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#2 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

Well first I listened to nothing but TMBG and the Beatles.

Then I raided my parents music collection when I got an iPod.

Then I started downloading music, including a fantastic little torrent called the indie/rock playlist that brought me truly into the world of music.

Now I just listen to all of that stuff, and buy 2 or three CDs a year. Including random ones from thrift stores.

#3 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

@Unknown_Pleasures: Sorry dawg. It hadda be dun.

#4 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

@TehFlan said:

@nintendoeats: I like how your list is like half alphabetized.

There was a greasemonkey plugin that alphabetized GB lists, but it either stopped working or a Firefox update messed it up.

#5 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

@bushpusherr: You shouldn't do it. It wouldn't be hilarious at all. Not. at. all.

Firefox is now using 323 MB of RAM. I'm betting it would use much less if I closed this tab.

#6 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

@jadeskye: Oh yeah? I take this as a personal challenge.


nintendoeats: Collection

1. .detuned

I support the release of "weird" games...even if they don't really provide much in the way of entertainment (note to self: write a blog post about the broad meaning of the word entertainment).

2. 007: Agent Under Fire

Oh how we abused the multiplayer in this game :) memories...

3. 007: From Russia with Love

James bond doesn't shoot that many people in the movies. Hmm.

4. 007: Nightfire

For the record I have the GCN and PC versions, which are two different games.

5. 1080° Snowboarding

A classic that is still fun to play, even as somebody who doesn't usually like extreme sports games. Great multiplayer. I own one normal version and one with the label "not for resale."

6. 3-D Bowling

I don't even wnat to know.

7. 3-D Ultra Pinball: Creep Night

This one goes WAAAAAY back. I played this game when I was like 4. I don't think the ball physics are terribly accurate or anything, but man is it one crazy game!

8. Action Fighter

Its a Spy Hunter knock off, but a very good one. I spent a couple of hours with this one and had a very good time.

9. The Activision Decathlon

I suppose I oughta try this one now that I have an Atari 2600. Geh, sports games :)

10. Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Cartridge

Seriously, D&D is a little more complex than the Intellivision can handle

11. Advent Rising

I saw some previews of this game and thought it looked totally awesome. Then it didn't come out for like 3 years. Then it was released and sucked. I bought it about 3 years later for 99 cents. I probably oughta start playing it huh?

12. Adventures of Tron

Tron didn't win an Oscar for best special effects because it was felt that they had "cheatyed" by using computers.

13. Air-Sea Battle

Back in the days when people could describe their games in the title. In some ways I am glad we have moved past that. In others I am not. I think we would all be better off if pokemon colloseum had been called "Pokemon Franchise Rape."

14. Alien Hominid

Its pretty, that is undeniable. I suppose its fun too. Damn hard.

15. Alien Syndrome

Hated this game. Clearly hasn't aged well.

16. Aliens Versus Predator

PC Gold Edition...with extra flair obviously...

17. Alone in the Dark

For the MAc. What am I supposed to do with a game for the Mac?

18. Alone in the Dark 2

"All alone, all aloooone, all byyy, my-self!"

19. Alone in the Dark 3

I haev to dig out a mac emulator to make this work...

20. Animal Crossing

I have alot of memories of this game. I didn't exactly stick with it, but I did go through periods where I played every day. AS stupid as it may be, this game is a pleasure to play. Extremely original to boot.

21. Ape Escape 2

Those are some very funny monkeys. Lets hear it for Dual Analog.

22. Armed & Dangerous

This game is funny, but totally crap to play. Its a shame, it looked like so much fun.

23. Armor Battle

ARMOUR! ARMOUR BATTLE! Fecking Americans.

24. Army Men

NEver really bothered to play this. I should. I will damnit.

25. Army Men II

Nope, haven't played this one either. Pants.

26. Army Men: Toys in Space

I really have to play these games. IT CAME....FROM SPACE!!!!!!

27. Assassin's Creed

Fun but epicly repetitive. I wanted the crossbow.

28. Asteroids

PC and 2600 versions. They are pretty different you know...

29. AstroBlast

Explosions in space? Works for me.

30. Atari: 80 Classic Games in One

Great overview of early video games (obviously missing non-atari efforts). Its a tad buggy though.

31. Auto Assault

This is kinda useless now that the servers are offline. Whatever.

32. Auto Racing

No F-1 licence required. You race cars. Thats all that mattered. Fecking sports licences.

33. Avatar: The Last Airbender

It was 2 bucks, ok?

34. Banjo-Kazooie

Super Mario 64 is so much better than this game. I never understood why people loved Rare so much (Perfect Dark excepted).

35. Banjo-Tooie

Great name, average game. Super MArio 64 is STILL better. Of course, SM64 is better than most games...

36. Baseball

Where am I going to get an Arcadia 2001?!?!?! Guess I'll just have to keep searching Value Village.

37. Battle Chess

Ah memories. We found an XP version for like 5 dollars while in Germany. Classic craziness.

38. Battle Clash

Super Scope "Meh"ness.

39. Battlefield 2

Shoot stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffff!!!!

40. BattleTanx

This game is unpleasantly fun. Its stupid, its generic, but god damnit it is a fun game. especially multiplayer.

41. Berzerk

I...have no idea what this game is...I guess I'll have to try it out.

42. Beyond Good & Evil

Truth is beyond good and evil. Damn fething straight. Orwell forever!

43. Bio FREAKS

What a supid yet cool name.

44. Bionic Commando Rearmed

I thought this was awesome until you got to the end and didn't get to blow up Hitler's head. Real dissapointment.

45. Black & White 2

I don't really understand Peter Molyneux. I like Dungeon Keeper and Fable, but the rest of his stuff seems really aimless. Ah well, as long as somebody is doing the crazy things I am obliged to support them.

46. Body Harvest

You are a commando who kills giant bugs. It isn't as fun as that sounds.

47. Bomberman World

This is an isometric game. It contains levels with floating platforms in the middle of the stage. I leave it to you to figure out the problem with that.

48. Bonk's Adventure

Yet another failed "Mario Killer." Poor characters, trounced by an italian plumber. may they rest in peace.

49. Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure

There is a button that makes him say "BOOGER!!!" And for that reason alone I am disturbed by this (fairly boring) game.

50. Boom Blox

The basic idea is fun, but they keep trying to add new types of puzzles . I really just want to knock stuff over myself.

51. Boxing

Yup. Thats Boxing alright.

52. BRAHMA Force: The Assault on Beltlogger 9

I played this on a buggy PS, so I can't say for sure, but I remember it being very strange. Probably oughta fire it up again just to get a better sense of it. BELTLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!

53. Braid

I don't think there is anything that I could say about this game that hasn't already been said.

54. Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!

Argh. Fecking Sudoku. I still have like 20 left to do. The rest of the game is pretty dumb though.

55. A Bug's Life

Value Village Find. Have not yet played it.

56. BurgerTime


57. Burnout 3: Takedown

For the record, I thought Burnout was cool BEFORE Burnout 3.

58. Burnout Dominator

Its a cool game, but its not very Burnouty. Not enought crashing.

59. Burnout Paradise

I did all the single player stuff (and I mean ALL of it) and I only got like 40 percent of the trophies. I refuse to buy a camera just for one bronze trophy (and the platinum one that is justifiably mine). Its still a great game though. I also bought the 20 dollar pack with all the DLC. Never would have bought any of it individually.

60. California Games

Owned for the NES. I fail to care beyond it being important.

61. Canyon Bomber

If its a canyon already, why does it need to be bombed? I mean, hasn't it been suffering from erosion for millions of years already? Give it a break. Geez.

62. Cardinal Syn

I hear this game sucks. It shall be tried with alcohol.

63. Carmageddon

Pre-burnout Deathrace 2000 = crazy. I love the names in this series.

64. Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now

The title far surpasses anything that I could write.

65. Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse

um...some of these games are supposed to be good?

66. Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

Wow, pre-SoTN Castlevania was very different.

67. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow

Not my favourite, but don't knock my Castlevania.

68. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Great game. No more need be said.

69. Centipede

This game is really dreadful. It does have the original on the disc though. That game is still fun.

70. Championship Lode Runner

Many things about this game confuse me.

71. Chessmaster 10th Edition

Good chess teacher. If you like chess you should probably own one of these games.

72. Chessmaster 8000

Would you like to play a game?

73. Choplifter!

What an uninteresting name...ah well, it might be fun. I should give it a shot.

74. Chopper Command

But the game simulates flying a chopper, not commanding one...oh whatever, lets not get into existential semantics here.

75. The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

Vin Deisel is some kind of badass. This game is a prime example of that.

76. ChuChu Rocket!

77. Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck

Gotta get me a Sega CD drive before I can play this. Stupid fecking Sega add-ons.

78. ClayFighter: Tournament Edition

Hehe. Clay.

79. The Club

While I enjoy this game, it is VERY difficult.

80. Codebreaker

I haven't really got anything to say about this. I'll have more once I play it.

81. Combat

Its good to know that there have always been mindless yet entertaining games about blowing things up.

82. Combat Cars

This game seems to have aged badly.

83. Comix Zone

This game falls hard jon one side of the content/form divide. And I'm just fine with that.

84. Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

Weren't all of these wars about Tiberium? Why is the third one called "Tiberium Wars?" Whatever.

85. Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2

I love this game passionately. It is the perfect RTS as far as I am concerned.

86. Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines

I am really looking forward to playing this.

87. Commandos: Beyond the Call of Duty

he takes really big dumps so that he doesn't have to go for like another week. Just for the record, that joke wasnt funny at all.

88. Condemned 2: Bloodshot

I like these games. Bit too much gunplay in this one for me, but the basic concept is neat. Don't play it on an SDTV like I did.

89. Conflict: Desert Storm

super generic name = yes

90. Cool Boarders 3

If you have to tell me that youa re aren't.

91. Counter-Strike: Condition Zero

(Smiles to himself and drifts into memories).

92. Counter-Strike: Source

I finally decided that I should own this...5 years and 2 weeks after it was released

93. Crackdown

I look forward to the sequal to flesh out the already fun original.

94. Crash Bandicoot

Actually I need to replace this. The disc is too scratched to work.

95. Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

Ah!!!! I'm being attacked by a portion of !!!!!!!!My oWN BrAIn!!11!!!11!1!1

96. Crash Bandicoot: Warped

Is "warped" better or worse then "wacked?" what about being "the shit?"

97. Crash Bash

I hate the commercialistic nature of our so-called "artists."

98. Crazy Taxi

It so crazy.

99. Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

Why is it always a legend? What about the "Factually Accurate Story of Gobbos?"

