ProfessorEss's forum posts

#1 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

I'd be all for a 2012 announcement with a 2013 release, followed by my 2014 purchase. 
 
 ...also I hope they call it XBox X.

#2 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

I dunno, there's some good ones. Assassin's Creed, Uncharted, Viva Piñata, the Souls games, Mass Effect, Left 4 Dead, Gears of War, the list just goes on and on.

#3 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

Same as it was with Demon's Souls - an effing dragon on an effing bridge.

#4 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -
@gakon said:

It could be a copycat killer writer, but it's more fun to think that someone ever came up with this weird way to troll in the first place.

Serial Emailer X!?!
#5 Edited by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

I'm actually kind of happy to hear that it is fake. It's much more comforting than the thought that someone would actually name two lion cubs Gerstmann and Davis. 
 
...not that they aren't perfectly cromulent lion cub names.

#6 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

Viva Piñata baby. Viva Piñata.

#7 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -
@iam3green said:
you want to invent a cheese cutter that you can just put a big block of cheese and it cuts it.
Even better - how about a cheese grater that doesn't ruin your sponge when you wash it? 
 
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg.
#8 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

Man I hope he glitches and dies on me. It'll save me a lot of time and arrows that I'm planning on using to cheap him to death.

#9 Posted by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

Shit. Anything else is trying too hard.

#10 Edited by ProfessorEss (7581 posts) -

Painted my newly drywalled laundry room and mowed the lawn. 
 
Oh, you mean Dark Souls. Nothing.
 
Putting a second coat on in about three hours, then watching Hockey Night in Canada then hoping to get a little Dark Souling done.