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This is the new Ryan Reacts?

Ryckert Ryackts.

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@pattonfiend said:

How sad. Your review states the game as a 90-96 score yet you gave it an 80.

Doesn't make any sense at all. How could you have that much enjoyment and say it is so highly polished then go on to give it a B-, like you will ever find a better game like this in its respective category.

There is no consistency between your review and score: as I stated before, that is just sad.

@legendarychopchop said:

No 5 star?

Blasphemy.

I just don't like this star system — it's too narrow and basic. It seems like most games chime in at a 4 star, while mediocrity tends to get a 3. This review makes it sounds like it would net a "90-94", so to lump it as a 4 star when a game reviewed this way can be as low as an 80 in some systems seems a little bleak.

You guys are sad and bleak, placing so much stock in a score. Blame the metacritic system, not the star system. People have been using it for movies, restaurants, etc for ages. Metacritic is the one that simply equates it to an 80. What makes a game a 95 instead of a 94 anyways? Having such minutia is unnecessary except for in fanboy arguments where someone could argue that one game is one point better than another. Videogames aren't students.

4 stars doesn't mean 80. 4 stars means "very good." 5 stars means "excellent." Or if you care so much about hard numerical numbers as indicators of quality, think of 4 stars is more of a range of 75-90 and 5 stars is 90-100. Or you can be part of the meta problem and just say it's an 80 because you see 4 out of 5 stars. The star system isn't narrow and basic. It's your interpretation of it that is because you've been conditioned to think that way.

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@notdavid said:

This guy. Yum.

East Coast Alexis is ripped.

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Unless you really hate history and absolutely need a sci fi veneer to get you into a Civ game, there's no reason why you should buy BE over Civ V and its expansions.

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Can someone timestamp when the celebrities talk about how they were a gamer because they loved "X Game?" That stuff is cringe-y.

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He never asked for this.

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Ubisoft loves that digital grunge aesthetic with staticky logos and shit lately.

Assassin's Creed

Watch Dogs

The Crew

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The subtitle colors makes me think it's an anime.

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@turambar said:

@minipato said:

I'm sick of the whole "rival sisters" story archs in animes.

I feel like putting them in deadly killing machines is a pretty good way to go about it.

I haven't seen it done before, but I feel like it's been done before.

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I'm sick of the whole "rival sisters" story archs in animes.