The Big Breast List

By the way, why is there a "Breasts" page?

9/28/11 - Oh right... I did this list once.

Sorry, ya'll but I'm seriously done with this list. It was fun for awhile but, looking back, not too proud of the curious amount of effort I put taking this. And some of the jokes aren't funny anymore. What you see here is what you get.

But it's also one of the higher rated lists so... um... glad you like it!

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My back hurts.

Girls of gaming typically have sizable breasts. Gamers seem to like this: usually ones with male genitalia. It's all nice, yes, but I like to take a moment to recognize some characters/games with the most notable in mammaries... and then I make sad attempts at being clever.

If you're feeling adventurous, take a shot of whiskey for every time I make a breast joke or use a slang term for female breasts. Take two shots if the joke isn't funny.

Shall we?

List items

46 Comments
Posted by AjayRaz

this has to be the greatest list of all time 

Posted by Paulrus
@AjayRaz: 130 entries, it better be.
Posted by Mussab86

agree with Raz :p

Posted by Scrawnto

Goodness gracious, that is a lot of breast. I think this is the first time I have ever been tired of looking at large boobs.

Posted by Paulrus
@Scrawnto said:
" Goodness gracious, that is a lot of breast. I think this is the first time I have ever been tired of looking at large boobs. "
There is such thing as "too much of a good thing". Breasts are no exception: just look at Eiken.
Posted by maimran91

That's a bunch of huge northern hemispheres!

Posted by ashogo
@Scrawnto said:
" Goodness gracious, that is a lot of breast. I think this is the first time I have ever been tired of looking at large boobs. "
I literally got boob fatigue by the second page. I applaude anyone who made it through the entire list.
Posted by Paulrus
@ashogo said:
" @Scrawnto said:
" Goodness gracious, that is a lot of breast. I think this is the first time I have ever been tired of looking at large boobs. "
I literally got boob fatigue by the second page. I applaude anyone who made it through the entire list. "
Hmm. Perhaps I should divide the list?
Posted by simonsez9

amazing work mate would also search and mention you of any character which could make its place in the list very nice work indeed keep it up

Posted by Bigheart711

This is a very epic list! Forgive me for saying this, but... JACKPOT!

Posted by Jadeskye
@AjayRaz said:
" this has to be the greatest list of all time  "
typical that i end up here and you're the first poster.
Posted by AjayRaz
@jadeskye said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" this has to be the greatest list of all time  "
typical that i end up here and you're the first poster. "
i try not to disappoint 
Posted by Darth Paul

Funny stuff, but I think that Black Orchid should be #1 just by her "Boobality" alone! God, that was the best thing about Killer Instinct, just so damn hilarious!

Posted by 234r2we232

Clearly not someone who has played Resident Evil 5.

Posted by Paulrus
@sofacitysweetheart said:
" Clearly not someone who has played Resident Evil 5. "
What do you mean by that?
Posted by 234r2we232
@Paulrus said:

" @sofacitysweetheart said:

" Clearly not someone who has played Resident Evil 5. "

What do you mean by that? "
 http://www.giantbomb.com/excella-gionne/94-8921/
 http://www.giantbomb.com/sheva-alomar/94-1085/
 
Oh, Capcom.
Posted by MisterDunlap

*sigh*  
That fact that I'm commenting on this is more pathetic than that I was interested in this in the first place. 
*curls up in a ball, and dies*

Posted by solidejake

I've seen some good lists on this site, but surprisingly none like this. Hence, you're the best.

Posted by Paulrus
@solidejake said:
" I've seen some good lists on this site, but surprisingly none like this. Hence, you're the best. "
Thanks! I'm surprised too.
Posted by obiwan

Please consider to add the cyborg chicks from MGS4

Edited by Paulrus
@obiwan said:

" Please consider to add the cyborg chicks from MGS4 "

If you mean the Beauty and the Beast Unit, they're normal according to my sources.  Again, C-cups are sizable but are not gigantic. But on the other hand my sources are questionable sometimes so maybe I'll have a second option later.
 
But, from my own observations, I determine that they dwarf in comparison to other girls I've looked at here. Feel free to use the previous sentence as a pick-up line: I guarantee you will taste a high heel and some pepper spray.
Posted by obiwan
@Paulrus: LOL. What about Naomi Hunter? Sure, her tits are not DOA-big. But she has beautiful cleavage and enough to draw attention from Hal Emmerich (or maybe he just's too nerdy). If not, sad that nobody from MGS could make it into your list (What about Meryl?). 
Posted by TwilitEnd656

The thing about 10) Reith (or rather, Tears of Blood), it's actually a Korean team that developed it.
 
