2600, NES
NES
NES
NES
SNES
SNES
SNES
Gameboy Color
NES
SNES
Commodore 64. From the Totally Out of Ideas department comes Jumpman. Let's see...there's a man, and he jumps...
Wii
NES
3DO
NES
2600
Sega CD. I just figured out my porn star name. Wild Woody was also the the star of this game, a bright yellow No. 2 pencil that threw sticks of dynamite. Welcome to the mascot graveyard.
Gameboy
PS3
NES
PS1
2600
NES
Virtual Boy
NES. Games are chock full of bad acronyms, but Mattel and Bandai's old wrestling game - Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere - wins by submission. Stilla good game though.
2600
Gamecube
DS
Intellivision
Gameboy
SNES
SNES
SNES
Wii
PC
Playstation
2600
Jaguar
XBox 360
Gizmondo. Pass the vasaline. The platform might have been a front for a mafia scam, but the games were real. Real filthy, that is.
2600, NES
SNES
XBox Live Market Place
Channel F
2600
NES
PS1. Doctor, it hurts when I pee... That's because you've caught Klonoa, Jimmy, but don't worry, a shot of penicillin will clear that right up.
Wii
Gamecube
SNES
N64
Gameboy Advance
Gamecube
DS
Wii
Genises. Fun fact: This is one of the first games to actually use digitized voice. Not so fun fact: Here's a dialogue snippet: Awesome Possum: "I'm awesome!"
Dr. Machino: "You’re not so awesome!"
2600
PC
DS
PC
PC
PC
PC
PC
PC
Intellivision
Sega CD
NES. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
"AAAAHHHHH!!!! A f*ckin fly?! NOOOO!!! WHYYY! Now everything is ruined! Quick, call the police! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Sega CD
Genesis
Genesis
Genesis
Sega CD
NES
NES. I dare you to squeeze their cheeks.
XBox 360
PS1
N64. He sure is and they sure are. Iggy the ball stars in this oddly misspelled racing game. I'm just glad he's not "wreckin" balls, because that sounds terribly painful.
Xbox 360
Xbox 360
Intellivision
Intellivision
NES
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance
SNES
Gamecube
DS
Wii
NES. Fore, Bitch!
PC. Starring Ron Jeremy. There's nothing like getting a little tongue from the fatman, which is precisely what this bizarre yet nauseating fighting game delivered. At least it didn't have John Madden in it.
Intellivision
Intellivision
Wii Shop. I read this book alot when I was little, so I had to buy the game.
PS1. Rosco is hot stuff in his his most extremely flaming video game yet! And when he whips out his hose, you'll burn with the desire to play with it!
32X. I wonder what this game is about. Sponsor? Check. Number of Holes? Check. Quality of Holes? Check. Pro Endorsement? Check. Our attention span? Checked out three holes ago.
PC. I think George Bush gets these.
Intellivision
SNES
PS3
