Skin tight latex, protruding nipples, and more jiggling than a plate of gelatin during airline turbulence during an earthquake. Great eye candy, but I comment: since when did giant breasts make you a good ninja?

This is quite possibly the peak of ridiculous sexual pandering. Nice and big, I know, but that noodle that she wears as a bra is just silly. I can hear the poor thing just straining to keep that avalanche of fat at bay.

You think Shadow was bad? Rouge was unnecessary. As much eye candy as she was, "Sonic" isn't really a boob-chick kind of franchise. Also, when you think about it, she's designed like a D-cup midget porn actress dressed in a bat costume, which sounds like something Dave Attel would think up.

Despite popular belief, you can't hack computers with breasts.

Psssst! The most fapped-to girl in the franchise is 16 years old! Thought I'd give you a heads up! Another busty ninja? Well, knowing DOA it's not that surprising: every girl here is about as flat as an episode of Baywatch.

Told ya. But it's Tina, do we honestly care? Tina is hot: I know it, you know it, she knows it, her boobs know it. I think we're all in agreement here.

Of course she and her big guns are on this list. The breasts mostly: its why we really gave a damn about her.

Never played Final Fantasy? No problem, neither have I. All I know is that Aeris dies, Chocobos are supposedly good with hot sauce, and the only things larger than Tifa Lockhart's breasts are Cloud's sword and the walls of text I would have to read in order to get into such a franchise.

I remember a certain Adam Sessler commenting on her: "I'm more afraid of losing my keys in [her] cleavage."

Don't know, don't care. I gather she's just another ironically flat character with tits the size of a small child in a car seat. Typical JRPG.

Actually, because she's such a minor character no worthy of an article, this one is for Belle: another example of artificial, gratuitous breast sizes caused by the graphical limitations of early 3D games. She was probably underage too, given it was a JRPG.

How Ron Jeremy won the West.

Speaking of Native Americans, Humba Wumba was huge in Banjo-Tooie. Again, low-poly makes for nice racks.

Actually, Rare really has a thing for big breasts. Jugga, the Sun Flower, Humba Wumba, Honey B, The Banana Fairies from DK64, Boggy's Wife... they just like to put them in kiddy, or kiddy-esque, games. Naughty Brits.

Not as naughty as Japan though. Moving on.

I like to watch you cringe. It's funny to me.

Ah yes, RapeLay. Y'know, I heard CGI hentai breasts wobble but they don't fall down. Har har. Now, I'm not a fan of this game (and I got the nerd rage posts to prove it) but it'll be hard to overlook the mother in this game, unless you're face-first in her wobbling cleavage of doom.

Oh wow, it's like if Tina Armstrong was cast in "The Planet of the Apes." But a monkey lass with curves and a D-Cup doesn't really bother me that much. But what bothers me, and I just thought of this, is that Candy here is supposed to be Donkey Kong's girlfriend.... yet she's also a member of of the Kong Family. Ewww. Damn dirty apes.

Behold, the pioneer of the exaggerated breast bounce. Sure, others in the series have breasts that move around like they're just bags of water taped to the inside of their shirts, but Mai introduced the concept to a generation of sexually frustrated nerds. We thank her, and her breasts, for allowing us to jump up and down for us way before DOA came along. Oh, and, yet again it's a ninja. Seriously, thanks for the hotness Japan, but how do they even balance on poles other than those meant for strippers?

Forget the breasts, with a name like that you can just tell how much class the developers of the "Leisure Suit Larry" franchise have.

Apparently, she's named after the sound babies make when they want to suckle on her enormous mammaries.

I bet there's plenty of you who'd let her spin *your* leek. Roffle roffle roffle. Oh god, I hate myself.

You know, I can probably fill this entire list with anime characters. But this isn't AnimeVice, now is it? In fact, I think I'll make a big breast list for that site too. I'll searching the place for weeks.

Oh, Izuna. How you broke my heart when I learned that those plump milk jugs of yours; which you just loved to tease everybody with with in all that promotional art for your games, just hanging out for all to see, were attached to the body of a 16 year old girl. Your country is doing this to screw with us... admit it.

Oh, look, a big-boobed bunny chi... is she being felt up by her hair?

In mythology, Succubus can take on any shape to seduce the men they want to take. This includes breast size. I wonder what Morrigan would have to shift into to seduce an otaku.

Probably any character from fucking Lucky Star.

She can probably walk out with an entire museum's worth of artifacts in down in her bosom and still have enough room for the actual museum.

