- Dat Hand Animated Ass - It's hard to remember much from Capcom's doomed Gamecube exclusive, but that's probably because Vanessa's finally tuned assets stole the show. If you'd like to witness this power for yourself, venture to the nearest shop that still sells used Gamecube games and ask for "That Gamecube game featuring the girl with the crazy ass." They'll know exactly what you're talking about.

- Dat Fortune Favored Ass - When Naughty Dog set out to design the characters of Uncharted 2, they didn't even bother tip-toeing around the Uncanny Valley, they just slapped it right on behind of Chloe Frazer. Her posterior is so unreal that it's difficult to even grasp an appropriate emotional response. Sort of like the first time you laid eyes upon the soulless Tom Hanks in The Polar Express.

- Dat Test Tube Ass - Like other characters on this list, Miranda Lawson of Mass Effect 2 has severe father issues, but then again, their daddies didn't create them in a lab to be a universe's perfectly engineered butterface.

- Dat Old Man Ass - What's the secret to Solid Snake's incredible sneaking abilities? It's easy to seem invisible when it feels like you're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL! Stupid sexy Snake!

- Dat Nacho Libre Ass - It’s hard to deny that R.Mika is the most hated Street Fighter character in existence. Even more so than Alan Snyder, and he's fully clothed! Haters gonna hate but when it comes to Mika, maybe it'd be best if we could all just appreciate. Sir Mix-a-Lot would thank you kindly.

- Dat American Made Ass - The Japanese may have brought us the miracle of the always ridiculous bouncing breasts, but when it came to packing much back, its apparent that they believe flat butts to be the thing. So its a bit odd that Dixie Clements, the all-American cowgirl from Rumble Roses features the largest butt this side of Texas, but do you see anyone complaining?

- Dat Impossible Ass - Of all the bootylicious characters on this list, no one but Bayonetta crosses the line of sheer offense. Like a Rob Leifeld monstrosity animated to life, Bayonetta has a horrible case of scoliosis, more spare ribs than a Korean buffet and a neck so ridiculously long and slender that you'll have to beat Tycho away with a shotgun-on-a-stick. But she does have quite the rump shaker and that's ... that's pretty cool.

- Dat S&M Ass - Between the ventilated codpieces and the numerous thongs sported by Voldo over the years, it’s hard to tell whether he's a man who believes in proper junk preservation or just likes to show off the goods. With dumps like a truck, Voldo has always been known to extract a reaction from gamers, whether its grossing out the dude-bros or ... well, come to think of it the ladies don't seem to appreciate the jiggly butt physics either.

- Dat Confusing Ass - Is there no greater joy in life than breaking the news to your love struck friend that the cutey in the nun outfit they're nuts about contains exactly that in his shorts? No my friends, and for that, the spats that shocked the gay into the gaming community earns a spot on the list.

- Dat Uncomfortable Ass - Warrior Within is known for two things: being one of the most blindingly stupid sequels in the history of modern gaming, and Shahdee's beastly badonkadonk. Ok, Warrior Within is actually known for three things, the last one being how utterly shocking it is that her steel thong doesn't slice her tiny frame in half while performing the slightest of actions.

- Dat Exotic Ass - People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ... stuff. Which is why we should thank our lucky stars that the Doctor went and found a parallel Martha Jones that's just as attractive as she is intelligent, only this one likes to parade about in a tribal bikini.

- Dat Assassin Ass - It was no mistake that 95% of A2M's WET is played in slow-motion, as the developers knew that in order for it to be enjoyable they had to squeeze digital blood from every enjoyable code scrap of this shooter. Rubi's big ole butt is the last thing that many of her victims see, but they don't get to see it in slow motion. That's what we call a good design choice.

- Dat Single Momma Ass - "Hey pretty momma how you doing?" No, really, R.Kelly wrote his hit song "Feelin on Your Booty" about the pacifier sporting mother in Enix's dance title, Bust-a-Move. The follow-up to that question is "What are you doing dancing around half-naked in the streets in a cops uniform when you got a kid at home?"

- Dat Chiseled Ass - The veteran champ of the world of video game behinds, Samson has had too much booty in the pants for over 15 years now, dating all the way back to his debut in 1992. Were it not for his thongtastically long career, Voldo's butt-floss never would have seen the light of day and men like Solid Snake could never shake what his evil father cloned for him in a laboratory. For that, we salute him.