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Not your run of the mill cute fantasy. This game will F*** you up (PS3)

Demon's souls developers aren't worried about making their game casual and for everyone to enjoy. They decided to please the more hard-core type of gamers. This game is unrelenting, and would rather smack your hand than hold it. So if your into punishment and love a challenge, or have ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on Oct. 18, 2009

Not quite the Tim Schafer Experience. (X360)

Tim Schafer is a developer where you just can't help but to root for, he makes some of the most funniest and clever characters and the same could be said about the writing. So how does he follow up what I thought was an incredible platformer that was Psyconauts? ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on Oct. 18, 2009

A major improvement that will go unnoticed. (X360)

Developers of the gothic series have attempted again with the fantasy vibe. While it feels like it's becoming the next WWII of video games. That hasn't stopped developed from making Risen, which is a improvement and large step in the right direction for the developers, but not quite enough ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on Oct. 18, 2009

The Raider's of the Lost Ark equivalent of Video games. (PS3)

Naughty dog has always been the developer who could take ideas from other games and blend it well together in their own game. So it was with Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, which combined platforming and heart pounding gun battles, with gorgeous looking environments. Although while that game wasn't a explosive ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on Oct. 16, 2009

Who ya gonna call? (X360)

When you think of Ghostbusters and video games, there isn't a whole lot that comes to mind. After a almost uncertain developement fase, Ghostbusters has finally released, but not as a movie tie in. That's because Ghostbusters the game is a sequel to the movies. Anyone who wasa huge fan ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 20, 2009

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Free Realms (PC)

For a free game, Free Realms looks like it might have had a subscription at one time and then went free, but no, this game was designed to be free, at least give you the illusion of free. See, it doesn't cost money to play the game in it's ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 10, 2009

Damn waste of time. (X360)

You are not going to like this game. As tempting as it is to leave it at that I might as well explain why your going to be hitting your head on a desk wishing you hadn't paid full price for something that is a large test of patience. ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 10, 2009

It went quietly... that's good. (X360)

Simplisity has never really been a problem for me in gaming. A game is too easy to beat? fine, beat it forget it, but this is the first time in a game where simplicity actually frustrates me. You will be sneaking up on some of the most dumbest ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 7, 2009

A game made up of cliche (X360)

Basically, Ninja Blade is the forgotten child of Ninja Gaiden. No love, or attention for the game. Although a game like this might be a smash oversea, it doesn't really appeal to western gamers interest. The story is basically just there for you to do a bunch of crazy, ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 6, 2009

The end can't come faster. (XBLM)

Summer block busters usually have bad games lurking around, but the developers tried something a little bit different this time. They are releasing a two-part downloadable game prequel to the Watchmen film. So you can't say they aren't trying to be a little bit different. The entire game ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 6, 2009

You are the hero. (PS3)

Video games and super heroes are a great mix. There are many games that have blended these two concepts and be very successful. Now that Infamous comes along, it changes up the game, makes it more involving, and nearly perfects the idea of playing a super hero. The story is ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 6, 2009

A game you'll rewind time and time again. (XBLM)

On paper, Braid sounds like a typical side-scrolling adventure, with time control thrown in, but what makes this game a trip is the style, heart, and philosophy behind this game. This game was a labor of love from it's developers and it really shows. Braid has a time ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on June 5, 2009

Castle Crashers: A love note to the old arcade games. (XBLM)

For 1200 microsoft points you can get a variety of content including entire games. There's a wide choice of different games but one that will stand out above them all is Castle Crashers. Castle Crashers plays like the classic arcade beat 'em ups from the old days of ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 30, 2009

Bargain Bin Review: Unreal Tournament 3. (X360)

Most people go through bargain bins because every so often you find a gem like UT3, and you quickly grab it before anyone else and wonder why it would be in such a place. Then you remember back when it was released it simply came and went without so ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 26, 2009

Bargain Bin Review: Crackdown. (X360)

Wow, what a steal this game was at $10. Crackdown is one of those hidden gems. It was a success, but not big enough of one to warrant a sequel, which is sad because the developers really laid down the ground work for what could have been a super ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 26, 2009

Resident Evil 5 Reinvigorates the phrase "Action/Adventure" (X360)

These days shooters are all about... well shooting. Resident Evil 5 has shooting, but it's not the main focus. You can tell a game is well made when it's hard for you to point out which part of the game has been more focused on than the other. That's ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 26, 2009

Terminator Salvation: Another notch in the belt of bad movie game (X360)

I am SO thankful I decided to rent this game for 2 days instead of three. The only reason I can see people play this game is to get some quick, easy achievements, even though you don't get that many and you still have to play through the game. ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 23, 2009

Punch out and Punch in!! (WII)

To start off, if you loved the original, then your going to love this Re-make. Yes, it is a Re-make, but there is a few things here and there that make this a worthy Re-make. Punch out was of those games that you didn't buy, take home and ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 18, 2009

7 out of 10 found this review helpful.

Bionic Commando. No it's not a re-make. (X360)

For a title which game play relies on a swinging mechanic, I was a little hesitant when playing this game, since the Spider-man games have set the standard. From what I've played, in my opinion, Bionic Commando does a better job at raising that bar. Swinging around, picking things ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 18, 2009

1 out of 7 found this review helpful.

Godfather 2 Review. Unlike the movie, it's not a great sequal (X360)

The Godfather was known as a masterpiece in film, and it was followed up by yet another masterpiece which set the stage for sequels in cinema. Now, the Godfather was released to generally positive reviews and was a very enjoyable game, so where did they go wrong with the ...

Reviewed by pissedoffthewitch on May 8, 2009