My name is Mmmslash, and I am as wonderfully mundane and average as can be. Some might be bummed out by this, knowing they'll never be an astronaut, or win the Nobel Prize, but I can rest assured I will never be a supervillian, either, and really, at the end of the day, is there anything else a man can ask for?
I've been an avid gamer since I was 4 years old on a 2600. I saved up my allowance and eventually one day bought myself a used 5200, despite the SNES having recently come out. Somehow, I didn't quit after that. I'm an EMT for the state of Connecticut. If you're a Nutmegger in the Litchfield county, there's a chance I may one day save your life. More likely, I'll be driving your grandmother back to her nursing home. I've owned my own autorepair business, as well as been the CTO of a PC Repair Firm.
I'm 21 years old and I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and anal sex.