morrelloman's forum posts

#1 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

The giant caulking gun that they use to apply sour cream to their various creations looks like some kind of Stainless Steel Sex toy form Saints Row.

#2 Edited by morrelloman (608 posts) -

I JUST ATE TACO BELL for NO REASON. I went to try and win a PS4, but they only had boxes from an old MTV contest. I went up to the cashier after finishing my calorie marathon and asked if they had any boxes for the new promotion. Response "No we don't have them yet". Which was pretty frustrating considering there is a 25% of the menu space dedicated to advertising the sweepstakes.

I am a stout 223 pounds. I did not want to eat taco bell. I wanted to win a PS4. Today has not been the best day for me and I wanted to highlight this low point, and caution people to basically not eat taco bell for any reason, especially not to win a PS4.

#3 Edited by morrelloman (608 posts) -

I told my wife right away via text. She knew I was upset but when I didn't sleep well on Monday she said "I knew you liked the site but I had no idea you were so invested in it" she was compassionate but it's still hard to explain to ppl who don't know.

#4 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

Nice post friend. You really summed up the way a lot of us our feeling today.

#5 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

Good job. Congrats.

#6 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

This is the best game. All this ending talk reminds me of ME3 except no one is pissed. It's awesome that something this hyped up can exceed expectations. I re-watched the credits just so I could get that last scene. I think it is just the cycle starting over again. In Bioshock 1 it appears that you are actually the child(girl). Having had massive wrong doing upon you by your parents. In Bioshock 2 you are the Songbird protecting the little sisters, and in Infinite you are the man at the center of the story. Kind of a stretch I admit, but a "wouldn't it be cool if that was the case" case for sure. And even if I'm totally off base it could be a premise for a future game to take one of the other roles more explicitly.

#7 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

What does this mean for the mobile site?

#8 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

Here's a random thought. Maybe whenever Patrick writes a female centric story he gets crazy laid. It would both justify and explain.

#9 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

Nobody cares that Link used to be Left-Handed? No reason to change that shit. Just pure Left-handedism. What about that?

#10 Posted by morrelloman (608 posts) -

Of my aviatar pic. Except the cat is holding a machine gun with its tail.