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This is quite possibly the peak of ridiculous sexual pandering. Nice and big, I know, but that noodle that she wears as a bra is just silly. I can hear the poor thing just straining to keep that avalanche of fat at bay.

You think Shadow was bad? Rouge was unnecessary. As much eye candy as she was, "Sonic" isn't really a boob-chick kind of franchise. Also, when you think about it, she's designed like a D-cup midget porn actress dressed in a bat costume, which sounds like something Dave Attel would think up.

Despite popular belief, you can't hack computers with breasts.

Psssst! The most fapped-to girl in the franchise is 16 years old! Thought I'd give you a heads up! Another busty ninja? Well, knowing DOA it's not that surprising: every girl here is about as flat as an episode of Baywatch.

Told ya. But it's Tina, do we honestly care? Tina is hot: I know it, you know it, she knows it, her boobs know it. I think we're all in agreement here.

Of course she and her big guns are on this list. The breasts mostly: its why we really gave a damn about her.

Never played Final Fantasy? No problem, neither have I. All I know is that Aeris dies, Chocobos are supposedly good with hot sauce, and the only things larger than Tifa Lockhart's breasts are Cloud's sword and the walls of text I would have to read in order to get into such a franchise.

I remember a certain Adam Sessler commenting on her: "I'm more afraid of losing my keys in [her] cleavage."

Don't know, don't care. I gather she's just another ironically flat character with tits the size of a small child in a car seat. Typical JRPG.

Actually, because she's such a minor character no worthy of an article, this one is for Belle: another example of artificial, gratuitous breast sizes caused by the graphical limitations of early 3D games. She was probably underage too, given it was a JRPG.

How Ron Jeremy won the West.

Speaking of Native Americans, Humba Wumba was huge in Banjo-Tooie. Again, low-poly makes for nice racks.

Actually, Rare really has a thing for big breasts. Jugga, the Sun Flower, Humba Wumba, Honey B, The Banana Fairies from DK64, Boggy's Wife... they just like to put them in kiddy, or kiddy-esque, games. Naughty Brits.

Not as naughty as Japan though. Moving on.

I like to watch you cringe. It's funny to me.

Ah yes, RapeLay. Y'know, I heard CGI hentai breasts wobble but they don't fall down. Har har. Now, I'm not a fan of this game (and I got the nerd rage posts to prove it) but it'll be hard to overlook the mother in this game, unless you're face-first in her wobbling cleavage of doom.

Oh wow, it's like if Tina Armstrong was cast in "The Planet of the Apes." But a monkey lass with curves and a D-Cup doesn't really bother me that much. But what bothers me, and I just thought of this, is that Candy here is supposed to be Donkey Kong's girlfriend.... yet she's also a member of of the Kong Family. Ewww. Damn dirty apes.

Behold, the pioneer of the exaggerated breast bounce. Sure, others in the series have breasts that move around like they're just bags of water taped to the inside of their shirts, but Mai introduced the concept to a generation of sexually frustrated nerds. We thank her, and her breasts, for allowing us to jump up and down for us way before DOA came along. Oh, and, yet again it's a ninja. Seriously, thanks for the hotness Japan, but how do they even balance on poles other than those meant for strippers?

Forget the breasts, with a name like that you can just tell how much class the developers of the "Leisure Suit Larry" franchise have.

Apparently, she's named after the sound babies make when they want to suckle on her enormous mammaries.

I bet there's plenty of you who'd let her spin *your* leek. Roffle roffle roffle. Oh god, I hate myself.

You know, I can probably fill this entire list with anime characters. But this isn't AnimeVice, now is it? In fact, I think I'll make a big breast list for that site too. I'll searching the place for weeks.

Oh, Izuna. How you broke my heart when I learned that those plump milk jugs of yours; which you just loved to tease everybody with with in all that promotional art for your games, just hanging out for all to see, were attached to the body of a 16 year old girl. Your country is doing this to screw with us... admit it.

Oh, look, a big-boobed bunny chi... is she being felt up by her hair?

