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#1  Edited By Orakulum

ugh, how offensive. think of the children, man.

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#2  Edited By Orakulum

So here's a few songs to make your weekend a lot less enjoyable.

GRINDCORE

AxCx "I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank" (NSFW! VIDEO CONTAINS REGURGITATION CLIPS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xp02SZy978
AxCx "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg
Fun with Waking The Cadaver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtO5xQC98jM
More Waking The Cadaver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgsyGaIkiY8

PORNOGRIND

Cock And Ball Torture "Heterosexual Testosterone Compressor" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NxVQ6dj3HE
Cock And Ball Torture "Where Girls Learn To Piss On Command" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QidrxRR2n3c

NOISECORE

Kusari Gama Kill "E.C.N.A" (EXTREME ANIMATED VIOLENCE)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvfv2f6Gdj8
Kusari Gama Kill "T.A.T.F.T"  (EPILEPSY WARNING)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6xyKdCCZj4

Previous Playlists

Part 1 MISCTUNES - http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/orakulum/my-playlist-part-one-january-2009/30-20151/
Part 2 (Part 1) BLUES - http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/orakulum/my-playlist-part-two-other-thoughts-part-one/30-22197/
Part 2 (Part 2) CHILL OUT ELECTRONICA - http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/orakulum/my-playlist-part-two-being-emo-like-a-pro-part-two/30-22527/
Part 3 TISM EDITION - http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/orakulum/playlist-30-tism-edition-or-how-to-make-people-hate-you/30-23930/
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#3  Edited By Orakulum

So it's been like a million years since my last playlist. But it's finally here, the wait is over. Today I'm going to focus on just one band, because that makes this whole thing a lot easier for me.

TISM (This Is Serious, Mum)

From Australia. Probably one of the more interesting bands I've discovered in forever. Most of you will probably know them from the "Sex Bunny" video featuring the track "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me". Catchy pop tunes laced with clever (and sometimes not so clever) generally highly offensive satirical lyrics and themes. At this point I'm basically recommending getting everything they've ever created. Highly entertaining stuff, sure to make even the most depressed emo feel a little bit good at least.

The following songs are entitled "Whatareya?", "Greg! The Stop Sign" and "If You're Not Famous At 14 (You're finished)". Other honorable mentions would be "I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt", "Defecate On My Face", "(There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite" and "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River", which is also known as the song that made Flea (from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers) go cry to his mum.

Ta-da... as they say.

"Whatareya?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4vSEXvLsx0
"If You're Not Famous At 14 (You're Finished)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10bG9Bmj9dM
"Greg! The Stop Sign" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSTm9aititM

BONUS!

Ron "Oolaroo" Barassi "Marilyn Manson Gets Freaked Out" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbf8-9ZdmVI
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#4  Edited By Orakulum

So this is the continuation of the february list like. Less delta blues, more electronica and heartache. Rad.

"Archangel" by Burial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oje9qtYHyuM)
"Untrue" by Burial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmW_r3XK2HA)
"Libraries" by Seabear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpwy9PC8RV8)
"Green Grass Of Tunnel" by Múm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHTFmJk7fH0)
"A Time Of Happening" by The Threshold HouseBoys Choir (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZxLtYcF1OY)

This time in my life is really not too nice. Normally Ithink of myself as an upbeat person. I've had a few snags in the past but nothing major. This time, is the closest I've ever been to being emo. Wtf.

Sometimes I wish I was able to read minds.

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#5  Edited By Orakulum

I've been at my workplace so much this last month, I almost lost track of time. Suddenly it's the 27th and my first actual day off work... and when I say day off I mean I only have to be there fron 6PM to midnight-ish. Really there's a lot of stuff going on in my life recently, some good and some not so good at all.

I work as a chef at a cafe/restaurant in Copenhagen. I'm classically trained in semi-fine french cuisine, and what I'm doing at this job is so far from what I invisioned when I started, and what I love about cooking. However a lot of new stuff is happening in the kitchen these days, a lot of changes going on, so I'm sticking around for now, hopefully it will get good soon. While I'm working in a kitchen with people who really should not be calling themselves chefs, I'm constaltly aiming for that one star, that will prove I'm more than a foot soldier.

Anyway, on to the playlist. The last month has been very chaotic for me, so there isn't a lot of different stuff on this time around. There is, however, some great ones.

"Crow Jane" by Skip James (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVww5r4Nk0)
"Death Letter" by Son House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN5vqEyV7g)
"Me And The Devil Blues" by Robert Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8)
that Robert Johnson song then made me want to listen to this:
"Sun Doing Down" by The Tea Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDGS4sy-R0)


Oh well, that's it for today. It's funny how life just wants to keep you down. Just got the call... my boss is quitting, so I'm off to work. Sometimes I just feel like somebodys dog.

Enjoy the blues my friends.

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#6  Edited By Orakulum

what... the fuck? well, that's it then. we're all going to die.

ps. that tune is almost as epic as the fat people tuba tune.

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#7  Edited By Orakulum
  
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#8  Edited By Orakulum

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edit: i obviously dont know what i'm doing.

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#9  Edited By Orakulum

i don't actually remember trying to blame anyone else for my mistake. i mean of course it's my fault, lol.
i was r8 drunk at the time of posting, as well as the time of freezing. was really just trying to make conversation innit. and i'd say i was somewhat succesful, for a drunken monkey anyway.

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#10  Edited By Orakulum

free shed, lol.