Again a lot of high spots from both teams and they do them well. I think Inner City was my personal favorites to win going into the tournament but yeah, both teams were crazy over as you'd expect. It shocked the hell out of me when Trevorett took the win but I imagine Ricochet and Swann have better things to do than being an awesome and hilarious tag team.

TJ Perkins vs Johnny Gargano. Gargano was initially going to take on Speedball. They really should have scheduled this match earlier in the card because it killed a lot of momentum in the final half of the show. It wasn't bad it was just unremarkable. Also I'm not a huge Gargano fan. The finish was a sudden tap to a Crossface.

Three Way Title match: Roderick Strong vs Chris Hero vs Brian Cage. As a guy who usually will cheer for heels if they're super entertaining (like all of the Mount Rushmore guys), the draw for PWG shows for me has quickly turned into me just wanting to show up to boo and chastise the shit out of Roderick Strong. The idea of two big guys like Hero and Cage being there to destroy him is a great angle and then to have him weasel his way to a successful title defense was great in how shitty it was. Boo this man, boo the shit out of him.

DDT4 Tournament Finals: Trevorett vs The Beaver Boys (Champions). Have to give the bookers credit, these were not the two teams I expected to see in the finals. Again John Silver stealing the show with the "feats of strength" and also Trevor Lee showing throughout the whole event how freakishly strong he is. Everett starts favoring his braced leg at some point after a spill off the ropes and the Beavers start targeting the leg. Trevorett makes a comeback and Trevor Lee gets the surprise win with the small package pin. So congratulations to the new PWG tag champs Andrew Everett and Trevor Lee. They didn't have a wide array of team up moves in the tournament but they work really well together otherwise. So the last team I expected to win, the two rookies from North Carolina, absolutely won. Very interested to see where PWG takes the tag team booking going forward.

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You guys, Gintama is incredible.

No. fucking. way. That's too fucking funny. Ok, yeah, I definitely need to get back into Gintama again. At some point I just lost track of it for whatever reason, but that gif alone makes me wanna get back to it asap.

It's from the latest episode, a part 2 of 2 episodes. If you know the basics of Gintoki's relationship with the Joi patriots then you should be okay to jump ahead watch the latest 2 episodes and laugh your ass off like I did.

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