Andrew Ryan on Team Fortress Two

What is the difference between an engineer and a parasite?


An engineer builds, a parasite asks: 'Where's the dispenser?'
An engineer creates, a parasite says, 'What will BLU think?'
An engineer invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of Valve...'
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Edited by neurotech

What is the difference between an engineer and a parasite?


An engineer builds, a parasite asks: 'Where's the dispenser?'
An engineer creates, a parasite says, 'What will BLU think?'
An engineer invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of Valve...'
Posted by KarmaPolice

Ha! Thats pretty great.

Edited by coakroach

Is an Engineer not entitled to the glow of his teleporter?

No says the man from Washington, it belongs to the most lethal

No says the man from Moscow, it belongs to the most slow

No says the man from Berlin, it belongs to the man that heals everybody

Posted by BrainSpecialist

This is the best thread ever.

Posted by ozzdog12

lawl

Posted by ajamafalous
@BrainSpecialist said:

This is the best thread ever.

Posted by BisonHero

It wasn't impossible to build this teleporter exit deep in the enemy's base. It was impossible to build it anywhere else.

Posted by valrog

Haha, love where this is going.

Posted by troll93

I strongly endorse this thread