100. Dark Sector

Glave. Dragons.

101. The Darkness

Interesting idea crushed by some basic flaws of gameplay and presentation. I probably won't finish it.

102. Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum

The cover for this game is both awesome and dreadful.

103. Day of Defeat

Not enough players for me to get a good sense of it. Got it with HL1 Anthology.

104. Day of Defeat: Source

Just got it with CS:S. I might try it some time.

105. Deadly Towers

Those towers will cut you.

106. Defender

The defence Idea was an ethical necessity of the game designer. One of video games first artistic statements.

107. Delta Force 2

I bet this game involves shooting things...

108. Descent 3

Its amazing that we haven't seen a modern version fo this game, or even a take off on the idea. defenitely a unique series.

109. Deus Ex

Its very dated now, but this game has had far reaching effects. Bethesda owe alot to the Deus Ex games. It is still beasicly playable, and I highly recommend trying it out. It does get better after the first half hour or so.

110. Deus Ex: Invisible War

Also a cool game. Runs like crap on all computers, despite being about 8 years old.

111. Devilish

I don't know anything about this game.

112. Diablo

I respect this game, but it has not aged well.

113. Diddy Kong Racing

Mario KArt 64 is better.

114. Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas

You shoot stuff. it works. Die Hard the movie is great.

115. Disney's Aladdin

This as opposed to ancient Middle-Eastern Aladdin. I find Disney very offensive. Fracking racist.

116. Dolphin

Not Ecco.

117. Donkey Kong

Oh man, this game caused SO MANY lawsuits. I own the Colecovision version which was involved in one of them.

118. Donkey Kong Land


119. Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat

I first played this game at the Virgin Megastore on Times Square (which is gone by the way). I had to own it.

120. Donkey Konga 2

Pointless game.

121. Doom

I like playing it in pretentious cafes.

122. Doom 3

I liked the flashlight mechanic. It was DIFFERENT. I like that.

123. Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil

I struggle to think of a non-Sims expansion that has ever been a really GOOD idea. I suppose those Half Life things were technicly expansions.

124. Double Dragon

C64 and SMS versions. Such a dated game, yet still somehow fun.

125. Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

Segas response to Dr.Mario. Haven't played it yet.

126. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3

I can't believe I paid money for this.

127. Dragon Crystal

Great name you got there. Seriously. Not lame at all.

128. Dragon Warrior

Ye art a game wich hath both silly writing and gameplay of the most dated nature. However, ye art important. Therefore we shall let thee be.

129. Duke Nukem 3D

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."

130. Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

I can't wait to fire this one up. "Hail to the king baby!"

131. Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

This game was kinda dumb. Duke rules though.

132. Dungeon Keeper

It isn't really that evil, but this game is just cool anyway.

133. Dungeon Keeper 2

Its an interesting idea. It works well enough.

134. Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus

I love the name of this game. NO!!!!! NOT SPONDYLUS!!!!!!!!!

135. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

Hehe. Landfill.

136. Earthworm Jim 3D

Your pretty face is going to Heck!!!!!!!

137. Ecco the Dolphin

I guess I should really try this damn game.

138. Echochrome

On teh PS3. I really wish that I got BOTH versions for my money, but what can you do?

139. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

This game was SO hard to get into. My brother did, but I couldn't take it. Oblivion was great.

140. The Electric Company Math Fun

I am happy to know nothing about this.

141. Elite Beat Agents

Where is my damn sequal anyway? With a better tracklist please.

142. Enter the Matrix

This game is very bad.

143. Eternal Champions

...Time travel...?

144. Eternal Champions: Challenge from the Dark Side

...Disc-based time travel...?

145. Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

This game was great but I just couldn't get into it. Guess its my own loss. Some really neat ideas in here.

146. Europa Universalis II

"We'll be the pirate twins again!"

147. EverQuest

Why do I own Everquest games?

148. EverQuest: The Planes of Power

I don't even play MMOs!!! Where did these Everquest expansions come from?!?!

149. EverQuest: The Shadows of Luclin

Who is Luclin, why does he have multiple shadows, and why are they so scary?

150. Evil Dead: Regeneration

Not good.

151. Ex-Mutants

Not an X-Men rip off in anyway -_-

152. Excitebike

They used to have this available for free on the Nintendo website. That was cool.

153. Excitebike 64

yay, bikes. I'm so excited.

154. EyeToy: Play

Not really useful without an Eyetoy.

155. F-22 Interceptor

This game is actually pretty fun, even if it is stupid as all hell.

156. F-Zero

Total Classic. Good fun.

157. F-Zero GX

This game is very hard. I never finished the story mode because it was SOOOO hard.

158. F-Zero X

S'allright. The other F-Zeros are better.

159. F-Zero: Maximum Velocity

Damn fine game for a launch title. Still quite fun.

160. F.E.A.R.: Extraction Point

I think the game is about getting to the extraction point, not about the point itself. That would be boring.

161. F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon

This would be a pointless game if not for the spike gun. That thing is endlessly entertaining.

162. F.E.A.R.: Perseus Mandate

Title = Super Lame.

163. Fable

This game = super good, even if its not perfect. So what if the trees don't grow over time. FECK OFF!

164. Fable II

I enjoyed it. Peter Molenyeux makes fun of the whole concept of faith. Awesome.

165. Family Feud

Why do all of these games have exclamation points in their titles (on this discs anyway)?

166. Far Cry

I really liked Far Cry 2 (not perfect, but interesting). This one never made sense to me though.

167. Fear Effect

This game is very good, but tank controls are totally evil. I shall finish it I swear.

168. Final Fantasy Tactics

A guy whow as staying at my house for the summer left this here. I felt justified in keeping it. Long story.

169. Final Fantasy X

I don't get it myself. I wanted to play this game for years and then I sat down and...laaaaaame...

170. Final Fantasy XI Online

Xbox 360 AND PC versions. And I don't play MMOs.

171. Football

Yup...thats football. YAWN.

172. Freedom Fighters

Damn commies (says the socialst)

173. Friday the 13th

I hear that this game sucks. I can't see why it wouldn't.

174. Front Line


175. Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers

I feel dirty not owning this on the xbox.

176. G-Loc Air Battle

There was some serious problem with this game, and I don't remember what it was anymore. I don't think the GG can handle any attempt at 3D graphics.

177. Gangsters: Organized Crime

Now that I think about it, organised crime is probably a boring video game theme. Think about it: You and a bunch of other people fight each other indirectly. Thats no fun!

178. Gears of War


179. Gemstone Warrior favourite kind?...

180. Ghostbusters

I was going to write a Ray Parker Jr. joke, but I felt that would be tasteless (and it was too much work).

181. Gladius

Uh, you fight stuff. and take turns. Thats cool.

182. Glover

Hah! It's a fecking glove. This = hilarious.

183. The Godfather: The Game

I played this until my mom let me play GTA.

184. GoldenEye 007

Noipe, I don't get it at all.

185. Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec


186. Grand Prix

The biggest type of Prix.

187. Grand Theft Auto 2

3D GTA is so much better than 2D. It must be played to believed.

188. Grand Theft Auto III

Excellent game, but it lacks...character ;)

189. Grand Theft Auto IV

God damnit this game is good. Top ten for sure.

190. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

DS version, cause there was no PSP version when I got it.

191. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Nope, don't get it. I don't want to have to excersise in a game unless it serves a very specific artistic purpose.

192. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

It's cool, but I love New York. Liberty City FTW.

193. Great Baseball


194. Great Golf

I prefer "Super Great Golf." Its just better somehow.

195. Guitar Hero

So many bad covers...I want real Ziggy Stardust. However, I respect that they had neither connections or a budget.

196. GUN

When they first announced the existence of this game, I thought it was going to follow the life of a gun through different peoples hands. There are a bunch of ways to do thaqt and it would be really cool no matter which they did. Instead it was some stupid western. Balls hat.

197. Gunstar Heroes

This game has held up much better than is entirely fair. And thats a damn good thing.

198. Hacker

I am quite curious about this one. I should try it some time.

199. Hacker II: The Doomsday Papers

Papers? In a computer?

200. Half-Life



How many different ways must I own Half-Life?

202. Half-Life 2

I got into PC gaming because of this game. Its so good.

203. Half-Life 2: Episode One

The weakest in the series so far I think. Still great.

204. Half-Life 2: Episode Two

There is really nothing to say. It rules.

205. Half-Life 2: Lost Coast

It was FREEEEEEE! And awesome.

206. Half-Life: Blue Shift

I don't hate this like other people. It had some great puzzles.

207. Half-Life: Counter-Strike

Total time suck. Classic game

208. Half-Life: Opposing Force

Another Half-Life Classic.


Not quite killtrocity, but damn cool.

210. Halo: Combat Evolved

I hate this game. Halo 2 is great though.

211. Hang On & Safari Hunt: The Combo Cartridge

2 boring old games in one. For the record, I love Duck Hunt.


I prefer 2D Harvest Moons.

213. Heavy Rain

The American box art may be crap, but this is the first game that I bought on launch day since 2004 (and I thought I learned my lesson that time, EH POKEMON COLLOSEUM!!!?!?!?!?)

214. Hey You, Pikachu!

This game is really useless without the microphone.

215. Hitman 2: Silent Assassin

Silent assasin with a gun? But on the cover of Blood Money he had razor wire...that actually IS silent.

216. Hitman: Blood Money

He done kills people for money. He so crazy. The movie was blandly entertaining.

217. Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing

The word turbo is very oversused. It probably meant something at one point, but it doesn't seem to anymore.

218. Ice Climber

Owned on the GBA, not NES. This game may not have been worth the resurrection that it got from SSBM.

219. Ice Hockey


220. Ice Hockey

I am so indifferent.

221. Ikaruga

Very cool, but feck these types of games are hard.

222. Indy Racing 2000

Racing without a label!

223. Jackie Chan's Stuntmaster

Well, he is a stuntmaster...

224. Jam Sessions

I cannot count the number of times that I ve been sitting somewhere just wihind that I had a guitar.

225. Jeopardy!

Iv'e heard that this game is terrible. I am hesitant to find out. my C64 is only displaying B&W, and until that situation is fixed I have an excuse to not play Jeopardy!

226. Jet Grind Radio

Holy shit! an original game concept! I don't believe it!

227. Joe Montana's NFL Football

I do not know or care who "Joe Montana" is.

228. kill.switch

HEavily influenced Gears of War. Not a bad game, but lacks personality.

229. Killer7

I don't know what the message is...but I like it....

230. King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella

Are...very bad...?

