Paulrus Spoils a Bunch of Games in List Form
SPOILER ALERT: Paulrus lists spoilers because he's bored.
Come back often, as I try to update this as my horizons expand.
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Something something something Suda51 and Little Jimmy Urine fights a chainsaw wielding Twilight Sparkle.
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War didn't change.
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War still didn't change, but the gameplay mechanics did a bit.... so maybe it has.
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It's all fun and games until you you start murdering American soldiers and Dubai civilians with white phosphorous; then start murdering more American soldiers because you're crazy; then learn that Konrad was dead for a long while and your massacre was literally for no reason other that you, the player, wanted to be be a hero instead of a pathetic loser addicted to Call of Duty. But yeah, all fun and games before all that.... you terrible person.
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A couple of anti-Russian custodians are the ones ordering the massacre of Miami's criminal underworld. Why? Because they were "bored." Jacket hallucinates because the game wants to be surreal like Killer7. You die a lot.
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Your dude makes it to the top of the radio tower, jumps off, and flies away. Sounds legit.
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Jason Brody learns the definition of insanity.
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(You need to pay $100 to unlock this spoiler. Give us your money, bronies.)
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McPixel extorts the game's presumable creator by sending him one of the many bombs hes had to deal with, demanding a sum of money normally made by slamming your face on your keyboard's number pad. Then we play some pretty bad DLCs while McPixel humps a PS3.
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