The Unofficial Biography of Mike Parcon

Mike was born and raised in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Most of his years growing up consisted of beating up midgets and terrorizing the local convent.  Upon graduating from high school, Mike joined clown college, but soon dropped out after failing a crucial bowling pin juggling class.  Following his expulsion from clown college, Mike then joined a group of underground ninjas that waged war against Parisian mimes.  Little else is known about this mysterious period in his life.  

Mike reappeared 2 years later wandering his home province, travelling from town to town, and solving people's problems through his use and knowledge of judo.  He recently came back to Corner Brook and continues to live there, and spends his time running a thumb wrestling academy.  His hobbies include studying self defence against pregnant women and hunting endangered species.  He currently holds the world record for most turkey legs eaten in one day, and is a two time champion of paper-scissors-rock, and is a former air guitar lightweight champion.