231. Kirby's Dream Land

Since its a dream, nothing that you do in the game has any bearing on the real world. Wait a minute...

232. Koronis Rift

Sounds a like a sci-fi JRPG, but I don't think it is.


"I know Kung FU!!!!!! I know Kung FU!!!!!!!!!" -Shitdisco

234. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Anniversary

It works, but I can't shake the feeling that this type of game has been done better by PoP.

235. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

While I can see why this was popular, it feels very dated now. Platforming puzzles are SOOOO stale (except those in Super Mario 64).

236. The Legend of Zelda

And the battery still works (ok, well it did 2 years ago).

237. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

There was a time when light/dark world was an original concept. But no longer. I'M LOOKING AT YOU METROID PRIME: ECHOES!!!!!

238. The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition

Wow, that is one helluva disc. 4 classic games indeed.

239. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Not the gold cart though. Standard grey.

240. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time / Master Quest

That hardly counts as two games. One and a half maybe...

241. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

I love everything about this game except the boat. BNecause of the boat I have not finished it. Fecking boat.

242. LEGO Alpha Team

On PC. No praticular reason.

243. LEGO Rock Band

It has David Bowie AND Iggy Pop. But no Lou Reed. Way to go for the trifecta there.

244. LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game

The game that started a branded sub-genre. Very strange case indeed.

245. Lemmings

Lemmings rarely kill themselves. Just so we are clear.

246. Lemmings

For the Game Gear. Yep, its Lemmings alright.

247. Lethal Enforcers

Am I lame for liking Light Gun shooters?

248. LHX: Attack Chopper

This was a suprisingly fun game. The Genesis had a hell of a tiome keeping up with it though.

249. Linger in Shadows

Not much of a demoscene, considering it has a PS3 to work with, but pretty nonetheless. Defenitely something I will remember.

250. LittleBigPlanet

Whats the point of having a great level editor if the attatched game is so limited and just generally not fun?

251. Lock 'n' Chase

Crazy name!

252. Lode Runner

I know a guy who HATES Lode Runner. I mean you should hear him. Its hillarious.

253. Lode Runner 2

That is one freaky looking guy.

254. Lode Runner: The Legend Returns

...I believe you mean Lode Runner 3....

255. The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth


256. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

These lord of the rings games are fun, but they feel very pointless.

257. The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

But then, how many ages do we REALLY need?

258. Luigi's Mansion

I desperately want a house designed after the mansion. One of my favourite launch titles ever.

259. Lumines: Puzzle Fusion

Crazy fun. Some fo the music sucks though. Work your mom's body!!!

260. MadWorld

So very violent. the black white and red thing seems very popular these days.

261. Mafia

Awesome cover.

262. Magic Carpet

I prefer to fly on a science carpet (AKA an airplane).

263. Magic Sword

Dumb. Game.

264. Manhole-e

What a crazy idea for a game.

265. Mario Kart 64

My favourite Mario Kart. Not a popular opinion, but I feel it is the tightest in gameplay and level design.

266. Mario Paint

No mouse, no good. Did you know that Strongbad started out in Mario Paint?

267. Mario Party 3

My favourite Mario Party, just because of Battle Mode. It made a quick game possible.

268. Mario Party-e

This game is retarded, yet somehow mildly fun. I don\t know why they allowed you to play it without an e-reader.

269. Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers


270. Mario's Tennis

The one Virtual Boy game that everybody owns. It makes sense as a VB demo game, and I've spent some good times playing it while listening to Clerks (which is an awesome movie).

271. Mary-Kate and Ashley: Crush Course

This game was played by me and my friend with Wine. Even if we hadn't been drinking, this game is actually very hard. It isn't as bad as it sounds...but its still pretty bad...

272. Mary-Kate and Ashley: Winner's Circle

Horse racing and MKAO. This game must be a pedophile because it makes little girls...I'll let you finish that sentence.

273. Mass Destruction

PSX RTS. Its very hard to play, and has no tutorial. Nuts to that.

274. Mass Effect

Insert "massive" mother joke here.

275. Master of Darkness

A nice liner-vania type game. Quite enjoyable, though I found ti more difficult than I would like.

276. Max Payne

Defebitely a pinnacle of game atmosphere. I love this game.

277. Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Just as good as the first, I'm really looking forward to MP3 (even if it is being made by a different developer).

278. Mazin Saga Mutant Fighter

I don't think this title could make me less interested in the game if it tried. Actually, it probably did try.

279. MDK

The hero is SO SCARY. I understand the practical excuse that the the nose reduces drag during freefall and then acts as a gun, but come one. Its really creepy.

280. MDK 2

Wow, that dog has 4 arms. I mean, most dogs don't get any. Yikes.

281. MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat

I like slow western mechs more than the humanoid Japanese ones.

282. MechWarrior 2: Ghost Bear's Legacy

Hah, I'm not scared of a ghost bear. A real bear sure, it being corporeal and all, but not ghost bear.

283. Medal of Honor: Heroes

Watch them as they go. My version is German, which is super annoying.

284. Mega Man

Horrible box.

285. Mega Man 2

slightly less horrible box than one, but still bad.

286. Mega Man X7

I would make fun of mega man, but Capcom keeps releasing them and I can't get a word in edgewise.

287. Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

It was 3 bucks.

288. Metal Gear

lame-ass NES version

289. Metal Gear Solid

One of the best games ever.

290. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Its the worst MGS game...which isn't really saying anything.

291. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Metal Gear!!!

292. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

if you haven't played

293. Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

One of the best remakes ever. My only regret is that they changed Mei Ling to a more american sounding voice actress.

294. Metroid Prime

There is just nothing else like this game.

295. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Not as good as 1, I really dislike the light/dark world mechanic (and not just because it is in every nintendo game ever). Its still a high quality game, but not what it could have been.

296. Micro Machines

Great multiplayer fun on the Genesis. I still break it out every now and then, and my friends really enjoy it.

297. Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition

Don't. Care.

298. Midtown Madness 3

I! LOVE! MINIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

299. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers


300. Missile Command

Because obviously this game was dying to be remade...

301. Monaco Grand Prix

Some racing games I like. F-1 = no.

302. Moonbase Commander

Commanding a moon base does not actually sound like fun.

303. Mortal Kombat


304. Mortal Kombat II

Crotch-punch returns.

305. Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks

Yeah, this game makes sense. Hardly "change the world" stuff, but it doesn't feel unneccesary like many games.

306. The Movies

I have nothing to say about this game. Surprised?

307. Ms. Pac-Man

On teh gameboy.

308. Myst

I love Myst, a controversial opinion. It has a great atmosphere, and the puzzles really do make sense. Deductive reasoning FTW!

309. Myst III: Exile

Myst 1 was great, haven't really gotten much into, or out of the others though.

310. Myth: The Fallen Lords

Wow, a pre-Halo Bungie game? Shocker!

311. Namco Museum

On teh Dreamcast. Dig Dug is the only one that really seems to have lasted.

312. NARC

Because violence is an improvement over drugs any day.

313. NBA 2K

Yup...sports game... wooo...

314. NBA 2K1

Why do I own this?

315. NBA Jam

Its supposed to be good for a sports game. Worlds tallest midget.

316. NBA Jam Extreme

Hah, I own it for the Saturn. Obviously the best version.

317. Need for Speed Underground

(the game actually takes place above ground. Just so you know.)

318. Need for Speed: ProStreet

What kind of a name is that? Prostreet? One word?

319. Neverwinter Nights

Why would you define a place by why it isn't? think about it...

320. New Ghostbusters II

The sequel to new ghostbusters 1.

321. NFL 2K


322. NFL 2K1

2001... 2.00.1!

323. NHL 97

Gah!! These sports games never end!

324. NHLPA Hockey '93

seriously, how many sports games can we really make each year?

325. Ninja Gaiden

I think there are like 5 slightly different versions of this game by now.

326. No More Heroes

If it is absurdity that you are after, this is the place.

327. Noby Noby Boy

Does anybody even play this game anymore? I mean, where is Girl right now? have we gotten another planet after Mars?

328. O.D.T. - Escape... Or Die Trying Oddity...get it? I wish I didn't.

329. Odama

I boguht this for 10 bucks, and the next day it went back up to 50. I woudl say that was a score, but it really does not work very well. I mean this game is HARD, and not in a fun way.

330. Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee

Good fun. Very good fun.

331. Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath

Really neat game. Defenitely nothing else quite like it.

332. Oink!

It's called OINK!! OINK! I SAY!

333. Oni

Ah, Bungie before Halo. Yes, thetre WAS a Bungie before Halo.

334. The Operative: No One Lives Forever

This game deserves a remake. PS2 version in my collection unfortunately.

335. The Orange Box

Best. Deal. Ever.

336. Orb-3D

What a horrible name. And its an NES game, so I'm not sure how 3D it could be.

337. The Oregon Trail

Why is this game fun?

338. Outlaws

Probably the best Doom Clone this side of Duke Nukem. This one has a storyline!

339. OutRun

parallax scrolling. Look it up.

340. Pac-Man

for teh Atari 2600, OBVIOUSLY the best version.

341. PAIN

I am offended thaqt Sony forced me to pay for this piece of crap game along with my PS3.

342. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Probably my favourite RPG, which isn't really saying much.

343. Paperboy

on the NES...and Atari Lynx...

344. PaRappa the Rapper 2

The least rhythmic rhythm game ever.

345. Parasite Eve

Defenitely a hidden gem, I highly reccomend seeking this game out.

346. Perfect Dark

Much better than Goldeneye. Excellent game.

347. Perimeter: Emperor's Testament

What IS this anyway? The box looks like it was printed in someone's basement.

348. PGA Tour Golf II

I fail to care.

349. Phalanx

Look at box art. Laugh. Go play another game.

350. Pilotwings 64

I have a poster for this game up in my room.

351. Pinball

For teh e-reader.

352. Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure

For the Genesis. Its a solid patformer. Yay.

353. PixelJunk Eden

If there were no timer, this would be one awesome game. Wasted opportunity really.

354. Plaque Attack

Yet another great Atari 2600 title.

355. Pokémon Gold/Silver

The pinnacle of Pokemon games.

356. Pokémon Red/Blue

Back when the Pokemon games were still good.

357. Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire

The only game I know of that gives you TOO MUCH to do. Some of these things just aren't fun. Still I have spent an absurd amount of time playing it.

358. Police Quest: SWAT 2

I don't actually know anything about Police Quest.

359. Pong: The Next Level

This is a really terrible idea.

360. Popeye

Not Donkey Kong. If you know what I am talking about, kudos.

