To all those not knowing of the ultimate dialect, behold Cockney. Rhyming. Slang. *awaits applause*

• Havin a giraffe =a laugh
• Bubble= Bubble Bath = Laugh (thats the real one)
  
• Airy Muff= Fair enough
• Porkies = pork pies = lies
• Apples = apples and pears = stairs
• Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair
• Dog = dog and bone = telephone
• Jam = jam jar = car
• Water = water bottle = throttle
• China = china plate = mate
• Pony = pony and trap = crap (to defecate or meaning something is rubbish = not very good-if you didn't already know)
• Saucepan = saucepan lid = kid
• Frog = frog and toad = road
• Trouble = trouble and strife = wife
• Tom = Tom Tit = shit (to defecate or meaning something is rubbish = not very good)
• Listerine = Anti Septic = Septic Tank = Yank = American (From The U.S.A.)

• Ginger-ginger beer-queer