In mythology, Succubus can take on any shape to seduce the men they want to take. This includes breast size. I wonder what Morrigan would have to shift into to seduce an otaku. Probably any character from fucking Lucky Star.

She can probably walk out with an entire museum's worth of artifacts in down in her bosom and still have enough room for the actual museum.

Her boobs are bigger than the galaxy she wishes to conquer. You can tell I'm straining with these jokes.

You know, it may be that whole lust, temptation, and adultery thing but Hell really produces some nice racks.

Her large tits give her the power to make comic book pages stick together. If I gave Kryptonite to her, would they start sagging?

Elvira has an article?

Agent from the DHS. One of those letters is her cup size: you choose.

Oh, for f-... what the hell is this? Reina's big tits are just silly, and her costume is just fucking ridiculous. How can you say that she's a "Warrior" with any kind of seriousness? I know anime and big tits go together like peanut butter and... well, I guess big tits, but this makes my eyes roll. Bloody JRPG character designs. What does she do, tit-fuck her enemies to death?

Long ago, somebody at Disney wanted to fap to a cartoon character with large tits. We got Jessica Rabbit, and he probably got fired for indecent exposure.

"Youngest daughter of the Morimoto Group who accepts no authority." And by 'authority' I guess they mean 'clothing'.

This article doesn't even have a description yet. The guy who made was probably too busy fapping.

Okay, I can't be mean to a cute-looking girl like this. She's probably just paying her way through art school.

Remember in the "Super Mario Brothers" movie when Daisy, re-imagined as a bad-ass action movie chick, appeared out of the blue with a big gun and the exclamation of "You're not gonna believe this..."? No? Well, I know very little of the movie because I refuse to watch that trash from beginning to end. Anyways, Tala here reminds me of that scene and how much they both look like porn stars starring in B-Action Movies as a career jump.

Additionally, I've noticed that quite a few breasts I have on this list are part of some secret organization or government agency. Is this is to have any truth, I wonder if the CIA requires that all of their female staff undergo surgical breast enhancements and wear clothing more tightly fit than a pickle jar lid in an air-pressure valve.

Or leather miniskirts.

The buxom mistress of the local BDSM/Fetish club.... I mean leading lady of the newer Ninja Gaiden series. Actually, a game franchise, featuring hot women in spiked leather clothing, with a notoriously high difficulty level that whips players into submission as they cry for more? Hmm... not really a far cry from the first joke.

Oh, how clever, her left (your right) boob is hanging over the add-on graphic, to emphasize that she has big cartoony tits.

She's like the hot girl who works down at Hot Topic; who's also a bitch because her big tits attract rude comments, she deals with posers all day, and she's probably a dyke.

15. Yes, I double checked. Lyn, like Ayane, was one of those cases of having a girl's age changed for a Western audience so we wouldn't have to question our stance on pedophilia. Maybe I'm missing something here. A 15-year old girl who, when I saw her in Smash Brothers: Brawl, looked 20 and sounded like she was in her thirties. Maybe I should be appreciating the diversity and how, in fact, sometimes, large chests sometimes grow on teenage girls. Or maybe Japan doesn't know how the fuck to age their anime girls properly.

That's one way to keep customers coming back.

Barbara reminds me of those fan attempts to turn Rouge the Bat into a human so they can fap to her without having that furry stigma... thing. But it's not their fault: Nintendo and Sega just like to put big tits on animal chicks, oblivious to the fact that a good chunk of their fanbase already like to draw such things... and give them fifteen horse cocks for some godforsaken reason.

It's a porn star, what do you want? Well, preferably a porn star who's in-game model doesn't look like a transsexual bodybuilder sporting a fake E-Cup.

The inspiration for her character design was probably some whore who went down to a comic book convention, dressed as Harley Quinn, to suck Trekie cock to support what looks to be her drug habit.

I started her article just so she can be on this list. Don't look at me like that; she was important to Okami's storyline. And her breasts are huge: perfect for attracting demons.