Her boobs are bigger than the galaxy she wishes to conquer. You can tell I'm straining with these jokes.

You know, it may be that whole lust, temptation, and adultery thing but Hell really produces some nice racks.

Her large tits give her the power to make comic book pages stick together. If I gave Kryptonite to her, would they start sagging?

Elvira has an article?

Agent from the DHS. One of those letters is her cup size: you choose.

Oh, for f-... what the hell is this? Reina's big tits are just silly, and her costume is just fucking ridiculous. How can you say that she's a "Warrior" with any kind of seriousness? I know anime and big tits go together like peanut butter and... well, I guess big tits, but this makes my eyes roll. Bloody JRPG character designs. What does she do, tit-fuck her enemies to death?

Long ago, somebody at Disney wanted to fap to a cartoon character with large tits. We got Jessica Rabbit, and he probably got fired for indecent exposure.

"Youngest daughter of the Morimoto Group who accepts no authority."

And by 'authority' I guess they mean 'clothing'.

This article doesn't even have a description yet. The guy who made was probably too busy fapping.

Okay, I can't be mean to a cute-looking girl like this. She's probably just paying her way through art school.

Remember in the "Super Mario Brothers" movie when Daisy, re-imagined as a bad-ass action movie chick, appeared out of the blue with a big gun and the exclamation of "You're not gonna believe this..."? No? Well, I know very little of the movie because I refuse to watch that trash from beginning to end. Anyways, Tala here reminds me of that scene and how much they both look like porn stars starring in B-Action Movies as a career jump.

Additionally, I've noticed that quite a few breasts I have on this list are part of some secret organization or government agency. Is this is to have any truth, I wonder if the CIA requires that all of their female staff undergo surgical breast enhancements and wear clothing more tightly fit than a pickle jar lid in an air-pressure valve.

The buxom mistress of the local BDSM/Fetish club.... I mean leading lady of the newer Ninja Gaiden series. Actually, a game franchise, featuring hot women in spiked leather clothing, with a notoriously high difficulty level that whips players into submission as they cry for more? Hmm... not really a far cry from the first joke.

Oh, how clever, her left (your right) boob is hanging over the add-on graphic, to emphasize that she has big cartoony tits.

She's like the hot girl who works down at Hot Topic; who's also a bitch because her big tits attract rude comments, she deals with posers all day, and she's probably a dyke.

15. Yes, I double checked. Lyn, like Ayane, was one of those cases of having a girl's age changed for a Western audience so we wouldn't have to question our stance on pedophilia. Maybe I'm missing something here. A 15-year old girl who, when I saw her in Smash Brothers: Brawl, looked 20 and sounded like she was in her thirties. Maybe I should be appreciating the diversity and how, in fact, sometimes, large chests sometimes grow on teenage girls.

Or maybe Japan doesn't know how the fuck to age their anime girls properly.

That's one way to keep customers coming back.

Barbara reminds me of those fan attempts to turn Rouge the Bat into a human so they can fap to her without having that furry stigma... thing. But it's not their fault: Nintendo and Sega just like to put big tits on animal chicks, oblivious to the fact that a good chunk of their fanbase already like to draw such things... and give them fifteen horse cocks for some godforsaken reason.

It's a porn star, what do you want? Well, preferably a porn star who's in-game model doesn't look like a transsexual bodybuilder sporting a fake E-Cup.

I started her article just so she can be on this list. Don't look at me like that; she was important to Okami's storyline. And her breasts are huge: perfect for attracting demons.

"One of the characters in Arcana Heart."

Wow. Nice description there, buddy.

Talk about top heavy; she looks like she's about to lose her balance and knock her head, forwards, onto a nearby coffee table. She also kinda looks like Faith from Mirrors Edge, after being cast by Ubisoft under the condition that she undergoes the same kind of breast enhancement surgery reserved for the cast of Eiken.

Lady Gaga with a D-cup?

The gender-bend version of Marcus Fenix.

You can always count on anime to not only create characters with breasts larger than a small child but dress them in a way that looks like their clothes were vacuum sealed around their body: for maximum fanservice, rape-ability, and to prevent freezer burn.

Bayonetta with her ass stitched to her chest. Then dipped in food coloring.

"....She is a very strong fighter who likes to dress in a skimpy manner." So.... like, every chick in an anime game?

Apparently, her role is to just stand there and wobble her tits: making comments about them until the plot gives her something else to do.

This is where I make one of those comments that uses "guns" as a reference to big ol' boobies but... fuck it: OMG SHE SURE HAZ SUM BIG GUNS DUR I MEAN TITS LOL LOL ROFLCOPTER.