361. Populous: The Beginning

for teh PSX. This game has not survived well.

362. Portal


363. Postal

I really must play this game. I have great curiosity.

364. Prince of Persia

On the SNES. 2 hour time limit my ass, this game is really hard.

365. Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

Sands of Time was really freat. The rest of them...meh.

366. Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Why did they do this to Sands of Time?

367. Privateer 2: The Darkening

Neat idea, not great execution.

368. Pro Pinball: Fantastic Journey

who plays "pro" pinball? are there people who really make a living playing pinball? Probably not many.

369. Project Gotham Racing 2

A non-burnout racing game that I really like, proving that I am not totally against the genre. Yay!

370. Psychic World

Just to be clear, Psychic world is NOT our world. It is a different world where psychic powers exist. Got me? good.

371. Quake

PC AND Mac versions...and htats a PowerPC mac, making it an extra useless disc.

372. Quake II

That is certainly some more Quake.

373. Quake II Mission Pack: Ground Zero

Music by NIN. Its more Quake.

374. has a funny subtitle. Its also funny that they actually expected to make more than one of these.

375. Quake III: Arena

Even more Quake.

376. Quake III: Team Arena

Something about the nameing for these seems very uncreative...except for Extremities.

377. Quattro Sports

It has a sqitch on the back. Why?

378. Rayman

On the PC of all things.

379. Rayman 2: The Great Escape

On teh DS. This game is awesome on consoles, not so much on the DS.

380. Rayman Rush

How can we make Sonic R LESS appealing? Use a less interesting franchise!

381. Re-Mission

I own two copies of thsi game, and they are both used. Screw you cancer kids!

382. RealSports Baseball

This title makes me feel asleep.

383. RealSports Football

Why do I own all these retro sports games anyway?

384. Republic: The Revolution

Not the most useful title in the world. I do believe thaqt this is the only game that I own which is still in the plastic.

385. Reservoir Dogs

On the PC. THis game is ok, but REALLY rough around the edges. And I haven't seen the movie yet. Doubtless I would hate this game if I had.

386. Resident Evil 4

I once spent time in which I should have been doing homework making a Pen and Paper RPG based on this game. It was based very heavily on time. It was a neat concept, but the execution left osmething to be desired.

387. Resistance: Fall of Man

Played in one night with my buddy and a huge bottle of cheap wine. Good fun, but brutally difficult (we are talking 30-45 minutes between checkpoints, in MASSIVE chaotic battles).

388. Resistance: Retribution

Following the fine Resistance tradition of being just slightly better than it is frustrating.

389. Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Apparently the best thing about this game was the multiplayer. What I played of the single-player was pretty meh.

390. Return to Zork

Hah! Zork! On a CD :)

391. Richard Scarry's Huckle and Lowly's Busiest Day Ever

Ah childhood.

392. Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends

I like RTSs (ss,ss,ssss,sss...sss) but I have not yet gotten to pulling this out of the box. I will at some point, but I don't expect that I will play it for very long.

393. Rise to Honor

A lost gem, I really enjoyed this game. It had some annoying points, but the combat system was really interesting, the animations were superb and the atmosphere was bang on.

394. River City Ransom

The thinking mans beat-'em-up.

395. Robot Killer

I wish I could tell you more about this...but I can't. I assume you kill something vaguely resembeling a robot.

396. Rock Band 2

I hate the box to this game, but its so awesome that I don't care. I have a ton of DLC as well, I have no idea how much monetarily.

397. Rock Band Unplugged

This is going to take some getting used to. I do love my standard Rock Band experience.

398. Rock Revolution

When I bought this at the local EB games (along with RB2 and Lego RB)the guy at the counter said "You do know what this is right?" to which I smiled broadly and said "Do I look like I know what this is?" Laughs were had by all and I 1up'd the british women next to him who was offended that I wasn't interested in Beatles Rock Band. "Ahem, my favourite band is Joy Division."

399. Rocky

I played this for half an hour and I'm still not clear on how it works.

400. Rogue Trooper

All I know about this is that it has a blue guy on it.

401. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

I used to make fun of my friend by saying that I was playing Fallout 3. Really, this game is excellent. But it isn't much like Fallout 3.

402. Sam & Max Episode 1: Culture Shock

These games are awesome.

403. Sam & Max Episode 2: Situation: Comedy

I can't believe that I have to add all 6 of these...

404. Sam & Max Episode 3: The Mole, the Mob, and the Meatball

Whack da rat!

405. Sam & Max Episode 4: Abe Lincoln Must Die!

My favourite Sam and Max episode.

406. Sam & Max Episode 5: Reality 2.0

"ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

407. Sam & Max Episode 6: Bright Side of the Moon

HOw does their car get to the moon? Very well thankyou.

408. Sam & Max Hit the Road

IT's still funny, but it falls into the old adventure game trap of not making any sense at all.

409. Samurai Shodown II

On the Neo-Geo Pocket Colour (What a terrible name :)

410. Sanitarium

Sani---arium To paraphrase South Park.

411. Sargon III

I don't know what "Sargon" is, or what it has to do with Chess, but I must name something after it.

412. Sea Battle

I love these descriptive titles on retro games.

413. Second Sight

is kind of shite.

414. Sega Dreamcast Web Browser

Well, at least they were trying.


What compelled them to put these two games together.

416. Shinobi

On the Sega Master System

417. Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

Its civilisation...IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!! Except its not in space, its on a different planet than earth. Space means no planet at all.

418. Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution

I have the DS version, which has killed a few flights nicely.

419. Silent Hill: Play Novel

The only import that I own...and its a fething text adventure that I can't play...

420. SimAnt: The Electronic Ant Colony

This game has no right to be as good as it is.

421. SimCity

...Yup...thats some Simcity there...

422. SimCity 3000

It may have a big number after it, but its still just Sim City.


Its a bunch of Sims. Yay.

424. The Sims 2: University

Christ, I don't even own Sims 2. Where do I get all this stuff? (answer: value village)

425. The Sims: Hot Date

how can you build a whole expansions pack out of such a small part of life? Maybe I just have a warped perspective.

426. The Sims: House Party

More stuff.

427. The Sims: Makin' Magic

Its more sims. yaaaaaaay.

428. The Sims: Superstar

I have nothing to say about Sims expansions.

429. The Sims: Unleashed

Hate. Puns. So much.

430. The Sims: Vacation

I am taking a looooooooong vacation from The Sims.

431. SiN

You shoot stuff YAY!!!!!!!!

432. SiN Episodes: Emergence

Not worth the 5 bucks and 4 hours of my life that I spent on it.

433. Skeleton Krew

I'm scared to put this game in my Genesis because the only thing that I know about it is that it likes skeletons and it can't spell.

434. Slot Racers

My slot is WAAAAAY faster than your slot.

435. Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

Really excellent game. Shame they forgot the u in honour.

436. Sneak King

My receipt for this game says "haha, you bought Sneak King!!" Misspelt in several places of course.

437. SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs

I hope that there is still somebody playing this when I get my hands on a USB mic.

438. SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs - Combined Assault

Yup. Shootin stuff. Tacticly. Over the interweb. W00t.

439. Solar Jetman: Hunt for the Golden Warpship

I have heard that this game is good. I should probably try it some time.

440. Sonic & Knuckles

Crazy plug-in cartridge FTW.

441. Sonic 3D Blast

Early proof that Sonic should not be put into 3D, not even FAKE 3D (Isometric is technicly 3D but not in the modern spirit).

442. Sonic Adventure

People talk about this game fondly, but it really isn't very good. I really don't know how sonic could work, though Sega certainly didn't even do it as well as possible. Why did they add all of this other crap?

443. Sonic CD

The PC version, which is kind of cheating.

444. Sonic Gems Collection

Why couldn't they just put all fo the soniucs on one disc? And a bunch of gamegear games? Heez.

445. Sonic Riders

This game sucks hard.

446. Sonic the Hedgehog

Ah, good Sonic Game. Makes me happy.

447. Sonic the Hedgehog 2

My favourite Sonic game, I never get tired of firing it up. ITs in my Genesis right now :)

448. Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

Actually a really neat game that is more dependant on puzzles than typical Sonic action.

449. Sonic the Hedgehog: Spinball

Has anybody evey gotten past the first table? I sure haven't.

450. Soul Calibur II

Button Mash FTW. GCN version (the only one that matters).

451. South Park

gaaaaah...bad idea for game. Shame, I love South Park.

452. South Park Rally

Not a good game.

453. Space Ace

I do wonder how they put a laserdisc game on an SNES cart. I should probably play it and find out.

454. Space Armada

From hell.

455. Space Attack

The cover is a direct rip off of star wars. I'm serious, you have to see this. It is both embarrasing and hilarious.

456. Space Attack

Yet another space fighter for teh A2600

457. Space Battle

Its a battle... FROM SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!! (Are you tired of these jokes yet? Too bad!)

458. Space Harrier II

I'm still not clear about what is supposed to be going on in these games. Guy is flying...aliens are dying...I don't know.

459. Space Hawk

A hawk that doesn't need oxygen apparently.

460. Space Spartans

I would point out that Spartans were just people. Some of them were big burly killy men, but most of them were farmers and such.

461. Space Vulture

It isn't as bad as Space Attack, but the cover still rips of Star Wars. I think I detect some Star Trek too.

462. Spider Fighter

AKA, foot simulator.

463. Spider-Man 2

On the GCN. Its ok.

464. Spider-Man: The Animated Series

I wish people would name their games better. this one was hard to find in Giantbomb.

465. Spooks

Hey! There is supposed to be an exclamation point in the title! Bad Giantbomb!

466. Spy Hunter

Awesome theme music. Pretty good game.

467. SSX 3

Snowboarding games tend to be better than most other sports games. Let me rephrase that. Extreme sports games are better than sports games.

468. Star Fox

Still fun. Still challenging. Still has a terrible framerate.

469. Star Fox 64

I love this game so much. Proof that a half-hour campaign can work.

470. Star Raiders

hah! Faux-3D on the Atari. How quaint :)

471. Star Strike

So...many...atari games...with star in the title...

472. Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

Entertaining, and interesting, but unpleasently hard.

473. Star Wars: Battlefront II

much better than the PSP version I'm Sure.

474. Star Wars: Dark Forces

Doom clone Star Wars = win.

475. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - The Sith Lords

KOTOR I do not understand.

476. Star Wars: Monopoly

I used to really like Monopoly, but nobody would play with me. So I got this. It worked, and thats all I can really say for it.

477. Star Wars: Rebel Assault

Pretty, vacuous, dated and somehow great fun. Star Wars. Period.

