In all seriousness, Bioware has always shown great humility when it comes to things they do. If they can't laugh at themselves, the world is doomed.
I'm just hyped to play as a Batarian. I will name him: Dahn-Hee Gluv-Nor. "I was on the force for 30 years and was one day away from retirement. That's when I saw most of my civilization wiped out by the Mass Relay. I'm too old for this shit."
I can't wait to hear how awkward this thing is going to be. "HEY FUCKERS SO YOU GUYS ARE LIKE STUPID AND I HATE YOU." Bioware: So what's your question? "OMG I LOVE U GUYS UR GAMES ARE SOOOOO COOL THANX".
I would burn everything I own and sell my soul to Satan just to have a moment in the presence of Samantha Brick.
Oh wait, no I wouldn't, because I'm not a fucking loon. And she's at least a 4. When she smiles, the top half of her face is screaming in agony, and the bottom half is hungry for the blood of the damned. Good god. And her Husband looks like a Walrus.
Sorry, but the way she's portrayed in game is just awful. Her character looks silly and fake, her outfit is nowhere near a reporter's (not even a space reporters, look at that journo we got to punch every ME) and her personality ingame was horribly expendable. There's no way she should have been proud of that character, not in the slightest. Sure, it hurts when people respond to your presence like that but if she's so immersed in the game writing business she too could see what a horrible expendable character she is in the game, little more than forced hype.
@TheHT: There we go. I couldn't click the spoilers for ANY REASON. The point of the ending was to shine a light of positivity down, no doubt about that. But when coupled with the realization SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
that, yo dog, if they don't starve to death... they're still stranded. The Mass Relay's are gone. No one is coming back for them, because, like Shepard, no one knew they ran.
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