• Omelet_Pants posted a message in the forum topic so whats the "suck" your job requires?. on the Off-Topic board

    I am a freelance Conjugal Visitor. I like my job most of the time, but sometimes I get calls for some fat and hairy chicks, which ruins my day.

  • Omelet_Pants posted a message in the forum topic Why do people hate Soccer/Futbol?. on the Off-Topic board

    "If God wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms." - Mike Ditkahttp://www.soccersucks.net/

  • Omelet_Pants posted a message in the forum topic For those with long commutes. How do you pass the time?. on the Off-Topic board

    At least 4 hours a day driving for me. I have satellite radio in my car, so I listen to that all the time. I tune in to Howard Stern, NFL Network, or just listen to various music channels. No comm...