What alien race would you be?

 

 It's only logical that pepsicolagirl would be a Vulcan.
From Star Trek to Mass Effect, WoW to Tolkein, what alien race would you be from in another life time and why?
I would definitely be a vulcan - I  wouldn't  have to endure all of the rage that flows through me every time I encounter an illogical person who lacks the ability to comprehend my cool, calm rationale (and common sense in general).
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Posted by pepsicolagirl

 

 It's only logical that pepsicolagirl would be a Vulcan.
From Star Trek to Mass Effect, WoW to Tolkein, what alien race would you be from in another life time and why?
I would definitely be a vulcan - I  wouldn't  have to endure all of the rage that flows through me every time I encounter an illogical person who lacks the ability to comprehend my cool, calm rationale (and common sense in general).
Posted by Shirogane

Zerg, Overmind. Nuff said.
Posted by thebatmobile

Kryptonian.

Edited by Venatio

 Hmmm that's a really hard question, from Mass Effect I would probably be a Turian, can't really remember alot of other alien races from other stuff at the moment

Edited by Spacetrucking

 I AM KROGAN!!!!!
Genophage be damned, I wanna be a Krogan Battlemaster! No one would try to bother me with their bullshit. Ever.
Posted by markini6

Definitely a Skrull. 
 
The shit I'd make Jeff do....

Posted by SinGulaR

I'm perfectly satisfied with the way I am :)
Posted by insouciant

Andalite
I'd be an Andalite.  It's a creature from K. A. Applegate's Animorphs.  It can chop a tree down with one swing of its tail blade.
Posted by carlthenimrod

Wookiee, that way I'd get a sweet bowcaster.

Posted by Semition

Hm. Either a Protoss templar or one of those tentacle monsters in Japan.

Posted by Jazz
@markini6 said:
" Definitely a Skrull.   The shit I'd make Jeff do.... "
How do you know you aren't already one? 
 
Personally i'd go for a Xanthu..ite? 
 Starman of the Legion
Posted by Nitro

 
Ewok

Posted by NoXious

I'd probably like to be a Protoss Dark Templar, being exiled doesn't sound bad if I can walk around invisible and you can live a hell of a long time being Protoss.
Either that, or stick to being human. Life ain't bad on Earth if you ask me ^^

Posted by PenguinDust

Tentacle monster...

Posted by ninjakiller

Posted by TheSeductiveMoose

Whatever Yoda is.

Posted by insouciant
@TheSeductiveMoose:
Yeah, what race is Yoda?
Posted by FirePrince

Predator.Or Turian.
Posted by Tiwi
@insouciant said:
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Andalite
I'd be an Andalite.  It's a creature from K. A. Applegate's Animorphs.  It can chop a tree down with one swing of its tail blade. "
I think i recall this... I wanted to be one for a long time. I'll go with this 
 
also:
@markini6 said:
" Definitely a Skrull.   The shit I'd make Jeff do.... "

en skrull was a volume measurement equal to 3 liters (in norwegian), and a setting = 4 times a skrull
oh that was the random fact of the day. I'm done
Posted by PenguinDust
@insouciant said:
" @TheSeductiveMoose:
Yeah, what race is Yoda? "
According to the Star Wars Wikia, Yoda (and the other similar creatures like Yaddle) are from an unnamed species.  That's something Lucas has chosen to keep secret for whatever reason.   I choose to call them "Muppetolitans". :-)
Posted by pepsicolagirl
@PenguinDust: muppetolitans...genius
Posted by Death_Unicorn
Posted by ArclightBorealis
@ninjakiller said:
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Definetely what I'd choose. People would not mess with you now.
Posted by Pepsicolaboy

...Cant believe no-ones thought of this yet.  
Clearly this is the only relevant answer.
Posted by Atlantus_Air

Geth
Posted by crazymexicancarpi
   Win.
Posted by gothicus

Hmm Alien or predator I just cant decide...

 
 
Best of both worlds
Edited by Capum15

Dang...I'd say Asari, but they're female-only. The next one would be Krogan, but they're...Krogan.