478. Star Wars: Rebel Assault II - The Hidden Empire

I can't believe how much I enjoy this simple game.

479. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

Rogue leader on the gamecube is better, but that does not change how awesome this game is. I must get another copy of Rogue Leader...

480. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

S'all right. Stupid New Star Wars movies.

481. Star Wars: The Old Republic

You would think that a Star Wars RPG would rule, but I just can't get into it. Really, I'm not interested in the back fiction. Its Han or nothing.

482. Star Wars: TIE Fighter

The only game that makes being a minion fun.

483. Star Wars: X-Wing

A classic in every sense of the word: most importantly the sense that my computer won't run it.

484. Star Wars: X-Wing Alliance

Expansion? I'll admit, I don't know what this is.

485. Star Wars: Yoda Stories

Why does sh** like this exist? Because people will do horrible things for money.

486. StarCraft

Its starcraft. Its fun in multiplayer. Done.

487. StarCraft: Brood War

Not the oldest game that I play with friends on a regular basis. That would be Micro Machines on teh Genesis (or Mega Drive to the rest of the world).

488. StarLancer

I don't know, Freelancer was cool. This could be fun.

489. Starmaster

Yet another retro space fighting game. Why are there so many of these?

490. Starsiege: Tribes

Shootin stuff...

491. Still Life

Not supposed to be very good. You solve a puzzle that involves baking.

492. Street Fighter II': Champion Edition

SPECIAL champion eidtion. By which I mean the Genesis version. By which I mean not the superior SNES version.

493. Sub Hunt

HAnd me my shotgun and some beer Mary, I'm going sub hunting.

494. Suikoden V

ITs british, which is sort of useless. But I don't like JRPGs as a rule anyway.

495. Summer Games II

Or, "Still Summer Games". Mooooooooooaaaaaaan.

496. Super Bomberman

A classic, though I can't say that the bomberman formula has held up all that well.

497. Major League Baseball

Baseball (yay)

498. Super Dodge Ball Advance

This game was damn fun, but it was pretty easy to break. I seem to remember learning to play perfect games pretty fast.

499. Super Mario 64

My favourite game of all time. The sense of freedom is incredible, and it makes much better use off all 3 dimensions than any other game I can think of (except portal). Its a brilliant game that can still be enjoyed today, thanks to some unparalleled level design.

500. Super Mario All-Stars

Its a good compilation of great games, what more could you want?

501. Super Mario Bros.

The one the only.

502. Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt

The most plentiful cartridge ever.

503. Super Mario Bros. 2

So what if it isn't really SMB2, its still an excellent game!

504. Super Mario Bros. 3

Its good, But Iv'e never gotten this. Super Mario World is so much better. I guess you had to be there.

505. Super Mario Galaxy

ITs good, but its no SM64.

506. Super Mario Kart

Personally I prefer MArio Kart 64.

507. Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

I hate it when game titles have 2 numbers together... EH FINAL FANTASY X-2?

508. Super Mario World

Fantastic game. you can really see how it evolved from SMB3 and into SM64.

509. Super Monkey Ball

So much fun at parties.

510. Super Monkey Ball 2

The magical spell is ei ei poo!

511. Super Smash Bros.

Markedly different from the sequels, and still damn fine.

512. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

A fine update, though the single player was kind of retarded.

513. Super Smash Bros. Melee

I must have spent a good 400 hours AT LEAST playing this game.

514. SwordQuest: EarthWorld

earthworld...there are several thigns that I dislike about that title.

515. Syphon Filter 2

All I know about this game is that you shoot stuff.

516. System Shock

I really wish that I could run this.

517. Tails and the Music Maker

There are only 5 pages here. Why do they use the same picture of tails photoshopped into each one of them?

518. Taito Legends

Bought for 99 cents.

519. Team Fortress 2

Will definetly try this now that I have people to play with (not being in the Middle East anymore).

520. Team Fortress Classic

I don't get it.

521. Tecmo's Deception

This game is actually really neat. I will probably spend some time with it one day. It IS a mite complex...

522. Tekken 3

Meh. Fighting game.

523. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Sega Genesis version. This game is kind of fun, but equally retarded. I bet it was better with a light gun.

524. Test Drive: Off-Road

I'm guessing it involves cars somehow. PC version.

525. Tetris

On the NES and the GB. The classic versions.

526. Tetris & Dr. Mario

One addictive combination.

527. Tetris Worlds

Why is this bundeled with Star Wars: The Clone Wars?

528. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06

Why the hell do I own this?

529. Time Lord

I tried to figure out a Dr. Who joke, but its not worth it.

530. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon


531. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2

This game is very hard. *cries*

532. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield

Yup...military guys shoot stuff...woopie...

533. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear

That looks like a gun, not a spear. Seriously.

534. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell

There really is no reason to go back to this one.

535. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Defenitely the peak of the series.

536. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent

Its a neat idea that makes sense, but I can't shake the feeling that it isn't what it could be.

537. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

There is something that I dislike about that title. Its a damn fine game though, I played the hell out of it.

538. Tonic Trouble

Its ok, but Rayman 2 is better. Super Ed!!!

539. Tony Hawk's Underground

Haven't touched it

540. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

BAck when this series wasn't epic bumpkus.

541. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

This gmae has no buissness being as fun as it is.

542. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4

The pinnacle of skateboarding games. Or atleast skateboaridng games that I have played.

543. Tony Hawk's Underground 2

Too. Many. Tony. Hawk. Games.

544. Toys

Acceptabel movie, acceptable game.

545. Track & Field II

Just an excuse to bring back characters from Track and Field 1.

546. Trash Panic

Who says that puzzle games can't have political messages?

547. Tron 2.0

A neat little shooter. I quite enjoyed it.

548. Tron: Deadly Discs

Hehe, Tron games make me laugh.

549. Turning Point: Fall of Liberty

The guy at the store said he actually liked this game, which I would take to mean he had bad taste if we hadn't had several converstations in the past. So now I look forward to giving it a shot.

550. Turok 2: Seeds of Evil

A VERY strong game, but Shooters have evolved alot since this game was released. THe N64 controller doesn't help any.

551. Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

N64 shooter = bad idea, yet this game works.

552. Twisted Metal: Black

Nope, I really don't care ofor this game. I guess you had to be there.

553. U.S. Ski Team Skiing

you lost me at U.S.

554. Ultimate Fighting Championship

Owned on the Dreamcast. Its actually a pretty good game.

555. Ultimate Spider-Man

Its supposed to be good...

556. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

U2 is better, but this is a pretty fun game nonetheless.

557. Unreal Tournament

Still a good game, but I prefer the more methodical and tactical shooter thatr is popular today.

558. Unreal Tournament 3

More shooting stuff. I don't even know why I bought this.

559. Urban Champion

On the ereader. Its enjoyably for a few minutes. The humor has outlasted the gameplay.

560. Utopia

Whenever I hear the word utopia, I think of the word dystopia and of Star Wars. I have no idea why I think of Star Wars, but there you are.

561. Valkyria Chronicles

Really great game. The story makes a neat switch from an allegory about europe to one about Japan. Play the game and think about it. You'll know what I mean.

562. Vanguard

I know that I shoiuld be aware of what this game is about. But I'm not.

563. Video Chess

Deep Blue the A2600 is not.

564. Vigilante 8

On the N64.

565. Virtua Tennis

I know its a classic, but I still don't like sports games. Sorry Sega.

566. Wallace & Gromit in Project Zoo

Generic platformer, fantastic licence.

567. War of the Monsters

This game is not easy. You have been warned. Its one of those cult classics though.


Back when you could re-release a game when you added multiplayer. Which you can't do now. Eh Resident Evil 5?

569. Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade

I play Warhammer, but the DOW series has never been that interesting to me. The joy of modeling is a really important aspect to me. I play Orks BTW.

570. Wario Blast

For some reason this comination of characters does not seem insane to me.

571. Warlords

AKA jerks.

572. Warzone 2100

I don't care if it is a cult classic, I hate playing RTS games on consoles.

573. Wave Race: Blue Storm

I played it in a store once, remember it being pretty good. I'll fire it up some time.

574. Wheel of Fortune

Surprisingly enjoyable.


Might be good *shrugs*

576. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Second Edition

Why. Do. I. Own. These. Games!?

577. Wii Sports

Trying to beat SMB/Duck Hunt for most common piece of software on any console.

578. Willow

I remember reading in Nintendo Power that one of their writers loved this game. I guess you had to be there (you can say that about alot of games).

579. Wipeout 3

My favourite thing about this game is the cover, which was destroyed by water. Great. Its still a well made game, but getting competent at it would require more effort than I care ot put in.

580. Wolfenstein 3D

Why did I just pay for Wolfenstein?

581. Worms 2

Ont he PC. Have not yet fired it up.

582. WWF Wrestlemania 2000

I admit it. I like N64 wrestling games. Partially because of the stupidity, but the gameplay isn't bad either.

583. X Squad

From: the back of the box: "next generation graphics" But the screenshots look like a PSX game.

584. X-COM: Apocalypse

I'm not 100% sure that this is a legit copy of the game, and it makes my computer crash. Which is a shame because I really want to play one of the X-Com games.

585. Xbox Music Mixer

Why do you need an xbox live account to transfer songs to your Xbox? Luckily mine is moded, so I can use any of the available homebrew tools to do it.

586. XIII

I loved this game as a kid, but the fact is that Shooter design moves ofrward quickly. The gmae now feels plodding without being tactical. I would really like a sequel though, because that was one hell of a cliffhanger.

587. Yars' Revenge

This is one complicated game. For the time that is.

588. A Year at Pooh Corner

I loved this as a kid.

589. You Don't Know Jack

Great fun, I wish they would port these to the consoles. Preferably all on one disc. With a bunch of new questions. For free. In space.

590. You Don't Know Jack: Volume 2

This one actually runs on my PC. Which makes me happy.

591. You Don't Know Jack: Volume 3

I love these games. Shame they dislike new hardware.

592. Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

Really neat game. Good use of the motion controls. Defenitely nothing else like it.

593. Zombie Revenge

A stupid game, but not without entertainment value.

594. Zone of the Enders

I have two boxes for this game, but I only have one a single disc (its a 2-disc game). Aggrivating to be sure.

595. ÜberSoldier

Seems to me that most games seem to contain some kind of ubersoldier.

596. Ōkami

This game is pants. Gameplay and visual style = win!

597. Shadow of the Colossus

Ha, my 600th game. A good one to be a milestone I think.

