I was just watching two of Uwe Boll's movies last month and goodness gracious me, did they suck. I guess the critics were right after all. Uwe Boll's video game movies really suck so bad. Not only did the films stray from the source materials but also the acting, dialogues and production were awful. I'm no film director but when I watched his movies I was correcting the films in my head telling myself that some parts should've been this way, some parts should say it this way and so on. I think a 10 year old kid could do a better job than him.
So the movies I watched were House of The Dead and Alone In The Dark. House of The Dead I gotta admit was really not that bad but the only thing that ruined it was the storyline. Rather than having the infamous duo (Thomas Rogan and Agent G) as the main characters and Dr. Curion as the main antagonist, what we got instead was something totally bizarre. The only thing I gave credit to HoTD were the action scenes. Some parts were totally inappropriate and unnecessary but it could've been worse.
Now, Alone In The Dark was a real s**t bomb. It had nothing to do with the original franchise as well as common sense so why was I watching it? The movie was supposed to involve monsters, mysteries, haunted mansions, horror and dark magic but no, that didn't seem to be the case. I still have some other Uwe Boll movies to watch like In The Name of The King, Far Cry and the infamously abysmal Bloodrayne but only God can save me from watching them with pain and agony.