From Point A to Point B:

1. Start out going SOUTHWEST from GOVERNMENT CENTER toward COURT ST. Continue to follow COURT ST.
2. Turn right onto SUDBERY ST. Continue to follow SUDBERY ST.
3. Turn right onto CONGRESS ST. Continue to follow CONGRESS ST.
4. Turn right onto STATE ST.
5. STATE STREET becomes COURT ST.
6. Arrive at GOVERNMENT CENTER.
7. Wait what?
8. Start out going SOUTHWEST from GOVERNMENT CENTER toward COURT ST. Continue to follow COURT ST.
   
9. Turn right onto SUDBERY ST. Continue to follow SUDBERY ST.
10. Turn right onto CONGRESS ST. Continue to follow CONGRESS ST.
11. Turn right onto STATE ST.
12. Arrive at GOVERNMENT CENTER.
13. What? WHAT? BUT I FOLLOWED THE GODDAMN SIGNS EXACTLY! What the HELL is going on here?! Okay.....
14. Continue to follow COURT ST.
15. You know what? This time let's ignore the stupid directions and turn left onto TREMONT ST.
16. Get held up by traffic for ten minutes.
17. Turn right onto LAGRANGE ST.
18. Wait what? What's that? I didn't pass that, where's it supposed to be?!
19. Accidentally cut off someone who was running a red light.
20. Argue for twenty minutes.
21. Go straight, leaving TREMONT ST. and onto SHAWMUT AVE
22. Hit a pothole.
23. Hit a really big pothole.
24. Get held up by construction.
25. Follow signs for MASS AVE to HARVARD ST.
26. Turn left onto wait, ONE WAY?! What the HELL?! But the sign said.....
27. Incur wrath of traffic you're disrupting.
28. Screw it.
29. Drive through CHAIN LINK FENCE onto TRAIN TRACKS. Follow TRAIN TRACKS.
30. Arrive at GOVERNMENT CENTER.
31. Wait what?
32. Blow Warp Whistle.