....

She does magic. That's it. Also her name is German for "church". Are visual novel hotties just inherently bland or do the people who make their articles too busy fapping to the image gallery than to share their knowledge... since they've obviously played it? I say it's a combination of both, with a dash of "anime nerds can't write". No, seriously, go to AnimeVice: nobody there has written a damn thing.

See? Even this minor character from a game I don't care about has three paragraphs of information!

After further evaluation, I've concluded that those... are "not bugs".

If I'm reading this article right, she's a good example of one of those archetype formulas. The girl who is sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always has her large tits hanging out.

Dear creators of Queen's Blade (see #35): this is how you can pull off the whole "warrior chick with giant mammaries" thing without having your character resemble a can of Pillsbury dough after exploding in the back of a hot car.

Speaking of Queens Blade here's... this chick. Turns out this game is all about scantly clad boob queens of questionable ages beating the crap out of each other. Oh wait, I think that's every anime ever made.

Actually, let's just get this game out of the way. It's a game with large-titted warriors dressed-up if they were about to infiltrate an anime convention. Also, I've been informed by a reader (...) that one character, who has the largest of them all, isn't on this list. But she doesn't have an article here so I guess she's not important. No, I will not make the article.

That goes for this one too. Actually, when I first read the title, I thought it was a JRPG of some sort. Nope, it's about fucking school girls and strange women. LOL CUDDA FOLED ME.

This game comes up if you type in "Queen" into the GB database searcher. Right under the band Queen and before the tits n' armor "Queen's Blade" thingy. Now, for no particular reason, I want you to think of Freddie Mercury with a J-Cup. Congratulations, you're no longer sane... and you probably want to gut me with a broken jewel case.

In this game, you get to increase your woman's assets to grossly improbable proportions. This is called "Breast Atomic Size", which makes your model's breasts clip and suggest that they grew up next to the most erotic nuclear power plant in the world. By the way, I wrote the article. Torrented for the benefit of GiantBomb so that they won't have to. This is what should be done about the other sex games on this site. Comin' users... if you're making the article, you've OBVIOUSLY played the damn thing! Fill us in!

Since its anime, they're not the largest I've seen: and its natural for anime to exaggerate size, since that's its style. It's like questioning why salmon smells like fish. That said, she's on this list because she's only 14. Yes, I checked. Multiple times. Yeah... KINDA big for her age. Oh, Japan, what are we going to do with you?

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me.

Yes YES I started this article so she can be here. Turns out she was once a major character... meaning she once worked with Harry Tipper in the original. When he was promoted to 'secret agent' in later games, I guess she lost all purpose. In Future Perfect she was just there for fan service and as multiplayer filler. And to allow secondary function for the sniper rifle.

Did you know that "Amazon" comes from a Greek word meaning "without breast"? According to myth, tradition would require that Amazons cut off/iron out their right breast so that can chuck spears and fire arrows more freely, "without obstruction"?

For the rest of the busty playable characters. Venus Starr, Milk Baby, Priestess, Maiden.... and all the others I forgot or don't want to hunt through the TimeSplitter wikis to find.

I don't know. That doesn't sound legal.

These tits have bananas / B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Another recurring thing in Japanese games. Large breasts mean skills in every form of magic. Must lactate mana or something.

Also, short tempers. Can't explain why. Probably for that whole "pervert gets clobbered for groping curvy man hater" thing that Japanese people seem to find so fucking overus-... I mean funny.

Friend came by today; showed him some of my list. He pointed out that comic books heroines also have sizable breasts. It's obvious, I know, but I do lack them on this list. Then I read him some jokes. He shook his head and then hit me with a Diet Coke can in disappointment.

There's a "Teen Girl Squad" joke in here somewhere. Must've fallen down Reina's cleavage.

Suddenly, "Meow Meow" doesn't sound very ethically questionable.

She's the only character who pops up when you type "boob" into search. I'm typing a list about women with giant hooters are you surprised I actually tried that?

"Hookers don't wear suits of armor... except at E3."- Yahtzee

How to love your princess: answer a bunch of questions for a few hours about her clothes, charm her, grope her, wait for her to submit then fuck her silly. Repeat these steps for the other girls you didn't choose then put the CG images on GiantBomb. Or AnimeVice.

After "Police Academy", Lt. Debbie Callahan couldn't get much work.

