ParchedThroatCottonMouth

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Don't waste your money on MW3.

By ParchedThroatCottonMouth 21 Comments

Wait until the developers fix the game. Right now, it has balance issues and terrible lag issues. (Talking about the multiplayer) If you want a fun, fast-paced, smooth gaming experience stick with MW2. If you're playing Black Ops, dump that garbage (pronounced GAR-BAJ, man), and pick up MW2.

MW2 for life. God, hurry up and give me a wife.

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Edited by ParchedThroatCottonMouth

Wait until the developers fix the game. Right now, it has balance issues and terrible lag issues. (Talking about the multiplayer) If you want a fun, fast-paced, smooth gaming experience stick with MW2. If you're playing Black Ops, dump that garbage (pronounced GAR-BAJ, man), and pick up MW2.

MW2 for life. God, hurry up and give me a wife.

Posted by mylifeforAiur

How do you 'dumb' something? Make it watch an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Posted by ParchedThroatCottonMouth

Thank you for the comment. First!

Now, let's explain this whole MW2 > MW3. A case study: Play a few minutes of MW2 MP and a few minutes of MW3 MP. Notice the difference? Yes, MW2 is a well-seasoned gameplay, whilst it's younger sibling is not.

Anyone else notice the MW3 announcer's audio lag?

Posted by Megalon

I assume you meant "dump", but I'll be damned if "dumb" isn't better. This man (presumably) is a revolutionary.

Posted by DerekDanahy

K.

Posted by JasonR86

@ParchedThroatCottonMouth said:

God, hurry up and give me a wife.

You just can't say something like that and not have someone like me ask you what that means. So...?

Posted by Sticky_Pennies

You don't have to tell me twice not to get MW3.

Posted by SpaceInsomniac
Posted by Willin

I think the people who were going to "waste" their money on Modern Warfare 3 already did so.

Posted by Little_Socrates

I'll play it when the game is fixed. By then, it'll have to be way cheaper, right?

Posted by PrivateIronTFU

You're not funny. Just an observation.

Posted by plop1920

Play a few minutes of mw2? One man army danger close noob tubes. Thats all that needs to be said really lol

Posted by thewonderwaffle

MW2 a balanced game? Huh? Akimbo shotguns, Killstreak rewards, Commando pro?

MW3 spawns are awful, I'll give you that. They didn't seem to be a problem in the last 4 CoD games, so I'm quite confused as to how they fucked that up...but MW3 is definitely a better game than MW2.

If you were saying stick with BlOps instead of MW3 you might have an argument.

Posted by Dagbiker

Every time I see the acronym MW I always think of mechwarrior.

Posted by Yanngc33

@JasonR86 said:

@ParchedThroatCottonMouth said:

God, hurry up and give me a wife.

You just can't say something like that and not have someone like me ask you what that means. So...?

Maybe it's how you end conversations from where he's from

Edited by RsistncE

@Dagbiker said:

Every time I see the acronym MW I always think of mechwarrior.

lol same. I remember about a week before Modern Warfare 2 came out, someone here posted a thread with the title: MW2 Review!

It was a review alright. A MechWarrior 2 review.

Possibly the most hilarious and creative trolling of which I've been on the receiving end.

Posted by JasonR86

@Yanngc33 said:

@JasonR86 said:

@ParchedThroatCottonMouth said:

God, hurry up and give me a wife.

You just can't say something like that and not have someone like me ask you what that means. So...?

Maybe it's how you end conversations from where he's from

That place must be full of a lot of lonely men.

Posted by canucks23

MW2's multiplayer has been a total clusterfuck of garbage for years. If you really wanna play a MW game play CoD4.

Posted by huntad

I didn't. Instead I wasted it on a PS3 copy of Skyrim that doesn't work. :)

Posted by awesomeusername

@canucks23 said:

If you really wanna play a MW game play CoD4.

I would agree with you if the multiplayer wasn't hacked. But CoD4 is and remains the best multiplayer of all the CoD's. I miss CoD4. :/

Posted by Dagbiker
@RsistncE I will have to try to find that
Posted by Gamer_152

You already created a rather antagonistic thread about MW2 being better than 3 before. We don't need this one as well.

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