For this, my first of many, many blog entries (ie. I am to lazy to keep this up) I have this proposal: more beards. This revelation came to me after watching the recent video of Beard Shoemaker interviewing someone about something. All I could think about was how awesome his beard was (muttonchops are cooler, but sadly anachronistic) and how everyone should rock the beard.
So in order to bring about this I decree that everyone at Giant Bomb should grow beards, including interns, and the name should be changed to Giant Beard. And the site should stop focusing on games and instead focus on Beards. Hell everyone on the planet should just grow beards. Then we could all be as awesome as Chewbacca and Randy Savage and Hagrid (not to be confused with Hagar the Horrible.)