Shredder. Turtles. Casey Jones. What else do you want? Oh... A good game, you say? No we don't have one of those here.
You contain, literally, all of the gameplay concepts I hate from other games... and yet you make me love you.
I forgot I played you.
This one lost me.
Metroid is the only franchise where the least good game is still stands head and shoulders above 90% of its competitors.
*Nintendo Wii version*
+ Alan Wake: The Signal
+ Alan Wake: The Writer
Damn, this was good.
Sing it David.
Grenade. In. Mouth.
I remember it being SO incredible that I could kill civilians. I'm glad game's are growing up at least college freshman standards.
Barrel roll completed. Next?
Half the characters, half the quality, half the fun. Welcome to MUA 2!
*Game Gear version*
Whew. Took me a long time to play through this game.
This game is so bad.
*via Nintendo 64*
Best. Game. Ever.
Can I throw waves and waves of Hydras at the enemy until they relent? Yes? Done, I'm on board.
Great marine campaign.
Wicked camera angles.
I'm pretty sure I completed this. There was a lot of Fago soda involved -- not much else is clear.
Dog Pizza%3B pizza, dog.
I saw this one guy mess the world up with a pistol
I can't believe I played this. And I'm the guy the played The Getaway: Black Monday voluntarily.
I played this game on a boat.
*Sega Game Gear*
I really don't like this game.
Chuck never covered no wars.
Sucking blood from across the room.
Fuck this game, fuck Dave Anthony, fuck Treyarch.
Many, many punches -- all one at a time.
Not really a game, but I did do all the doable stuff.
The most nazi-ist fighting game I've ever played.
Form of: Reverse Dracula.
I have clear, distinct memories of beating this game, but I have no idea how I did it.
Killin' stuff again', and again'
A return to the traditional.
Spam the red blocks!
The peak of 2D C%26C ramped up a notch.
Most improved piece of media, ever.
A game filled with big-ass mechs, shooting big-ass lasers.
I always wanted to run around in an RTS from the perspective of a common avatar.
Childhood 2: Childhood's Sequel
Dwarves like two things. Drinking, and drinking. + The Stone Prisoner DLC
I love this game so much. If this game were remotely female shaped I would thrust my penis into the spokes and rudders of this game.
"Kratos, meet Hack-n-Slash. Hack-n-Slash, meet Kratos. No, no, no! Kratos, stop stabbing Hack-n-Slash in the face. Oh, this is a mess."
Keeps being good.
A 6 block. The choices are devastating.
Monolith. I love you; I hate you. But you keep me coming back.
I see what you did there mr. Stephen Jarrett. You made an attempt at re-creating the Harry Potter experience in video game form. You must have got the snail trails, the teeny-weeny trolls, and mine cart rides from something I haven't been reading.
Solitare is a game. Shut up.
This was okay for what it was.
THE Doom. The OG cast. No Ultimate nothing here. Who's got teleporter spawns, not this guy.
Use your keyboard!
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