But yeah, she is pretty flat. In character. If those were considered flat it would be more fitting to call much of those listed as planets than breasts.

Posted by LordAndrew

"One of the characters in Arcana Heart." Wow. Nice description there, buddy.

What else do you need to know? I played the game once, and have since forgotten everything about the characters except that one of them has a demon staff named Mike. To learn more I would need to figure out how to play a fighting game, and that ain't gonna happen.
Posted by Paulrus
@LordAndrew said:
"

"One of the characters in Arcana Heart." Wow. Nice description there, buddy.

What else do you need to know? I played the game once, and have since forgotten everything about the characters except that one of them has a demon staff named Mike. To learn more I would need to figure out how to play a fighting game, and that ain't gonna happen. "
Well, there are plenty of Wikis out there and a Youtube. But I just like it when there is more to a page than a bland title that offers no information about the character. I think if someone if going to make a page, they 'otta fill us in on what its about.
Posted by LordAndrew
@Paulrus: I was creating pages for all the fighters in the game. I didn't even know anything about the characters other than their names and what they looked like. I might fill them out if I get back into the game, but for now the pages are there for anyone who wants to fill them out. With the way this site works, character pages are useful to have even if there's no information on them.
Posted by solidejake

I went to recommend this list, but it turns out that I already have. Breasts make me forget!

Posted by Nymphonomicon
@solidejake: @solidejake said:
" I went to recommend this list, but it turns out that I already have. Breasts make me forget! "
I was going to not recommend this list after reading the asinine, idiotic, stereotyping commentaries its creator made about the characters but for some reason it says I've already recommended it.
Posted by Paulrus
@Nymphonomicon said:
" @solidejake: @solidejake said:
" I went to recommend this list, but it turns out that I already have. Breasts make me forget! "
I was going to not recommend this list after reading the asinine, idiotic, stereotyping commentaries its creator made about the characters but for some reason it says I've already recommended it. "
I was going to vote down this list for the same reason... but then I remembered that I created the damn thing.
Posted by rms141

Pretty good list. Nice mix of well-known and underappreciated ladies. Comments are generally pretty funny too: I laughed, I admit it. 
 
Gotta say that some of the random JRPG bashing is misplaced. Reina/Leina from Queen’s Blade, for example, is not a JRPG character, so I don’t know why you think she’s an example of that genre. 
 
Besides that, good stuff overall.

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

Down!!!! Down!!!!!!!! Bad Penis.......lol
Posted by atmosfear
@maimran91 said:
That's a bunch of huge northern hemispheres!
Posted by CommodorShenanigans

I can't believe he forgot Samus Aran from the Metroid series.

Posted by David59kz9

What about MII from "Jungle De Ikou?

Posted by Dingdonger

What about sexy Julie from FAKK2 Heavy Metal game?

Posted by Gigapig

Yup, i definitely love this list!

Posted by BossPanzer

We gamers are so mature -.- *sigh*

Posted by AkumaXxX

haha I love how Orihime Inoue is in the list.. She DOES have big boobs .. 0.0

Posted by MetalheadPlaysGames

Awesome list!

Posted by 1972

I gave the methods inside a full test run over 6 weeks and with 2 weeks I had already started to notice a difference. It took just under 4 weeks for me to gain one cup size taking me from a B cup to a C cup. find more information http://goo.gl/psCTq

Posted by VILLHAVER

I'm not even going to read the comments. I've never played a game that was made better by a character's oversized breasts. I can't imagine taking anyone seriously who ever thought that fondly of a video game character's breasts. I think of gamers who desire to see large, oversized breasts in games like the ugly, red-headed stepchild of the gaming community; you all exist, I won't mistreat you, but for the love of God I hope you stay quiet and don't earn yourselves any unwanted attention.

Posted by VILLHAVER

I knew I shouldn't have read any of the comments.

Down!!!! Down!!!!!!!! Bad Penis.......lol

Posted by Cakeface

So many bad boobies...

Posted by Tober

Even though i'm an ass man. I completely support this list.

Posted by theAllez99

I would feel like home in Japan =)

Edited by Judge_Dredd

@villhaver said:
oversized breasts in games

There's no such thing. People do come in all shapes and sizes, there are women who just naturally would make the bra sizes on most of this list look "tame". Also odd to see people say what is "normal" size, etc.