pleasedaddyno

Walking Dead and The Killing are both poo.

my childhood!

ive been watching it fine. on the twitch stream.

(no, i rlly did not rike DAT powerpoint FONT)

"did you rike it?"

it is about 99% as we, detective gafs, sussed out within 20 minutes of the Phantom Pain reveal. it's all on record.

(especially the bit where i pledged my allegiance to #teamreal and #nevernoeatingofcrows)

every day im #realmcgyving.

......................phantom <br>
..................................metal<br>
(joakim<->kojima) m(OGRE)n <br>
..........................................gear <br>
..............................................pain

gaf has been providing me with hours of entertainment since Bandagegate. my conviction since the trailer reveal that PP is a part of the MGS universe remains well documented on Giant Bomb. havent slept properly, and have been up all night (other side of Earth) to see this, as well. after this panel on 'photorealism,' i will have to go back to the doldrums of every day life...

over-acting + norwegian accent + PR marketing + Kojima mythology + current EDGE feature/GDC talk + video compression artifacts + diminished eyesights + boredom + Geoff & 'Joakim' possibly not being in the same room for that 'interview' + /v/ + Geoff's always weirdly worded tweets + believer hysteria = Circus of Stupid

all this talk of eating crows and hats. old detective GAF has gone senile. retirement in sight?

the only thing of value from that Circus is this revelation:

"This thread is worthy of its own anthropological doctoral dissertation.

We've got skeptics blaming believers for perpetuating nonsense, believers blaming skeptics for closed mindedness and cruelty, only to have the skeptics turn the cruelty argument around on the believers, and meanwhile the believers camp is being fragmented into several schools of thought that are basically all the same but somehow crucially different in their interpretation of what to believe!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you The Birth of Religion: A NeoGaf Reenactment."

Kojima is the trollicking we deserve, but not the one [i] need right now.

while it doesn't help that Kojima's upcoming GDC talk is titled "Photorealism through the eyes of a 'FOX': The Core of Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes," 'Joakim Mogren' here is still (too) many head and shoulders above David Cage's disembodied old man head from the Playstation 4 unveiling. you cannot pre-render lip corners sticking like that during speech. those are some Angelina Jolie lips, for sure, but they are real flesh. #teamReal