Okay, they're not that big... in fact, they're rather normal. But am I the only one who noticed that they got increasingly bigger in the last two games? Must've been to compensate for the unfulfilled plot and single player campaigns. They sucked, admit it.

The gender bend version of Travis Touchdown.

I don't have any Ninja Turtles references, since I never watched the show, so I don't have a joke for this one. Instead, here's the letter "Q": Q.

Or rather, Stripperella pretending to be Catwoman.

Fuck explaining it, just look at the article.

(Insert "joke" here.)

Interesting. I didn't know this "Tony Taka" looked like a booby elf-chick wearing half of a metal dress.

The second one from the right probably donated her bust to charity. What an excellent role model for female H-Game pla-PFFFFFT.

The more I look at it, the more I think that this franchise is the spiritual successor to that TV show that Johnny Bravo watched. "Nun Chicks"? Yeah, I think that's what it was called.

Speaking of which.

Were girls like Koyori all prostitutes before they became Shinto Priestesses? ("Persepolis"? Anybody?)

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The guy who showed me this character really likes Disgaea. Maybe I should start showing this list to people OTHER than JRPG nerds.

Treasure chest. Cheap joke, but its better than the "You Are a Prate" parody I had lined up.

Tim Burton's "Corpse Whore"

Yes, yes, the girls were all well and endowed, but I'm more focused on our good friend Ms. "Left Trigger, B, Up, Up, B, Y" who likes to make her presence on the court when summoned by any well-knowing gamer. It's the poor man's DOAX.

Also known is "That Busty Creepy Chick From The Sadism Article".

The Chest from the West, meant to compete with Mai (#20): the Teets from the East. I'm sorry, that was terrible.

For those who like their breast-fighters with mud wrestling and non-questionable ages.

Busty vampire chicks of the SS? What did the developers channel Rob Zombie for this one?

One part anime sex simulation, one part actual professional anime character creator. This is probably how they designed the cast for Queen's Blade.

Yeah, Eva's one of the more... ahem... 'presentable' characters on this list. Well sure, she has an E-Cup and, like the rest of the female cast, she's dressed as if she's about to do a striptease for the troops, but there's something about her that's different from the rest of these chicks. For starters, her boobs aren't vacuumed-sealed, flopped out, and attached to a 14-year old.

What Eva would be dressed as if she stared in a Japanese military game. Or as a character who couldn't decide if she wanted to be from "Naruto", "Metal Gear Solid" or "Jak II"

"Some of her outfits are actually believable". Dude. Stop talking. They are all as ridiculous as her co-star's and they would all be seen in the real world on a stripper or a cosplayer.

The gender bend version of Marilyn Manson.

Women as mech pilots? HA! Next they'll want the right to vote.

"Please buy our Action-RPG! Look! It looks like an Rareware game with anime-ish graphics! People like anime right? And Rareware is still making relevant games, right? It's not terrible, it's just average! It even has large chested girls! PLEASE BUY OUR GAME."

Lucky are the ones who get to bundle up with her for warmth.

Jennifer Lopez?

In a gritty firefight, you needn't have to worry about getting shot as long as you just wear decorative aluminum foil over your tits.

With boobs that big, I can imagine a few other things that are 'artificial'. HI-OH!

Big titted commanders of Valkyrie descent fighting a evil Eastern European evil in a ripped down curtain.. Don't you just love how Japan approaches the WWII theme? Bah, screw it: she's a hottie, it's not quite WWII, and my country made Wolfenstien 3D.

Hand-drawn, Playboy-inspired boobs. A prize worthy of any quest made up of a bunch of quick time events.

With the help of some Codemaster, this game becomes more of a Survival-Hooters game. LOLAMIRITE?

Wrong Hooters. But it does make me yearn for "Broken Pixels". I think i'll take a break from this list to watch the "Lifeline" episode.

A text-based adventure game where you use textual commands to make advances with buxom beach babes. Wow, I'm honestly floored by the sheer magnitude of dorky nerd sexual fantasy jumping from that statement. This is the the kind of game you had the "nerdy loser" archetype play in the background of an 80's teen comedy. It couldn't be nerdier if you gave it Buddy Hollys and had it play Dungeons and Dragons. (Wait... and 3D Custom Girl isn't?)

You couldn't make a vampire like Agent Bloodrayne nowadays. Not since we're less inclined to make all our girls look like blow up dolls and vampires need to cater to a demographic of junior high soccer girls.

Oh, hey! Glad to see we're finally coming back to the endowed ninja thing. Wait, is she like... an older version of that blank-eyed girl from Naruto?

