GEORGE FORMAN'S PRO GRILLING CIRCUIT 2010

For years now, EA has been dedicated to bringing us sports games with full rosters, great variety and a high attention to detail. Why not then, could George Forman not get in on the action. The ex-professional boxing champ has had his fortunes rise and fall, so what better than to license an entire game about one old Georgey's marketing spin offs? Instead of My Career, there can be 'Mah Dinna!' mode, where you make terrible cheese and chutney sandwiches to the tune of the Rocky theme while Forman screams amusing catchphrases like 'George Forman Grill, George Forman Grill, If you won't cook my dinner, George Forman WILL!' and 'It's a hot sauce knock-out. WITH CHUTNEY and CHEEEEEESE!!'.

Needs financing. Now. I will take all your kind monetary donations and keep them in my bank account until EA emails me, at which point, I will give them half as incentive to make the game. The other half? I could use a pool...