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Added by pornstorestiffi on Oct. 11, 2009

I watched the making of videos some time ago now, and i found the guy in the background yelling "Heyoo" pretty funny for some reason. And just now i thought that it would make a good and annoying message or ringing tone for my mobile. 
 
So i cut the "Heyoo" part out, and put it on my phone. And i don't know if its only me who find this sample funny, but for those who do, i thought i would share it.  
 
Might take a few seconds for the clip to show up.
 
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Added by pornstorestiffi on July 23, 2009

Demon´s Souls impressions


I have had this game or a little over a week now i think, and i´m about 15 hours in and currently have a soul level of 32. And i still have a long way to go, having only beaten three bosses.

This game is ruthless, if you have been waiting for a game that does not hold your hand in any way or form, this is a game for you. Like in the good old days of gaming, this game wants you to find out how it works for your self.

And that will involve a lot of trial and error, and lots and lots of dying. This game is not afraid to beat you into submission and make you cry like a little girl. But this is also what makes this game so fun, learning from your mistakes and figuring out new tactics on how to progress.

Cause if you don´t you will be stuck right from the beginning.

There are 10 classes in the game:

Knight
Thief
Priest
Magician
Temple Knight
Soldier
Wanderer
Barbarian
Royal
Hunter

Each class has a set list of attributes, that fits the class. You wont be able to level up before you have beaten the first boss in the game. And it will take some time and some deaths before you get there.

But when you do, you will be able to buy attribute points with the souls of your killed enemies. These souls acts as the games currency, and you will need the souls to also repair equipment, weapons and health or status related consumables. So you have to decide all the time, what you need your precious souls for.

Each time you level up, the coast of souls increase. So the more you level up the more souls are needed each time.

Keeping your souls can be a tricky thing too. You start off the game with a human form, but don´t get use to that physical body cause you will loose it in no time. And when you die in your physical body, you will start the level over in soul form.

Now all the souls you collected while in your physical body are gone, but you have one chance to go recover your body, and get those souls back. But if you die in your soul form before you get to reclaim your body and lost souls. You will loose it and you will have to continue from that point in your soul form, until you either beat a boss or get a magical stone that lets you summon your physical body. But those stones are rare and don´t drop often.

At the start of the game you will arrive in what is called "The Nexus" this is pretty much the only safe place in the whole game. This is also where you will buy a higher soul level. Plus there will be a black smith and a guy that will hold your equipment for you.

From here you also have access to all the different levels in the game. You can pick any one you want, but you might not survive for long if you pick one that wants you to be a higher soul level.

I choose a Soldier class, as they seemed like a well rounded starter class. And i have been putting a lot of soul points into my "Vitality" to get my hit points up, as they are needed in close combat. Also i have been putting points in "Endurance, Strength and Dexterity".

Endurance boosts your stamina level and a few other things. But the stamina level is also a pretty important thing to have, as every time you swing your sword, block or do a roll you loose some. So you have to be on a constant look out when your fighting multiple foes. Strength is pretty much self-explanatory, it raises your attack power and is also required for most weapons and shields. Dexterity also increases attack power and increases experience.

Having put so many points in, the game still makes sure you don´t feel too powerful. The difficulty scale can switch from one set of enemy to another with out warning. And stumbling upon a boss character is often fatal, and will leave you grinding level until your ready to take up the fight.

Beating the first boss, was not that bad. As the attack pattern for it is really easy, and seems like the developers did that on purpose. However the next boss in that same level, beat me down a couple of times, leaving me to go grind in a whole other level before venturing back. And going back and then defeating these big sons of bitches, feels really great, and you will get adrenalin kick going, as there are times where death is right there besides you, but you some how manage get out in one piece in the end.

I´m still along way of the end in this game, and i still have some though enemies i would like to kill in the first chapter, like the dragon. And thats what´s fun about this game, as frustrating it can be its equally as rewarding. And its been a long time since i have had a game, that i would be thinking of when not playing, i just cant keep away from it.

Guess i´m a glutton for punishment, but it feels great.