Because you know a game is great when it uses "Bouncin' Boobs Technology" as a marketing blurb.

The most titillating "rub lotion on a hot girl with waterbed breasts" simulator known to man.

Ever see "Sex Warrior Pudding"? No? Well fuck; I admitted that for nothing.

LARGE BREASTS ON MOTORCYCLES!

19-year-old, white-haired Mexicans with huge racks fighting for secret agencies in skin-tight blue clothing? In Japan, character designs are probably designed using a roulette wheel. Still hot, though.

It's like if your "Street Fighter" hentai collection came to life and started beating the crap out of.... well, the rest of your your hentai collection. And looked like a poorly executed Flash game.

That dude has a real nice rack. I want you to say that out loud. Right now.

Straight to the point... I like it.

The only character from "Freaky Flyers" to have an article here. Because the other characters don't have giant boobs and are therefore uninteresting.

"Look! A naked chick with big boobs and censor bars! She's a overly sexualized cartoon bimbo... y'know like Jessica Rabbit! Yes! We're trying too hard! We know! Please buy our game! It's online! Boobs!"

Um..... lawyer joke?

This is what Candy Cane would look like if she was bitten by Jeanette Voerman.

From slow moving, to adjustable, to all over the place: the DOA franchise had the best breasts, even though they broke the laws of nature. And physics.

Who doesn't? Recent polls show that, in fact, 83% of people prefer voluptuous big-boobed women in bunny costumes. 12% preferred sex with actual rabbits. 5% were into Meow Meow.

....you'd never know.

Is most likely paired up, in many kinds of hentai, with the next character.

Is most likely paired up, in many kinds of hentai, with the previous character.

You think skin-tight latex spacesuits were just invented for women to wear?

She has the attire, but not the knowledge that she isn't in a Mortal Kombat game.

The guy who made the in-game model was probably a little more sexually frustrated than the guy who made the GCI cutscene model.

The gender bend version of The Spy from TF2. If there already wasn't a bazillion different interpretations on DeviantART this comment would have more merit.

You know that hot girl in your high school class you could never get? No, she's not doing porn... but she's a character in the "Dead or Alive" franchise! Yes, there is a difference.

She uses a Double D Blade style. DAR HAR HAR ME MAKE JOKE.

Sin of lust, eh? Well... I've seen dumber reasons to put H-Cups on age-ambiguous girls. Actually, I should be surprised she HAS a reason.

Sin of lust, eh? Well... I've seen dumber reasons to put F-Cups on age-ambiguous girls. Actually, I should be surprised she HAS a reason.

She's on here because The Nostalgia Critic reminded me that I watched Animaniacs.

She's avoiding eye contact with this list.

Hot for teacher? Why yes. Yes indeed.

....the fuck?

Barbara was the half-way point. Jenny here is the real version of Rouge the Bat as a human.... bat.... lady.... thing.

"Now THIS is a knife."

"Now, dear, lurch forwards a little toward the camera. Good, now gamers, seeing this cover, will HAVE to pay attention to this game."

Are ya now?

Lust, dressed up for dinner.

Not related to Lust.

In the event of a forced aquatic landing, her breasts can be used as a flotation device.

You'd think I'd be used to seeing this by now but... are bras really just a luxury item in the world of JRPGs?

She's talking to your mom on the headset. That made no sense. I need sleep.

The lady in the cosplay photo looks more like a victim of domestic violence. Or maybe she just fell down some stairs. Or got too close to a nerd's Cheetos.

Will she forgive me for mistaking her for a Naruto character?

Boobality.

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Watch out for those sharp corners.

The gender bend version of Carrot Top.

More like Big Boob Riding Hood. Who thought this game up, again?

Wasn't this what Travis Touchdown watched?

Not Rouge from "Power Stone"

Funny thing: Ashley was on this list for awhile until one of the websites I use to help find this crap said she was a B-Cup. And small. Could have fooled me: but since, in cutscenes, they jiggle if they were attached to a DOA character I've thrown her back on. So nyaaaaah.

'Nother funny thing: For the life of me, never once when I watched Tenchi Universe did I noticed that Mihoshi had big boobs. About a D, I'm told. So either I'm stupid or the creators know what "subtle" means.

Is Rouge from "Power Stone"

Boobs of Steel: When you have a larger group of females who may be involved in some action (...err, as in "fighting"), the best fighter will be the one with the largest breasts. - T.V. Tropes (Looks like I got more stuff to find.)

Forget the cups, I'm more interested in her thighs. Fuckers look like they could shape diamonds.