598. Frequency

I never thought that I would see this at EBgames. Score :)

599. Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

Really good multiplayer. Decent single player.

600. 50 Cent: Bulletproof

I'm so glad that I own this.

601. Azurik: Rise of Perathia

Avatar? Yes.

602. Unreal

Ha. The box thinks that this game looks good. It requires 16 MB of RAM. Laugh with me.

603. Super Glove Ball

Its a fething power glove game. I laugh now.

604. Airwolf

I actually read a really interesting article in Retreo Gamer about Airwolf and other games based on TV series.

605. Top Gun: The Second Mission

I haven't seen Top Gun. So sue me.

606. Wheel of Fortune: Junior Edition

How many fething Wheel of Fortune games are there?

607. Deadly Premonition

Why didn't they release it on the PS3 in North America? Seriously annoying...

608. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Special ish-dishion for 10 bucks. Score!

609. Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection

For the record, this still doesn't replace me Genesis/Mega Drive...but it's kind of nice to play Sonic 2 without having to mess with all those switch boxes.

610. Tomb Raider

For the Saturn. Oh tomb Raider, you're so dated.

611. Virtua Fighter 2

Its funny how having less polygons makes them look MORE polygonal.

612. Silent Scope

Not really the perfect experience on the dreamcast, but its something.

613. You're In the Movies

PAL version. Came with the camera that I bought for 8 pounds.

614. Advance Wars: Dual Strike

This game is really awesome. I played the hell out of my brothers version, but he lost it. found this for 6 pounds while in Scotland, had to pick it up.

615. Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising

ITs hard to get used to not having a touch screen.

616. WipEout Pure

3 dollars. score!

617. Xbox Live Arcade Unplugged Volume 1

3 dollars for Geometry Wars. I love used games.

618. Prototype

Its OK.

619. Saints Row

For seven bucks I figured it was worth a shot.

620. In Cold Blood

I have no idea what this is. Looks alot like Fear Effect.

621. Halo 2

Collectors Edition

622. Scooby-Doo! Unmasked

Who thought that THIS was a good idea?

623. Bionic Commando

Not what it could have been, but still kinda neat.

624. Call of Duty 3

Gah. Treyarch.

625. J.R.R. Tolkien's War in Middle Earth

these screenshots make me laugh.

626. Battlefield 1942: Secret Weapons of WWII

An expansion for a gameI don't own. Hoorah.

627. Dungeon Siege: Legends of Aranna

I suppose that I have to play dungeon siege now huh?

628. Alien Trilogy

maybe I can get this alien game to work on my damn computer? Unlikely with Windows 7 on the way.

629. Gran Turismo 2

I've never actually cared for this style of racing game. Very pretty though.

630. Torrente

This is supposed to be one of the worst games ever. Hoorah!

631. COPS 2170: The Power of Law

Who chooses these names?

632. Daxter

I never really cared that much about Jak and Daxter, but I'm open.

633. Jet Moto 2

I like anti-gravity, but I dislike motorbikes. What to do...

634. Return of the Incredible Machine: Contraptions

I am afraid that this might be educational. Well, I'll have to find out shall I?

635. Jazz Jackrabbit: Holiday Hare 1994

Where do we get this stuff? and how did we go from this to Gears of War?

636. Cabela's Dangerous Hunts

That is the BIGGEST fucking bear ever. I'm afraid of it. And of this game.

637. Sid Meier's Civilization II

Gold edition as it happens.

638. Brütal Legend

Best. Menu. Ever.

639. Rock Revolution

Made my a local company. IT WAS 5 BUCKS OK?!

640. Godzilla: Save the Earth

Why is Godzilla saving the earth? laaaaame.

641. Unreal Tournament 2003

It has two price tags on it one says 4.99. The other says 74.99. I love Value Village.

642. Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation

Tomb Raider is kinda really stupid.

643. Chessmaster 5000

Kind of pointless considering I own the new one already, but hey its all cool. The guy on the box looks like an uncle creepy.

644. SimCity 2000

Space ship city!! (wooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooo!)

645. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear Mission Pack - Urban Operations

This strikes me as very silly.

646. Lemmings Revolution

Lemmings are so ridiculous. I love them.

647. Medal of Honor: Allied Assault - Spearhead

Is it just me or is medal of hono(u)r just low rent Call of Duty?

648. Outwars

this game is not trying very hard to be special is it?

649. Might and Magic IX

The screenshots on the back look quite dreadful.

650. Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft got guns go girl.

651. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness

Why do all Lara Croft games look like the same game?

652. Lego Chess

I suppose play testing the game play can;t have been an issue. I mean, you just make chess with weird models. Piece of Piss.

653. Axis & Allies

sort of curious about this one. But in the end I don't see why you would want to have the chance to change how WWII ended. I mean, short of preventing the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings and maybe lowering the casualties I just don't see much that you could conceivably improve.

654. Xbox LIVE Arcade Compilation Disc

Most of these games are stupid.

655. Realms of Arkania Vol. 2: Star Trail

Came with Duke Nukem...

656. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

10 dollars ok?... 10 DOLLARS!!!!!!

657. Star Reach

This looks alot like not star control 2.

658. Cocoto Fishing Master

What IS this?

659. Crash Nitro Kart

Why do I suspect that this game is not good?

660. Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal

Interesting concept I suppose, but I doubt many teams could pull it off elegantly.

661. The Journeyman Project: Turbo!


662. The Journeyman Project 2: Buried in Time

I really don't know anything about this.

663. The Journeyman Project 3: Legacy of Time

Curious box art.

664. Hybrid Heaven
665. Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt / World Class Track Meet

The trifecta to be sure!

666. Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Shame about the sequel.

667. The Fifth Element

Why did they feel the need to make a game out of this?

668. Missing: Since January

I love the box for this game.

669. True Crime: Streets of LA

The less terrible one.

670. Limbo

Launch day purchase! excellent looking game.

671. Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble

with a GCN and Wavebird for 10 bucks (I gave away the Gamecube though...)

672. UNDERCOVER: Operation Wintersun

"Mouse Driven 3D real-time characters makes it simple to navigate."

673. Homeworld 2

This game is HAAAAAAARD.

674. Ground Control II: Operation Exodus

The screen shot that Giant Bomb shows makes me WAAAAAAY more interestedin this game. Very big explosion.

675. Homeworld: Cataclysm
676. World of Goo

They look an awful lot like molasses.

677. Fuzion Frenzy

Why a Zed? Why!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

678. Magic: The Gathering - Battlegrounds

I wanted this game a long time ago, but no its sitting here in front of me and I am indifferent. Oh how I suffer the march of time.

679. Serious Sam: The Second Encounter

That dude on the box looks wrong. Just wrong.

680. Blinx the Time Sweeper

This is not a great game... but it was a dollar.

681. Malice

Oh word play, one must be so careful with you...

682. Supreme Commander

You can tell that this was originally a PC game, because the instruction manual is HUGE.

683. The Beatles: Rock Band

One day I am going to get my hands on the Gretsch. That is a neat Rock Band instrument.

684. Austin Powers: Operation Trivia

This should not exist.

685. Champions: Return to Arms

Terrible name.

686. Killer Instinct

For the gameboy. THE GAMEBOY I TELL YOU!

687. Frostbite

That cover is extremely gay.

688. Megamania

I hate Space Invaders, hence...

689. Fox Hunt

Wy did people think that these things were a good idea?

690. SAS: Secure Tomorrow

We are entering our game in a genericness competition. We shall win.

691. Mass Effect 2

I loved this game so much that I bought it NEW (which cost like 2 whole dollars more than buying it used).

692. Killzone 2

Well, I can't play the online because my PS3 still has linux support. WOO HOO!!!!!

693. StarTropics

Does this not look a bit like Earthbound?

694. Zaxxon

Colecovision version.

695. Turbo

Not the most creative name ever.

696. Jurassic Park

I can only assume based on the pedigree that this is a very high quality piece of software. Really.

697. Halo 3

Its in french though. Long story.

698. Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

My dad has an interesting sense of humor... I wanted Alan Wake.

699. Batman: Arkham Asylum

Why is this game so much cheaper on the PC?

700. Out of This World

this game sure does come up alot...

701. The Sims 2

Xbox version, obviously the one to get.

702. Space Invaders Infinity Gene

I'm not actually sure why I got this, but damn does it look interesting.

703. The Secret of Monkey Island

I bought the XBLA one, because the PC version won't really run anymore...


I really just bought this for the song. And to support indie devs (not that these guys needed it I suppose...)

705. Myst IV: Revelation

I wish that there were no Myst sequels.

706. Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi

I am quite glad that I own this, because it should not exist.

707. Plants vs. Zombies

On disc, muahahahaha!!!!!

708. Peggle

On disc with PvZ.

709. Zuma

Could this game look any less interesting? yes, but not much.

710. Disney's Tarzan

Why do I continue to buy these things?

711. Ducati World Racing Challenge

Sooooooooo not interesting to me.

712. Disney/Pixar's Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

I seem to recall that this game isn't so bad.

713. Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams

Bought on the advice of Yahtzee...and because I'm working on a horror game...

714. Medal of Honor: European Assault

I've never played one of these that I liked.

715. Medal of Honor: Rising Sun

Stupid series.

716. Medal of Honor: Frontline

"seize the beaches of Normandy."Woopdie-freaking-doo!!!

717. Just Cause

I hear that this game is not great.

718. Call of Duty 2

Made by Infinity Ward, may they rest in peace.

719. Doom II: Hell on Earth

I find this game to be very similar to the original game.

720. Costume Quest

If I had kids, I would make them play this game every year.

721. Battlefield 1942

I do not enjoy being sniped.

722. Soldier of Fortune

If ever a game earned its M rating...

723. Battlefield 1942: The Road to Rome

Part of the complete pack...which is something like 10 discs. I am glad for the invention of the DVD.

724. Star Trek Pinball

Why do these things exist?

725. Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

N64 version. Not a great game.

726. Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

I was never that into Banjo Kazooie, so I'm glad to see Rare mixing things up. Actually, I was never that into Rare either...

727. John Woo presents Stranglehold

I actually quite liked Hard Boiled, and Rise to Honor, and Max Payne. So logically this is the best game ever right?

728. Big Bumpin'

Laugh it up why don't you. I have the complete set, so...nyah!...

729. Pocketbike Racer

What does that lady have to do with anything? What is a pocketbike?

730. Mirror's Edge

Potential for greatness, shouldn't have had combat. How come only the Amnesia guys understand that?

731. Space Bunnies Must Die!

Clearly this is the best game ever. No debate. It's so mature and original.

