E3 2010 Most Anticipated Games
10. Super ScribbleNaugts: Didn't play the first, but d-pad controls and adjectives has me interested.
9. Future Warfighter: It's invisibility with science behind it!
8. Kinectimals: This might distract my child so that I might play games.
7. Dance Central: This might distract my wife so that I might play games.
6. New Zelda: As per internet law, not by choice
5. Modern Medal of Duty: Colon: Current culture tells me that I'm way stoked for this game.
4. 3DS Animal Crossing: My weeds at home just don't satisfy anymore, and my mortgage is paid off.
3. Dead Space 2: Fuck you scary game! I'll beat you this time, and I'll even turn the lights off!
2. Hot Pursuit: One step closer to Criterion Road Rash. Dear God why not!? Seriously!
1. Metal Gear Solid Rising: Cooking Mama with dismemberment. Want.