It's literally a game about touching big boobs. .......e~yup.

Kaileena after breast augmentation.

Under that cloak is a lot more woman than you think, trust me.

ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

The gender bend version of Duke Nukem.

Not bad, not bad. But check out her character model from the original Battle Arena Toshinden and you'll see why I had to throw her on here.

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Whoopie Goldberg is: "Foxy Brown". (No, seriously, what the fuck am I looking at?)

What is this. I don't even.

Do I HAVE to make a comment about this?

Those things look heavy. She could probably uppercut a foo' with them.

Anime DD Chick #3456.

Being an console-tan parody of the Xbox 360 one could only suppose that she charges heavily for her services, gets hot often, and sometimes has a little red ring near her disk drive. She also has some nice pieces of hardware. I just totally made sex jokes about a video game console: I'm gonna go rethink my life now.

That shirt goes any lower, I'd be surprised if she had nipples.

Breast Enlargement: The Game! Friends, welcome to the end of video games as an art.

More like "Boob and Arrow". lolamirite? Okay I'll go to my room.

You know, every time I think I'm through with this list.... well, I run into crap like Titty McFootballhead over here.

Her picture suggests to me that she's a hooker who dressed up as a Final Fantasy character for a client. And you better believe is she -not- happy about it.

They don't have anime-sized bras in Hell, so she improvises with a shower curtain.

Ah! Another student of the martial art of Boobitsu.

How to draw women: draw two large circles. Everything else is an afterthought.

Cranes are the Soul Calibur-style bimbos of the animal kingdom, apparently.

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Valve Software: Not above the sexualization of women.

This is why.

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Remember kids, 8 Year old plus old hag = MILF

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I think this sums up the character quite nicely.

Regarding the sudden explosion in size in the second installment, Suda51 probably just said: "Fuck it, she has titties now."

The gender bend version of Baraka. Actually, was that the intent?

Is still not Rouge from Power Stone.

Why didn't she end up on this list sooner? Well, you think of a clever joke.

Ditto.

The Japanification of the World War II pin-up girl.

As they huddle around her, the are unaware that Maori is slowing stealing their combined boob sizes. Even the future ones of those kids: EVIL.

The Japanification of Jessica Rabbit. Maybe.

The Chobits 2.0: Now a completely stacked DD bimbo ready for your kinkiest of lovemaking. Comes with vibrating staff. Now Mac and Linux compatible.

Voted "Most Likely to Be On the Cover of a Goth Rock Album" in high school.

Face it. There's no such thing as a flat succubus. Okay fine, Morrigan's sister but she's like, what, 10?

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This list made her cry.

Viewed from up close: a sun-tanned honey with long, silky, silver hair and cantaloupe-sized breasts. Viewed from far away: a human-shaped mop.

Another buxom babe so intriguing, original and beautifully written that her GB article is limited to only a brief sentence, a couple concept pages, and a desktop wallpaper.

HEY! YOU GOT YOUR MORTAL KOMBAT IN MY SOUL CALIBER! Actually, take out the hentai aspect and this'll be a more realistic view of how a bikini-and-sword fight would actually turn out.

Dibs on the albino one. Enough said, we're moving on.

Fuck it. If I continue to neglect putting Kasumi on this list I'm going to lose sleep. They made a love pillow of her for Christ's sake!

An attempt to pander to the Sexy-Asian-Librarian-Shop-Keeper-Who-Wears-An-Apron-Because-As-We-All-Know-Women-Belong-in-The-Kitchen-and-Glasses demographic. Or maybe it's just Chun Li at her day job.

And this is Sophitia at her day job.

Big boobs and bar maid outfits just go together. Never question it.

Of course the witch is named Blair.

Pink enough?

"No info." Well, when you're done masturbating would you mind giving us some info?

Hot pants AWAAAAY!

"She Hulk is on record as the single most buxom female character in the Marvel Universe while her powers are active." -TV Tropes (the reason this list is still fucking going)

Because there is not such thing as a girl-on-girl fighter with a exclusively flat roster.

Lucha Libre masks = AMERICA

I hate making descriptions for Japanese characters.

Her eye is up there, fellas...

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Christ, those are some hard nipples. She could take someone's eye out.

The Japanification of a fat girl joke.

The gender-bend version of Megaman.

"Oh, yeah. Another hentai game to throw on the list. I better give a good reason to put this one on here, since big boobs are usually a staple of thi-

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*dies from boob overload*

Once you see the female cast, suddenly you realize there's a typo in the title.