Ignoring the warnings by people like Seanbaby, James Rolfe, and Ben Croshaw I have found myself a hobby in playing video games that suck. I take it up as a challenge, really. One day, I hope to be the first gamer to die by playing this trash
Bubsy was unlikable before, but not even he deserved to be in this. This game is a crime against humanity. Shit, E.T. had better controls.... and depth perception!
Some game are not bad; they're just frustratingly average. Assault failed to live up the StarFox 64. It even failed to live up to Adventures, and that was a Zelda clone with bikini clad furries!
Bland Shit 101.
I do NOT have a good NES library.
Seriously. I don't.
Sorry, fans. While it is wasn't an awful game, decapitated John Romero or not, it was not as fun as the original. Maybe because I had to deal with the easier zDoom version.
Looking for a JRPG that's fun? This isn't it.
Shame on me.
These arcade classics have aged as well as Elvis' corpse.
As a fan of the original, I was both offended and nauseous when I played this one on the PSN.