Plasma Annoyances


Less that a week ago i bought a 50" plasma screen. And i was really happy about my purchase, until i saw how much glare there was on the screen. It is so reflective in dark scenes in movies or games, that you can see what ever is in front of the TV, like your self, and objects in the room.

Its worse than the screen on my MacBook, and thats pretty reflective too to start with.

So these last days i have been dealing with customer service and UPS. There is a 14 day price guarantee, so i can get my damn money back.

It´s sad that manufactures put these glossy screens on some plasmas, for me it ruins the product. If the screen did not have this shitty glass in it, i would have been very happy. Cause the colors are nice and the blacks are very good.

So right now as of writing this, i´m waiting for UPS to come by and pick it up. And then its back to my old Samsung 32" again. But as soon as i get back my money i´m buying another bigger Samsung TV in LCD, cause i´m not taking the chance on a plasma set again. 



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Added by pornstorestiffi on July 6, 2009

Chances are you might know Robert Ashley, but even if you don´t you should go check out his bands new CD. What you pay for it is up to you, you can even get it for free. However if you like it, please show some support.

I´m not into this kind of music, i´m a Death Metal and Black Metal kind of guy, but i like the guy, and the quality of their work on the CD is really good. So i payed for it.

Anyhow just go here and check it out


  





Added by pornstorestiffi on March 9, 2009

On the last entry i did here Killzone 2 had my blood boiling to the point of it ruining the game for me. I got past the the level that annoyed me. Then had a good run with no frustrations and only dying once in a while. Then the last level arrived, the one where you have to kill all those Higs before you can get to Radec, got stuck on the second checkpoint where you have to go on top of the balcony. But now i was so close so i had to keep going, even though i still though of just calling it quits...But in the end i beat that one too, and go to see Radec blow his stupid ass brains out, even thoug i would have preferred for Sev to do it, seemed like a bitter sweet boss battle. Good thing about it was the Trophy for beating him in less than 20 minutes, that helped a little.

But that was it beat it on Elite so in your face Shitzone 2 your shitsnare didnt catch me.  I still think it was easy for the majority of the game, there where only two checkpoints in the game that had me going insane. But at least i didnt go postan on anyone.
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Added by pornstorestiffi on March 2, 2009

Now i am not into blogging, but i just need a place right now to talk some shit, and get it out of my system. So Killzone 2, great game, looks good, plays good all around a nice time.

I played on normal settings the first time through, and it was kind of on the short side, but i still felt it was a fun ride while it lasted all 6 hours and 30 minutes of it. So right after i finished it, i thought i would play it again, but this time on Elite settings. Now i have completed Call of Duty 2 & 4 on Veteran, and thought it was pretty tricky and hard, but not so hard that it cant be done.

So i play the first 6 chapters of it, and its not really that hard, there where a few spots where i died 4-5 times in a row. But then the shitstorm started on chapter 7, the chapter called Tharsis Refinery. And the shitstorm pretty much starts straight off in this level, well allmost. You make your way through the train kill a few Helgast along the way, and then you come to this spot where you have to grab a rocket launcher to blow up a tank. Sounds simple enough now doesn't it...well not really, cause to get the rocket launcher you have to battle around 6-8 Helgast that rush you...at this point the game is not longer just your ordinary shitstorm, no! the game has now leveld up and become a shitblizzard.

Now my strategy in the other levels so far has been to take it easy and slow, and stay in cover, pick off the enemies you can, and then advance. So that was my natural approach to that spot also. But i soon found out Killzone 2 apparently acquired a case of the COD bug, namely infinite re spawning enemies, so no matter how many you kill of the first wave, as soon as that wave is down to 1 or 2 Helgast, a whole new batch of them will just spawn in the back of the train.

I think i must have died around a 150 times now, and my view on the game has changed based on this witch is not good. But i really hate the game now, and i know its wrong, cause its not the games fault, its probably just me who suck and cant find the right strategy. But come on beating Mile High in Call of Duty 4 on Veteran is easier than this shit.

Its bull fucking shit, i would love to see the developers beat that part them selves. How ever i do tip my hat to the people how have done it, you must be some good sons of bitches or the most lucky fuckers in the world.

So congratulation Shitzone 2 you won, you are Elite and i am not.

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