Do Turians live for a thousand or so years? I know Krogan and Asari can, but not if Turians can. If they can, I'd be one. If not, they I'd say Krogan. Well, only Krogan if I could leave that shit hole that is Tuchanka. It'd be interesting living for a thousand years (y'know, if someone doesn't murder my ass).

If not, then screw it, Human. Salarian's, even with their short life spans, would be interesting as well.

I would like to have a Quarian friend, but I wouldn't want to be one.
 
Edit: Forerunners would be awesome if not for that whole "being extinct" thing. Sangheili/Elites would be interesting too.

Posted by Red

Probably a Drell. I mean, you get the slender body of a human, swimming abilities, and a perfect memory, although Turians and Krogans are pretty awesome, too.

Posted by Lydian_Sel

Wookies seem pretty cool, I can handle being 8 feet tall & covered in fur.

Edited by Buck
@Red: Swimming abilities? Arent Drell from a planet with a really dry climate? I think you're mistaking them a bit with those enkindler-worshipper-jellythings. They adopted them the drell to their planet, kinda the reason why thier lungs fail afterwards because of the moist climate on the jellyfish planet. :P
Edited by Civraz

Turian. 
 
Nope. I lied.  I'd rather be a sea-biscuit!

Posted by Red
@Buck: Yeah, the air moisture, but they are kind of amphibian-like, so I assumed they can swim better than an average human.
Edited by erikj

 
http://www.alienandufopictures.com/alien_pictures.html 
 
 
I know it's all fake, but that stuff is creepy.
Posted by Hero_Swe
@PenguinDust said:
"Tentacle monster...
 
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QFT
Posted by RIDEBIRD

I can't believe I was the first to say this, but:  

 Mega duh.
Posted by pepsicolagirl
@insouciant: i used to read animorph's when i was like 8 -   a total blast from the past with that one!    
Posted by pepsicolagirl
@Ertard:
infinity mega duh plus 1
Posted by Avalanche
Posted by Death_Unicorn

Eff Yoda, I'd rather be a Mon Calamari.

Posted by Earthborn
@pepsicolagirl said:

It's only logical that pepsicolagirl would be a Vulcan.
From Star Trek to Mass Effect, WoW to Tolkein, what alien race would you be from in another life time and why?I would definitely be a vulcan - I  wouldn't  have to endure all of the rage that flows through me every time I encounter an illogical person who lacks the ability to comprehend my cool, calm rationale (and common sense in general). "

 
 
 
 
 
 
Tolkien did not write 'alien races' - unless you mean any invented race or person.
 
Also, I think I'd be a Predator. They always go out with a bang.
Posted by wwfundertaker

A normal alien.

Posted by Deadmanforking
@PenguinDust said:
" Tentacle monster...
"
I agree!
Edited by Hot_Karl

Transformers are aliens, right? I'd be one of those. Or maybe Klaatu from The Day The Earth Stood Still but not the one from the kinda-junky remake from a couple years back, the bad-ass nice guy from the original movie.

Posted by Animasta

Asari

Posted by bonbolapti

Remember the hopeless Alien race from Galaxy Quest that thought Television was Historical Documents? Yeah? Well I used to want to be that Until the Turians came along.
 
I'd want to be a Turian Space cop.

Posted by Phaseshift
@bonbolapti said:
" Remember the hopeless Alien race from Galaxy Quest that thought Television was Historical Documents? Yeah? Well I used to want to be that Until the Turians came along.  I'd want to be a Turian Space cop. "
Never give up! never surrender.
 
and erm a jamacian in new york.
Posted by Jeust

From a quick search Pleiadian. Or protoss or asari.

Posted by xCPx_Bebi_Primo

Seriously? No one? No one yet!! WTF is the matter with you people.
 

 Fuck you, game over. I win.


Posted by RIDEBIRD

*snaps fingers* 
 
Cool, now the Dragonball universe never existed. Yay!
 
Q > all.

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