732. The Sims

Hm, this got left out of my collection somehow...well, that's fixed now.

733. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai

I can't believe that paid money for this...

734. Carrier Aces

That is not an exciting title.

735. Walt Disney's The Jungle Book

I seem to recall that this game was actually pretty good.

736. TurnAndBurn: No-Fly Zone

One word...

737. Rocket: Robot on Wheels

I hear that this is a classic, but I can't say that it appeals to me.

738. Contra

That box art disturbs me somewhat.

739. Super C

I'm still not quite clear why its called Super C and not Super Contra...except that would be a Super Nintendo game...but then why call it Super...argh.

740. Castlevania

Its weird to see a Castlevania game without a subtitle in the format "*** of ***"

741. Dragon Age: Origins

Its not even remotely as good as Mass Effect 2, but it does come close to Mass Effect 1. I prefer sci-fi to fantasy though, and I don't see many of the technical issues that I have being worked out in the sequel.

742. Pokémon Colosseum

This game sucks for some very interesting reasons. But it still sucks.

743. Gears of War 2

Dude chucked in the Limited Edition disc! Unfortunately there is nothing good on said disc.

744. Adventure

Christmas present from mom. Thanks mom :)

745. Demons to Diamonds

How does one get from demons to diamonds?

746. Xevious

7800 version.

747. Alpha Protocol

My 750th game! Looking forward to this one.

748. Top Gun: Fire at Will

Hah. Spectrum Holobyte. What a great name. Its so very retro. I want to name my band Spectrum Holobyte.

749. Mojo!

The back of this box looks like it could be written for any puzzle game.

750. Star Trek: Armada

I feel that Star Trek is too slow-paced to make a good action game (so why do they keep trying?), but strategy makes some sense.

751. Alan Wake

Why is this damned game still so expensive in Canada, when its like 20 bucks in the states?

752. Tenchu: Fatal Shadows

Based on the size of the GB page, I'm going to say that this is after Tenchu started to suck.

753. Iggy's Reckin' Balls

there is a W in wreckin' Iggy...

754. South Park: Chef's Luv Shack

South Park = great. South Park Games = crap.

755. Lands of Lore: Guardians of Destiny

Wow, that might be the most generic/worst title ever. Its Westwood though, so it might be good.

756. Cryostasis: The Sleep of Reason

This game scares both me and my graphics card.

757. Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus

I played the third game first, so I don't know if there is much point in going back. That was a great game though.

758. The Getaway

I didn't know that the London underground was so...DIRTY...

759. BioShock

PC, download only. Will buy for 360 on disc later.

760. Age of Empires III

Bought in that absurd GfW live sale.

761. Age of Empires III: The WarChiefs

Part of AoE complete.

762. Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties

Also part of AoE Complete.

763. Project Gotham Racing 4

RIP Bizarre Creations.

764. Amped: Freestyle Snowboarding

Kind of suffers from a lack of being Amped 3.

765. Battlefield: Bad Company

fie dolla. yup.

766. Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights

Why the fuck does this game even freaking exist? Why does Juiced one exist?

767. Audiosurf

or Vib-Ribbon 2.

768. 'Splosion Man

2 bucks? Hell yeah!

769. Greed Corp

Social commentary in games = win...especially for 2 bucks.

770. Poker Night at the Inventory

Must...stop...buying...downloadable games...

771. Supreme Commander 2

Oh god! steam sales!

772. Left 4 Dead 2

Evil, evil steam sales...

773. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

I didn't really GET this game until I played MW2. Then I decided that it was awesome. I'm not a fan of the constantly re-spawning enemies though, it feels very silly.

774. Just Cause 2

Thanks to MB for cutting me in on a collective gift pack buy. God damn you Black Friday Steam sales...

775. Metro 2033


776. Trine

A gift from ClassyLime, which leads me to suspect that GB is a community of enablers.

777. Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West

Steam sales, steam sales...

778. Super Meat Boy

Given to me for christmas on steam by my brother. From this I have deduced that my brother hates me.

779. Thexder

Famicom Version.

780. Viva Piñata

I didn't really like this game, but hey; it was a dollar.

781. Blacklight: Tango Down

I've never heard of this game, but 99 cents.

782. Crysis

I have a lot of respect for this game, because they extended hyper realism to aliens.

783. Painkiller

I don't like this game as much as other people, but "people can fly" mode is a brilliant idea.

784. Chime

a buck... A BUCK!!!!!! Evil steam sales.

785. Who Framed Roger Rabbit

what the hell does "Enteractive Video games" mean?

786. Batman: The Video Game

The only Batman video game. Ever.

787. Flashback: The Quest for Identity

Looking at the release list, I'm guessing that the Genesisi version is not the one to own. Oh well.

788. Monopoly

I think the GB entry for this really needs to be split out, as I'm pretty sure the 360 version is not the same as the Genesis version.

789. Mario Golf

I used to be way into the GBC version of this game.

790. Shinobi

GG version. Shinobi has actually aged reasonably well.

791. X-Men

Game Gear Version

792. Magic the Gathering: Duels of the Planeswalkers

I can't believe I bought this. I am a terrible person.

793. Mickey's Blast Into the Past

Oh god, I own Pico games. I am insane.

794. Ecco Jr. and The Great Ocean Treasure Hunt!


795. Shatter

Steam continues to be evil

796. Under a Killing Moon

After more than a decade, finally a member of my family is going to play this game.

797. Fantasy Zone: The Maze

This isn't like Pac-Man at all. Not at all. IT'S NOT!

798. Captain Silver

This game looks so DUMB.

799. Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls

I didn't know that there were 5 DD games.

800. Urban Strike

Apparently its the sequel to Jungle Strike. The logo says so.

801. Crystalis

Why do I feel like this game should be made by Square?

802. Batman Forever

Or at least until the next one.

803. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

I didn't know there was a SMS version.

804. Halo: Reach

Its Halo.

805. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Must play AC2 first. Muuuust...

806. Dark Messiah of Might & Magic

Its an arpeegee!

807. Micro Machines V4

Micro Machines on the Genesis is straight up one of the best MP games ever. I'm not sure a PC game can compete though, because it doesn't have controllers...

808. Red Ocean

...Bioshock clone?...

809. Horrible Histories: Ruthless Romans

I'm kind of amazed that this is in the GB database.

810. Assassin's Creed II

the writing on the back of the box is kind of dumb.

811. BioShock 2

This box is disturbingly similar to the first...

812. Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars

I find Mastertronic's name humorous.

813. Broken Sword II: The Smoking Mirror

Smoke and Mirrors. A Mirror that is Smoking. A mirror for when you Smoke. A Mirror that has been Smoked.

814. Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon

This disc includes the bonus game Beneath a Steel sky. Which and stuff.

815. Gobliiins 4


816. Zeno Clash

I'm not clear on why this is spelled with a Zed and not an X. Anyway, First Person Melee combat? I mean the condemned guys Condemned pulled it off, but it was damned impressive that they did.

817. The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

I'll be honest. I got this because it costs 50 cents.

818. Garry's Mod

I feel odd paying for something that outright states its mod status.

819. X-COM: UFO Defense

I resisted the urge to get the whole pack while it was on sale. I've been wanting this stupid game for years. Will probably play on my netbook.

820. Burn Zombie Burn!

A dual-joystick shooter about zombies. That seems very flavour of the day-ish to me. Hey, its supposed to be good. I guess I won't mock it.

821. The Path

Yes! I've been looking forward to this one since it came out.

822. The Scourge Project


823. The Void

Not to be confused with Dark Void. NOT!

824. Zombie Driver

there doesn't seem to be much to say about this game. There are zombies, drive your car, yay.

825. Cogs

Steampunk puzzle game? I find the idea of defining a puzzle game by its aesthetic odd. Good writing sure, but aesthetic?

826. Darwinia

I'm only 5 years late to this party...

827. DEFCON: Everybody Dies

This game is quite difficult. You might say that the only way to win is not to play it. But its also pretty good...

828. Eufloria

AGH! Too pretty!

829. Plain Sight

= boring graphics?

830. Uplink: Hacker Elite

This game is incredibly badass, and I mean that as seriously as possible. It really feels like you are a move-style hacker. Awesome.

831. Twin Sector

I assume that this must be a sector full of twins?

832. Hammerfight

I now feel that I know everything about this game. Fight with hammers yay.

833. Hacker Evolution

I assume that this is based on the old C64 games which I never did figure out. Very cool.

834. System Protocol One

That is not a descriptive title.

835. Metroid

For the Famicom Disk System, clearly superior to that "other" version.

836. Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Its probably better than the movie anyway.

837. Amnesia: The Dark Descent

ARG. Steam sales = evil. I'm not going to need to buy any games for 6 months. Except for Red Dead.

838. Red Dead Redemption

Man, that dude looks like he is going to MESS SOMEONE UP.

839. Gran Turismo

It seems off to advertise "arcade mode"on the back of a Gran Turismo game.

840. Spider-Man

The pinnacle of Spiderman games. It feels great with a GCN controller.

841. Jak II

"You WILL finally know Jack."

842. Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

Jak's more absurd cousin.

843. The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

My interest in Dark Athena is zero, but Butcher Bay is really great.

844. R.B.I. Baseball 2

Really a classic piece of software *eyeroll*

845. Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

The contrast in tone between this box and the Jak 3 box is striking.

846. Burnout 2: Point of Impact

Burnout was always awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

847. Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

I...erm...military derp...airplanes...yay!

848. MTV Celebrity Deathmatch

Why is there a PSX version and an Xbox version? A question that people will be asking about Gun in 10 years.

849. Microsoft Train Simulator: German Railroads Volume Two: Fast Railcars on the Runway

That is straight up the worst title ever ever ever ever.

850. Medal of Honor

I'm just going to guess that this game has not aged well.

851. Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012

"WHAT'S more important... the NAME of the GAME?"-------This is their pullquote quote from EGM. I can only imagine that the person who wrote the back of the box was acknowledgeing the stupidity of the name "Rouge Trip: Vacation 2012"

852. Sun Age

The box says its an RTS. The guy next to me in the store thought that it was released at the same time as Starcraft. High quality stuff.

853. Europa Universalis III

My excuse is that it will help me with history class.

854. TimeSplitters: Future Perfect

I'm not big into these games myself. I didn't like Goldeneye either. The level design has never felt very tight.

855. Planescape: Torment

People go on about this game, but I get a pretty big "meh" vibe out of it. I guess you had to be there.

856. Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One

I actually bought this by accident.

857. Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode Two

Stupid stupid Steam...

858. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

My teacher is getting mad about laptops.This is funny. Long story.

