@whyareyoucrouchingspock:
All right I watched it. Allow me to retort.
Liked
1. Yeah, the Hulk ruled.
2. Fury ruled, he had his own badass moments showing that's he's just not some manager on the sidelines.
3. I take issue with your characterization of 45 minutes of mindless explosions. The final battle sequence contained it's own narrative arc.
4. It was more than stupid fun. I think it stands on its own as the strongest film Marvel studios has put out yet.
Disliked
1. pffft The focus on Stark was all right with me. If you followed the comics you'd understand why he wasn't actually the last shot.
He wasn't the last shot, STARK TOWER BECOMING THE AVENGERS HQ WAS THE LAST SHOT. THE BIG A LEFT ON THE BUILDING DIDN'T TIP YOU OFF? Him and pepper weren't just rebuilding the tower, there were constructing it as the Avengers new HQ, just like in the comic.
2. The CGI was actually pretty good. How else are you going do a major battle in a major city against aliens without CGI.
3. The cosmic cube? You have no clue? Did you watch the movies? It was in Captain America movie and the end of Thor.
The enemy army is defined poorly precisely because Loki was supposed to be the focal point, he didn't matter who he was leading in, he wanted to rule it what it boiled down to.
Watching it, you should have realized Loki was nothing but a pawn anyways. The second he took over Thanos would have stepped in to actually rule.
4. Thor returning.
It was implied by Loki's dialogue that Odin was able to send Thor to Earth, but that it wasn't by the bridge, dark magic was used. As to not seeing Natalie, Thor implied he was only there to stop Loki, and bring him back to Arsgard, nothing more. Why get sidetracked and end up with another case of blueballs?
5. Scarlett's character was eyecandy, true, and yeah she doesn't have superpowers in the traditional sense, but did you watch the film? She felt just as important as the rest of the team with her contributions.
Hopefully this will inspire warn bros to make live action Justice League.??!! You're freaking high. The only good superhero movies outta WB have been the two Nolan Bat films, Superman and GL sucked. I mean SUUUCCCKKKEEEEDDDDDDD. Them putting a Justice League movie together would only be entertaining in watching how fucking terrible the abomination would turn out. God, I shudder to think how badly they'd mess up Wonder Woman on the big screen.
All in all you come off as trolling in your review. The film was awesome, and i'm still pumped up after watching it more that 3 hours ago.
Avengers 10/10 It's everything I wanted outta an Avengers movie: humor, an actual plot, and real cohesion among the team members.
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