Hello, Giant Bomb. I'm here to save you!
By Mmmslash 54 Comments
Edit: OH GOD IT'S REAL
These four sentences are the culmination of 300 hours of class work, countless hours of studying, 72 hours of on-the-job training, one state practical examination, and one national aptitude exam.
I can finally, officially, come to your house and SAVE YOUR ASS. The levels of pumped I am know no bounds.