859. Cosmic Osmo and the Worlds Beyond the Mackerel

The titular character of this game is kind of scares me away from ever playing it.

860. Riven: The Sequel to Myst

The blatant advertising in the title entertains me.

861. Myst V: End of Ages

More like the end of the franchise, AM I RIGHT!?!?!? yeah...shush...

862. Real MYST

The preferred way to play this classic game.

863. Spelunx


864. The Manhole

The only one. Ever.

865. Borderlands

Bought used purely for the Duke Nukem certificate.

866. Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Why the hell is there a PSP version of this game? Silent Hill is my go-to example of a game that doesn't work on a portable platform.

867. Street Fighter II: The World Warrior


868. Super Street Fighter II

Super UH!

869. Donkey Kong Country

I can't say I ever liked this franchise as much as many others. It just feels like really slow Sonic to me.

870. Yoshi's Cookie

For both NES and SNES. This is an excellent puzzle game.

871. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat

I really wish that people would expand on the ideas in this game. As it stands, its a fun game that feels like its missing something.

872. Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood

WAR IS BAD! Dude what? really? I had no idea...

873. Real World Golf

874. Twisted Metal III

I dunna care for this series, but I wish that I did. It seems like it should be awesome.

875. American McGee Presents: Bad Day L.A.

I like the manual.

876. Perfect Dark Zero

There is some stuff I like about this game, but FUCKING CHRIST IS IT LOUD. Serious pacing issues in the first level which is kind of making me not want to go near the rest. And man do those achievements suck. Oh first-gen games...

877. Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy

Do you want to play an action movie? This is about as good as you are going to get right now. I would love to see what Respawn Entertainment would do with it.

878. 720º

Aw, the little NES thinks it can pull of isometric graphics. How cute :)

879. Total Recall

Make him stop looking at me, please.

880. Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf

Yeah! Suck it desert!

881. Disney's TaleSpin

See its a joke because its a tale being spun but it forget about it.

882. Mortal Kombat: Deception

Chess Kombat dude. Chess Kombat.

883. Chaos Legion

Chaos Legion: An organized, high-precision military force consisting mostly or entirely of chaos.

884. Soul Calibur III

Seriously, a character in a fighting game. What an odd idea.

885. Gran Turismo 4

I was in a bar the other day and I saw some Nascar and completely unironically thought "Hey, is that Gran Turismo?" Nice box too.

886. Picross 3D

Purchased for my trip to GDC 2011. Thanks for the advice GB!

887. Pariah

One whole crazy dollar for this epic classic that will live on the memories of our children as a game that redefined out perceptions of completely generic First Person Shooters.

888. 007: Everything or Nothing

James Bond games really mess with my alphabetical filing system, because some of them are "007"and some are "James Bond."

889. The Dark Spire

The first game I can think of that I bought based on the box alone. It being made by Atlus helped.

890. Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

Conscript and bear... All you need to know.

891. MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head: Wiener Takes All

The classiest of the classy games.

892. Guitar Hero II

Ps2 version, not 360. Kind of sad.

893. X-Men: Legends

When I'm talking to Marvel people I prefer DC. And vice-versa.

894. Pinball Hall of Fame: The Gottlieb Collection

The spine just says Pinball Hall of Fame, so its probably really confusing if you got both collections.

895. Rayman Arena

The official point where Rayman started going downhill.

896. Fallout: New Vegas

A special edition, given to me by Jim Rivers of Obsidian because I told him how much I loved Alpha Protocol. Thanks duder!

897. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction

Won from Vito Raliffe in his game giveaway.

898. Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

God damned steam sales. I actually genuinely wanted this game, so its ok.

899. Far Cry 2

Ask me about the ending...they totally ruined a great idea.

900. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2

Could that box art be any more generic? Goddamn steam sales...

901. Enduro

The idea of a game about endurance racing sounds incredibly dull...and its on the 2600...

902. Shenmue II

There's a dude on the box who looks like Francis York Morgan. Xbox version, also includes some DVD.

903. God of War II

AKA, more God of War. These games really are all the same.

904. Red Dead Revolver

Horrible box, pretty good game.

905. Sudeki

I was going to put this back until I saw that MAXIM had given it 5 out of 5. If they put a Maxim review on the front cover, I knew it had to be worth getting.

906. Special Forces: Nemesis Strike

The shots on the back of the box actually look really nice.

907. Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X

S'allright. Well, at least it looks cool.

908. Wheelman

Bullshit PC port, do not buy.

909. Raskulls

The multiplayer in this game seems like the same type of fun as Micro Machines...and I fucking LIKE micromachines.

910. Manhunt

I remember the days when people were freaking out about this game. the days before Saw. I hate Saw.

911. Rogue Ops

That's one hell of a name there guys...Very descriptive. The chick on the box has a crossbow though, that's pretty awesome.

912. Dead Space 2

I pretty much grabbed this because I heard the lead writer talk at GDC. He introduced me to the idea of exposition mapping, which seems really useful.

913. WarPath

This looks a lot like Unreal Tournament for some reason...

914. Kinect Adventures!

I cleverly bought this from Value Village expecting to get a good trade-in value on it. Turns out EB only offers like 3 bucks. Score...

915. Bakugan Battle Brawlers

This does not look like something that I would like...

916. Magicka

Swedish or Simlish? nobody knows!!!!

917. The Hobbit

In what magical land is The Hobbit a "prelude" to the Lord of the Rings?

918. Astro Warrior

"In this treacherous black universe you cna only count on yourself...To beat the odds. If you don't - the odds beat you." In Soviet Russia.

919. Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire

That title tells me more or less nothing about what type of game this is.

920. Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire

Apparently this PARODY is "Hilarious." So says Mr.Schuster.

921. The Legend of Dragoon

I bought a Sega Saturn and this is the Dragoon game that came with it. Not the 400 dollar Saturn Dragoon game. Oh no. The PSX Dragoon game.

922. Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

I never got to the crazy city stuff...I WANT TO GET TO THE CRAZY CITY STUFF!

923. Iron Storm

This actually looks pretty good for "the game that was in the Saturn I bought."

924. Jack Nicklaus' Greatest 18 Holes of Major Championship Golf

I...don't know who that is.

925. Gex

I think that this might be the most 90's game in existence. the back has so many fonts on it...

926. Rag Doll Kung Fu

I hate this game, but I got it from the dollar store for free. TOP. SHELF. PRODUCT.

927. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

AKA: Need For Speed Burnout

928. Marvel Ultimate Alliance

For the Tree-Sitty.

929. Portal 2

The story of how I came to own this game is long and boring (and involves the BS of PSN being down). However, thanks go out to Kyreo and Bocam.

930. Bayonetta

Those glasses...oh man...


Die be one crazy looking game. Not sure I can handle that much hardness.

932. Cursed Mountain

Bought on a whim for 8 bucks from a dying Blockbuster.

933. Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds

Stupid Blockbuster, going out of business. Hehe.

934. Vanquish

This game be crazy! The gun! It changes.

935. Dark Void

Nolan North. Bastard.

936. Red Faction: Guerrilla

Just Cause 2 1.

937. Scene It? Lights, Camera, Action

Why do I own thiiiiiiiiiiiis?

938. Star Trek: Encounters

Has there ever been a good Star Trek game?

939. Killzone


940. Duke Nukem Forever

It's Done.

941. Pokémon Snap

A game that is far better than it has any business being.

942. Pokémon Stadium 2

Back before console Pokemon thought it could be a proper RPG.

943. Blade Runner

This game comes up a lot when people talk about storytelling in game.

944. Daryl F. Gates' Police Quest: Open Season

I actually know nothing about this game at all...

945. Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords

DS. 3 Bucks.

946. Hydrophobia Prophecy

I'm willing to pay 3 bucks for a game that has been released 3 times. That's freaking dedication there.

947. Sid Meier's SimGolf

Me to my mother as we were walking to the counter: "It's like asking Ang Lee to make a Hulk Movie."

948. Solar 2

Steam Sale wooo. I'M IN SPACE!!!!!!!!

949. Dreamfall: The Longest Journey

This is one of my favourite adventure games. It's just a shame that they felt the need to include combat.

950. The Longest Journey

There is a puzzle in this game that I use as an example of why Olde (read 90's) adventure games usually sucked.

951. Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent

paradoxically filed under "adventure" in my steam account.

952. Torchlight

WHY DID I BUY THIS!? I really hate the loot-grind thing. I mean yeah, it was 3 bucks...but god dammit.

953. Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

Steeeeeeam Saaaaaaaaaale.

954. Counter Force

The back of the box suggests that it is a low quality piece of software.

955. State of Emergency
956. Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed

Oh no. Not Big Willy. What will we ever do.

957. Samurai Shodown V

So many fighting games, so little giving a shit.

958. X-Men: Legends II - Rise of Apocalypse

More like rise of the MEHpocalypse!

959. Tech Deck Skateboarding

I think that's supposed to be a finger. It looks like a potato.

960. Worms Reloaded

Brian made me buy this. Son of a bitch.

961. Terraria

Went on Sale for exactly the amount that I was willing to pay.

962. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

ten dolla!

963. Alone in the Dark

My brother got me 3 games, and this was BY FAR the highest quality of them. He knew this. Cruel little boy.

964. Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

965. Darkwatch

Generic title. Crazy concept.

966. Star Wars: Starfighter


#7 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

I WILL finish that Xbox copy of Silent Hill 2. I WILL. It's on my to-play shelf.

#8 Edited by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

Ok, I have actually been considering doing a "play through all 4 MGS games" charity run for a few years now. I want to find a way to do it in a public place though, and it will probably take something like 48 hours. Anyway, the big thing that was keeping me away from doing that was having to actually deal with the monetary aspect and stuff, so if there is a big thing going on then I can finally make my dream a reality.

#9 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

Now, I already think that social networking is crazy and don't use any of this nonsense, so I'm a little biased in this regard...HOWEVER.

The key point here is that it ISN'T your account. It's Google's account and they lease it to your for free. Just like a regular lease, Google isn't allowed to just walk in on you whenever they like and place random restrictions on how you live your life. However, they DO have the right to prevent you from painting the walls of your apartment because it's STILL NOT YOUR APARTMENT. They have built a standardized building for a reason, and if you aren't willing to live under those conditions than you should probably buy your own house. This analogy is dying somewhat.

As for the way that they handle it, I agree that kind of blows. However, it IS a new service so I would be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. I mean, you have a legitimate right to be pissed off about this, but they are still working out their stuff over there.

#10 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

I'm pretty sure that this is not the first time that Microsoft has done this.